Excepting in extraordinary circumstances, the primitives can change their names only at the grace and goodness of my fellow alum Skins, during some sort of big mass collective orgy. As far as I know, there's been two of them, but there might've been more in the past. The last one was after the elections of 2008.
Those primitive name-changes were collected and itemized here, in the DUmping Ground:
"primitive name-changes for 2009"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,21813.0I don't think there exists any earlier handy-dandy directory, and of course decent and civilized people have long since gotten used to the primitives with their new monickers, so even this directory is of little help these days.
Under extraordinary circumstances, my fellow alum Skins has condescended to changing primitive names.
The two I can think of are "MoPaul" and "greenbriar," to "phalloscraper" and "dumbtenjeep" respectively.
I have no idea why these primitives requested their names be changed, and I wish they wouldn't do it, as it confuses.
<<has been "franksolich," and only "franksolich," on the internet since late 1995.