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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2012, 07:39:55 AM »
She could loose a ton of weight on that new pineapple juice diet. :evil:
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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2012, 08:03:31 AM »
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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2012, 08:18:03 AM »
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60. That kind of attitude leads to a paternalistic police state.

Oppressing people for their own good, treating then like stupid children who do not know any better.

You don't see the irony of that statement, do you (D)Ullard? 

Hint:  Paternalistic Welfare State.

Nah...the bulb never gets any brighter with these mongoloids.   Funds never run out, the rich can be taxed at 100% every year and peace and love conquers all......

.....as long as it's enforced.
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2012, 08:18:33 AM »
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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2012, 08:33:20 AM »
In 99% of all cases the only thing that can make you gain weight is food or calories.

Of course if you are having a baby you will also gain weight. Is panther having a baby?  :rotf:

Most of the rest is bullshit. Especially DUmmy stories.

I gained a lot of weight when I used to drink. Lost a lot. This year has been tough with three visits to the hospitals and time off from work. If you don't stay busy you eat more, at least I seem to.


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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2012, 08:37:54 AM »
You don't see the irony of that statement, do you (D)Ullard? 

Hint:  Paternalistic Welfare State.

Nah...the bulb never gets any brighter with these mongoloids.   Funds never run out, the rich can be taxed at 100% every year and peace and love conquers all......

.....as long as it's enforced.

In case you didn't know this, the Odin2005 is one of those being "treated like stupid people"--by those he considers his "friends," governmental bureaucrats.

He's a little under 30 years old, heavy, sits on his ass all day long, riding the social security disability gravy train.  If he's up to it, and feels like doing a good deed, he hangs around the Goodwill thrift store up there in Minnesota, somewhere just across the river from Fargo, North Dakota.

He hangs around with the primitives on Skins's island a lot, and I think if he's capable of writing coherent comments there, he's capable of doing some work so as to get off welfare.  He was certainly very capable marching around, walking around, in the minuscule "Occupy" protest in Fargo some months ago.

The Odin2005's "disability" is apparently the disability de jour, Asperger's.

We have a member here on conservativecave, ten years younger than the Odin2005 primitive, who's blind, and works, as a dishwasher in a truck stop.  He works because he wants to be his own person; he doesn't want to be owned by someone else, beholden to anyone else.

The last time I looked at the want-ads for the Fargo area, there were plenty of openings for bus-boys and dishwashers in restaurants around there.

The social security disability trust fund (different from the retirement fund) is due to be depleted in less than four years.  I suspect the Odin2005 primitive had better get cracking, and get a job.

Remember what the icon of the primitives, Vladimir Lenin, once said; "he who does not work, does not eat."

It'd be good for the Odin2005 primitive to work, one of the consequences being he's likely to shed some poundage.
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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2012, 08:55:28 AM »
 And on the plus side, you'll die early.

And abort themselves to extinction.
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2012, 08:58:15 AM »

He's a little under 30 years old, heavy, sits on his ass all day long, riding the social security disability gravy train. 

That explains it.
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2012, 09:43:55 AM »
I'm getting a vibe that this is all Bush's fault. hmmm...

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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2012, 03:21:34 PM »
She could loose a ton of weight on that new pineapple juice diet. :evil:

H5 for reminding me of my favorite UGP story! Followed by:

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I got him as a chick,he was a black cute chirpy puffball.I named him Blackie.Most chicks are yellow but Blackie stood out with his inky feathers.He grew up into a handsome jungle fowl rooster with 6 inch dagger like spurs on his ankles that were used against a bullying dog named chipper,who intimidated and chased my dog Mikey.

I dream of him once in awhile.Sometimes I see his spirit in a tree in the backyard,or walking around.I even saw him in the hospital along with my cat when I had surgery(pre-op)making sure all was ok.. I see his head bobbing back and forth out of the corner of my eye in the house too.I get messages from him. Here is one I had awhile ago and my thoughts on it.

