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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2012, 09:06:31 PM »
She wasn't claiming it happened today. She said it was one of those deals where you say, "damn I'm  lucky today".

Despite the contempt she has for all her fellow DUmpmonkeys, the nutcase knows even they aren't DUmb enough to buy the idea of a crazy bald dwarf working in the San Diego emergency services.

All her derring-do went on in the shithole south of the border, except of course her death-defying drives to take boring photos of burning dead grass around suburban San Diego.

It's impossible to uncover facts in the shithole south of the border, so she has a clear field for making up self-aggrandizing bullshit.

The fact is that a crazy, fat, bald dwarf doesn't have adventures anywhere except inside her bald noggin.

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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2012, 09:09:16 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 13, 2012, 09:04:39 PM
Well, you know there's crazy people who get their jollies out of having poisonous reptiles as "pets," and I imagine the blue areas of San Diego have a lot of crazies.

So I don't have any problem accepting that part of the story.

I am however having considerable problems accepting that the oblate spheroid's on the payroll of Rural/Metro of San Diego, and went out on this call.

I think she made it up, from something she heard on her police-scanner, which she has no business having in the first place.

I wonder what type of "reporting" she would be doing from a crazy persons living room? trading sex for meth no doubt.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2012, 09:23:52 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2012, 09:06:31 PM
She wasn't claiming it happened today. She said it was one of those deals where you say, "damn I'm  lucky today".

Despite the contempt she has for all her fellow DUmpmonkeys, the nutcase knows even they aren't DUmb enough to buy the idea of a crazy bald dwarf working in the San Diego emergency services.

All her derring-do went on in the shithole south of the border, except of course her death-defying drives to take boring photos of burning dead grass around suburban San Diego.

It's impossible to uncover facts in the shithole south of the border, so she has a clear field for making up self-aggrandizing bullshit.

The fact is that a crazy, fat, bald dwarf doesn't have adventures anywhere except inside her bald noggin.

Well, okay.  I went to the original campfire on Skins's island and carefully examined it.

She doesn't claim it happened today, but she sure bends over backwards to make it sound as if it was something recent, and in San Diego.

I still think the oblate spheroid made it up from something she heard on her police-scanner.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2012, 10:13:31 PM »
What we need is a photoshop of nad's head on a fat belly dancer. add a few snakes. wala! Perfect illustration!
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2012, 10:32:46 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on September 13, 2012, 10:30:05 AM
Nads can stay the hell away from my snake!



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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2012, 10:36:02 PM »
Maybe she was Nadining about fire extinguishers and saw that little tidbit and decided to turn it into a story. 

Just my guess. 
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2012, 05:21:59 AM »
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65. Hard to be certain of the species, but it is not a venomous snake.
That much is certain. You can safely pick it up and move it off the sidewalk to a safer location, where children won't do something like run over it with a bicycle or stomp on it. Moving into a vegetated area will also help protect it from birds. Everything from mockingbirds and jays to small raptors find such a small snake an attractive meal.

It's also a good snake to introduce to children.

It's a real cutie.
Not sure if he is kidding or not.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2012, 06:18:31 AM »
Finally has a chance to read the whole thing.
They sure went round and round on that thread.
Several times they struck out at each other, with little fangs bared.
I'm surprised none of you didn't spotted this gem.
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7. From the head, don't think it's poisonous
But I would still have an expert remove it.
Locally the FD gets rattler snakes, that have, like all poisonous snakes, a triangular head. 
No they don't you ignorant scrunt. :loser:
Only the ones found around laundry mats, have funny heads.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2012, 07:22:22 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 14, 2012, 06:18:31 AM
Finally has a chance to read the whole thing.
They sure went round and round on that thread.
Several times they struck out at each other, with little fangs bared.
I'm surprised none of you didn't spotted this gem.No they don't you ignorant scrunt. :loser:
Only the ones found around laundry mats, have funny heads.

Those are best taken out with the car.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2012, 09:46:51 AM »
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2012, 11:58:33 AM »
I've never wondered about the species of a snake, or whether it's poisonous.

I just look for the nearest big stick or golf club.

It's surprising to me that in the hundreds of days I've spent carrying a gun through woods and fields, I don't recall ever having shot a snake.

A big stick is much more efficient than a gun.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2012, 12:37:03 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2012, 11:58:33 AM
I've never wondered about the species of a snake, or whether it's poisonous.

I just look for the nearest big stick or golf club.

It's surprising to me that in the hundreds of days I've spent carrying a gun through woods and fields, I don't recall ever having shot a snake.

A big stick is much more efficient than a gun.

Ive killed one with a can of raid, that works well on them
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2012, 12:51:31 PM »
Quote from: BigTex on September 14, 2012, 12:37:03 PM
Ive killed one with a can of raid, that works well on them
Did they roll over on their back and stick their legs in the air?   :-)
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2012, 01:01:27 PM »
Quote from: BigTex on September 14, 2012, 12:37:03 PM
Ive killed one with a can of raid, that works well on them

Once, I shot a rattlesnake with my .44.

How the rattler got hold of my .44, I'll never know!


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