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Nads is a snake charmer
« on: September 13, 2012, 08:10:26 AM »
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As luck had it the biology class covered the previous week hibernation in reptiles. Took two fire extinguishers to make that cobra go to sleep long enough to go into pillow case. Took it by back of head in full turnout...and gloves and was still the worst, nervousness wise

Patient lived, luckiest son of a gun, and cobra found a new home at the zoo.



So I'd say that was a good day.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 08:12:54 AM »
Watched some else do it.
From a safe distance.
Resume update.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 08:16:35 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 13, 2012, 08:12:54 AM
Resume update.

Damn.

"Snake charmer" on the resume.

What next?

Cuckoo-clock quality control inspector, perhaps?
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 08:33:35 AM »
Correct me if I am wrong but aren't most fire extinguishers work by denying the fire oxygen? How would it lower the core temperature of a snake?
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 09:04:33 AM »
Anyone want to tell nads that king cobra's are not native to the Americas? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2012, 09:08:37 AM »
Why didn't she call the almighty San Diego Zoo and get them to send a mongoose to kill the cobra?
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 09:26:17 AM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on September 13, 2012, 09:08:37 AM
Why didn't she call the almighty San Diego Zoo and get them to send a mongoose to kill the cobra?

Was the honey badger not available?
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 09:29:34 AM »
Sounds like she watched that show, emergency back in the 70s they used the fire extinguisher to catch a rattle snake.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 09:30:02 AM »
Quote from: BigTex on September 13, 2012, 09:26:17 AM
Was the honey badger not available?


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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 09:37:17 AM »
I seriously doubt that there is any snake Nads could charm.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2012, 10:16:22 AM »
So the balding dwarf was wearing an "I dream of Jeanie" outfit?
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2012, 10:26:56 AM »
Damn! I read the thread title, and thought we were getting a risque story from the crazy bald dwarf.

Maybe a graphic description of her first encounter with her moonbat submariner.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2012, 10:30:05 AM »
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Nads can stay the hell away from my snake!
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2012, 12:03:52 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on September 13, 2012, 08:33:35 AM
Correct me if I am wrong but aren't most fire extinguishers work by denying the fire oxygen? How would it lower the core temperature of a snake?

CO2 fire extinguishers work by lowering the temperature of the fuel and by removing oxygen from a fire.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2012, 04:38:06 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2012, 10:26:56 AM
Damn! I read the thread title, and thought we were getting a risque story from the crazy bald dwarf.

Maybe a graphic description of her first encounter with her moonbat submariner.

BS for imprimting that image on my brain...   now where is that 5 gallon pail of industrial-strength mind bleach?
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2012, 05:22:21 PM »
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since it does not work all the time... but it is always worth a try.

And nervousness, you should have seen me shaking after we did the patient turn over... shaking like a leave does not start to describe it.

It's one of those (had a few), where you go... damn am I lucky today.

I guess that is why I cannot hit even three numbers in the lottery.

Burned all my luck already.


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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2012, 05:22:51 PM »
Can you blame a snake for not biting her?  

Humans have the ability to wash bad tastes out of their mouths, I doubt snakes can do the same.

Seems to me the Cobra had and still has more sense than Queen Nads.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2012, 08:37:39 PM »
You're dead within 30 minutes from a King Cobra bite.

From the call, to the dispatch, to the suiting up, depending on where the call is, traffic time, loading the pt., getting the snake "charmed", driving the patient to the hospital.....

Might well be over 30 minutes.

Shaking like a "leave"? Really?

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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2012, 08:42:47 PM »
Question.

The oblate spheroid lives in San Diego.

The oblate spheroid alleges she's a paramedic.

Wouldn't this mean she's on the payroll of the fire or rescue department in that city?
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2012, 08:45:22 PM »
She's said she used to be a paramedic.  Probably in Mexico.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2012, 08:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 13, 2012, 08:45:22 PM
She's said she used to be a paramedic.  Probably in Mexico.

Right.

But here she's saying this snake thing happened today or something.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2012, 08:51:24 PM »
Okay, I missed formerlurker's post.

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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2012, 08:56:39 PM »
Well now, I just looked up the San Diego fire/rescue department.

I'm starting to get the feeling Vlada Mitty's making up a story here from the police-scanner she probably has on top of her television set, to snoop on things; that she's not part of the team, but pretending she is.
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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2012, 09:01:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 13, 2012, 08:56:39 PM
Well now, I just looked up the San Diego fire/rescue department.

I'm starting to get the feeling Vlada Mitty's making up a story here from the police-scanner she probably has on top of her television set, to snoop on things; that she's not part of the team, but pretending she is.

Looks like she got called out

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Re: Nads is a snake charmer
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2012, 09:04:39 PM »
Quote from: BigTex on September 13, 2012, 09:01:06 PM
Looks like she got called out

Well, you know there's crazy people who get their jollies out of having poisonous reptiles as "pets," and I imagine the blue areas of San Diego have a lot of crazies.

So I don't have any problem accepting that part of the story.

I am however having considerable problems accepting that the oblate spheroid's on the payroll of Rural/Metro of San Diego, and went out on this call.

I think she made it up, from something she heard on her police-scanner, which she has no business having in the first place.
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