Before the "Bird Flu" scare hit the news a few years ago I dreamed of Blackie. At first he was walking west into the sun. He walked past pits full of burnt and burning dead chickens. He walked to texas and to a veterinary lab facility there. I followed him. He led me to a bio lab where chickens were being tested or injected with something.I saw an image that looked like raspberries.He led me to factory farms filled to capacity with caged chickens that were traumatized and crazy from stress some were suicidal.. They got sick.I saw a few people getting sick from them.The Chickens were angry and calling justice upon the people handling them in factory farms for mistreating them.Blackie warned me about Bird Flu,before it hit the news.I just didn't know it until after the fact..
Blackie was saying he was confused about humans. He wants people to understand chickens have spirits too and they feel and they are not stupid. He told me the spirits of chickens at factory farms are in anguish they are confused and they linger around the Earth because they don't know what to do.They are angry and traumatized and they are causing problems because nobody cares about their spirits as if they don't have spirits. So they are stuck in a kind of limbo.

And the firebombed truck and burnt toys:
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Proving ground out here has several underground levels.

And there are links to different buildings and there is a tunnel network,underneath. To get around you ride on things almost like golf carts or trams. It's weird you go under in one building in one town, come up in another building in another town.

My father had his new truck firebombed for showing me stuff that apparently I wasn't supposed to see. Some of it was cool as shit. Some of it I so wanted to take to school to show my friends.One device had such kick ass potential to **** with the bullies and make them leave me alone , I wished I could have used it on them..I dunno why he took those risks for to this day tho.

The whole truck was burnt to a scorched metal shell. Even the glass in the windows had not only shattered but they melted..the seats were not seats, they were metal frames and a few springs.The truck had a really strange smell, the smoke was not what you'd expect. the engine was distorted and black. but there was very little visible smoke.I took pictures of it with my cheesy instamatic camera.Nobody noticed I did that.I was discreet.I watched who was looking before I snapped it. Got all sides the melted glass everything.

I got the pictures to this day. I was kinda mad some of my toys in the back were toast.
He was lucky he got out of that fire with only burnt toes.His shoe melted and it was leather, I dunno what kind of liner it had or if his sock was what melted. The fire was really hot and intense, he said it was a white fireball. And that's not a normal engine fire like the"police report" said.
And I remember guys who were not'regulars'slipping stuff in his drinks when I went to the bar with him,they I guess thought I didn't see it and so I'd just play clumsy hyper kid and knock the drink over before my father drank it.I dunno if my father ever knew. Or maybe that's why he brought me there? I dunno.

My life has been so ****ed with. I have zero trust in the government,especially the military that the people running it are decent good or kind.It's all about power and control and winning to them.I really do not trust any authority or authority figure anymore.It's like I am locked into permanent wariness. From all this shit.

The post I wish I could really find, though, is where she described (when she was a little boy/girl & kitten/cat) taking her dinner outside and eating under the window or a bush or something...because, well, she was a cat.

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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2012, 04:49:42 PM »
In 99% of all cases the only thing that can make you gain weight is food or calories.

Of course if you are having a baby you will also gain weight. Is panther having a baby?  :rotf:

Most of the rest is bullshit. Especially DUmmy stories.

I gained a lot of weight when I used to drink. Lost a lot. This year has been tough with three visits to the hospitals and time off from work. If you don't stay busy you eat more, at least I seem to.



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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2012, 07:01:19 PM »
Put the male panther in a zoo where she belongs and the zoo keepers will make sure she loses weight. Can't have a fat panther in the zoo after all.

What makes me laugh is all the fatties crying cause the health nazis have pretty much beat us smokers into oblivion and are now looking for another target. Got 5 non smoking fatties at work. When they raised the insurance on us smokers years back all the non smoking lardburgers said "Well you should have your insurance raised cause you are unhealthy and cost us more money." I told them their time was coming. They laughed. Well their time has now come. Now they are pissing and moaning cause their insurance got raised right up to the smoking rate. Me? I don't worry cause I ain't overweight. Now I say the same thing to them that they said to us and my goodness do they bitch!! Their favorite argument is they can't afford healthy food. I always go in the breakroom at lunch, which I do not eat, and make fun of them while they munch down on their fast food.

Oh that pisses them off!!! Tough shit lardburgers. Your time has come. We smokers warned you but you was too stupid to listen. The bell tolls for thee now. FOAD.

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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2012, 01:01:32 AM »
If you quit drinking...I'm not coming to Nevada this fall.

Every rule has an exception.

Just don't set the car alarm off in the parking lot of the brothel this year.  :lmao:

If you don't want to stay at the casino motel I have a guest bedroom that has a master bathroom with a brand new queen size bed. You are more then welcome to stay at my house.
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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2012, 06:32:49 AM »
Put the male panther in a zoo where she belongs and the zoo keepers will make sure she loses weight. Can't have a fat panther in the zoo after all.

What makes me laugh is all the fatties crying cause the health nazis have pretty much beat us smokers into oblivion and are now looking for another target. Got 5 non smoking fatties at work. When they raised the insurance on us smokers years back all the non smoking lardburgers said "Well you should have your insurance raised cause you are unhealthy and cost us more money." I told them their time was coming. They laughed. Well their time has now come. Now they are pissing and moaning cause their insurance got raised right up to the smoking rate. Me? I don't worry cause I ain't overweight. Now I say the same thing to them that they said to us and my goodness do they bitch!! Their favorite argument is they can't afford healthy food. I always go in the breakroom at lunch, which I do not eat, and make fun of them while they munch down on their fast food.

Oh that pisses them off!!! Tough shit lardburgers. Your time has come. We smokers warned you but you was too stupid to listen. The bell tolls for thee now. FOAD.

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Healthy food really isn't that much more expensive than junk food, especially if you actually stop buying junk food. If somebody was bringing home cooked unhealthy food, I might be able to believe that they were at least trying, but if you are buying fast food then you are not making an effort to save money.  Sandwiches from home are cheap, pretty much no matter what you put on them.  A huge salad can be made with pocket change.  Pasta is cheap, and while it is carb heavy, it is miles better than most fast food. 

If you make just a little extra for dinner, you can take the leftovers in for lunch without noticing much of a price difference.  Or, if you want to lose weight, eat a little less at dinner, add in a salad if still hungry, and you still have lunch ready to go. 

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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2012, 06:53:20 AM »
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If it were That easy...to lose weight as in that commonly believed but incredibly ignorant calories in/out model we'd all be thin.If Soda was the culprit of the obesity problem..

People who think the calorie in and out model works all the time like some math equation,they have no idea the complexities of changing a body metabolism. A lot of fat people eat LESS than thin people do. Diets FAIL,at a 98% rate. There are MANY factors at work causing obesity ,pollutants,viruses,abuse...the list of possible causitive factors is long.
Why can people who drink super big gulps often seem to not gain weight from it?


If diets worked there wouldn't be so many of them being promoted like a magic health solutions.If dieting actually worked and nobody would be fat.Nobody would regain it after using the regimen for months or years.

Yet the fat phobes still continue giving unwanted sanctimonious advice to the overweight as if they KNOW why fat people get fat,is is ****ing rude.
Our narcissistic, vain, body/status obsessed and superficial society piles on that all pervasive pressure to conform,suffer to be beautiful,reduce calorie intake exercise more and more and become become food obsessed,until you are scared to eat things, scared to miss the gym because of the burning soul killing humiliation that fat people face,daily. Social pressures,fat bigotry, ignorance that some people have about fat people is abusive and toxic to well being,self acceptance and growing into as a culture, the accepting of body differences in a diverse world.


Fat Bigots are as toxic as racism,homophobia or any other bigotry. But right now browbeating the "fatties" is a hateful bigotry our society now accepts.
It even legislates against food they imagine fat people eat. Soda..what next chips,butter, what will be the next"evil"food to fear?What excuse to control,blame fat people,than no one will have freedom to eat as free people anymore. The saddest thing is this kind of nanny tactic was promoted by the Nazis. Nazis idolized the fit Aryan body, the ancient Greek model of physical perfection. The vain feared fat in the Reich to the point whipped cream was seen as the devil itself. The Nazi's restricted what the people ate 'for their own good' in Nazi Germany. Nazis believed your own body was not really yours.It belonged to the state. Do you wish to be owned and belong to the state,or the City of New York?
Even if limiting soda intake is healthy do you want the LAW of New York City make you by force limit how much sugary shit you can drink in one cup.?

Right now fat bigot politicians , fat bigot busybodies trying to warn fat people of their horrid 'lifestyle choices',and fat bigoted people can get away with such stupid shit . People have internalized a lot of the Nazi belief system without even realizing it. Doesn't matter if you are on the left or right nowadays,there is idealogical overlap..

Maybe one day people will become more sensitized to others situations and care about others well being without the force of law and trying to dominate or control them. Maybe one day the haters, they won't get away with it anymore because society won't tolerate bigots bullshit no matter whom is targeted..Maybe the promotion of the failure called calories in/out will finally be shown to the to be the failure it really is to all these simplistic thinkers and vain and sanctimonious people. Not all overweight people eat tons of junk food drink humongous sodas or fast food all day.

I'm fat,I don't drink sodas,I don't use sugar, Don't eat white rice,or white bread,I do everything in moderation yet my bodies set-point never budges faster for me.
If I diet and I yo yo so I end up fatter,than BEFORE the diet because my bodies set-point drops even further lower.
http://www.huffingtonpost...eight-loss_n_1778118.html

I learned this by DIETING.A.K.A calorie reduction 1,200 calories to be exact, and I passed out in the weight watchers meeting..I wasn't getting enough food.The starvation study I linked to below had people eating 1,500 calories..

So I gave up on calorie in calorie out dieting,and I haven't gotten any fatter.But the damage is done.

This soda legislation in New York is Fat Bigotry motivated by that same bigoted assumption that fat people use more resources than other people do.I see A LOT of thin people drinking super big gulps nobody looks with disgust at them chugging all that sugar..And over time they sometimes don't gain weight. Did the Lucky sperm club give some people superior metabolic rate? Blessed with a fast metabolism that uses the calories you eat so you don't have weight issues? Lucky ****y you.. BTW don't tell me how to feed myself.I eat healthier than most thin people do even on my cheesy budget. and I HATE Nazi's so I am aware of their tactics and belief systems.

Read this it's the Minnesota starvation study.
A lot of people have been burned by calorie reduction and the yo yo shit..
This may be why we have ENTIRE channels on TV just on One topic,all about FOOD.

http://jn.nutrition.org/content/135/6/1347.full

And look at the media,and everyone is thin,look how fat people are scorned or made the butt of a joke.As if being fat was worse than being a mean abusive asshole.

http://www.dailymail.co.u...old-tried-slim-knife.html

http://www.boston.com/com...4/_normal_0_false_12.html

Nazi connection to food regulation...
http://www.democraticunde...l&address=364x1347695

Bullshit to all of your post.  I was 250lbs.  Get off your fat ass and go walk instead of typing on the keyboard.






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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2012, 06:57:55 AM »
What is the story behind this picture?  was she going off on someone, explaining something? what?







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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2012, 07:08:07 AM »
H5 for reminding me of my favorite UGP story! Followed by:

Blackie the Ghost Chicken
And the firebombed truck and burnt toys:
The post I wish I could really find, though, is where she described (when she was a little boy/girl & kitten/cat) taking her dinner outside and eating under the window or a bush or something...because, well, she was a cat.

Cindie

So we are supposed to believe that UP's Father's truck was firebombed for showing his daughter the legendary 'tunnels of Aberdeen'. What a crock! Everyone knows that Aberdeen Proving Grounds is where they hid the arc of the covenant and the RV from 'Stripes'!  :stoner:
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Re: UGP waddles up to the buffet table of self pity
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2012, 08:01:32 AM »
What is the story behind this picture?  was she going off on someone, explaining something? what?



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