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DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« on: September 11, 2012, 11:42:05 PM »
If you have followed posts by DUmmy rsmithnumbers, you recognize him as being among the DUmbest of all the DUmpmonkeys.

He's so pitifully, comically stupid, it's a real inspiration for him to come up with a tale about having student loans.

What on earth could he have studied?

Anyway, it's not a stretch to believe that he's defaulted on loans, but if he borrowed money for education, he sure was ripped off.
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Tue Sep 11, 2012, 11:29 PM
rsmith6621 (6,287 posts)

Student Loan Collections Question.

My student loans like many other people are in collections were they are no easier to pay off than before collections.


The past two years I have let the IRS take my return money and apply it towards the debt. I want to get this matter back in to a more positive light on my credit report. It has been hard with no money leftover to pay them down hence the moving them to collection status.

Like those debt consolidation places that can work and reduce your revolving debt are there similar business that operate much the same way.

Thanks in advance for any direction you can point me in.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021323603


Something isn't right about this:
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Tue Sep 11, 2012, 11:39 PM
ChoppinBroccoli (1,775 posts)
1. Are You Able To Apply For An Income-Based Repayment Plan?

I know all about this because my student loans were about to default, and when I called my student loan company, they told me about this program. It's a program started by President Obama (the Socialist!!!) It's a really easy application procedure, and you just provide them proof of your income and a few other pieces of information, then they calculate how much you're able to pay per month based on your income. This program took my monthly payments down from $900 a month to just over $100 a month.

Oh, and speaking as an attorney who DOES collections (with a wife who is a collections attorney for the State of Ohio), don't EVER go to one of those "Credit Counselling" services, or anyplace that says they can lower your debt without bankruptcy. They're a major rip-off. They don't do anything you couldn't do yourself AND they charge you a fee to do it.
 
So, a question: Is DUmmy ChoppinBroccoli a liar, a deadbeat, or both?
   

Another DUmp deadbeat:
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Tue Sep 11, 2012, 11:50 PM
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For 3 years, my monthly payment was $0, because my family income was less than 10% above the poverty line for my family size. When my wife went back to work, it naturally changed... I think it was around $100 when I recently deferred them again so I can return to school.

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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 12:00:46 AM »
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The past two years I have let the IRS take my return money and apply it towards the debt.

You Lie!  Obama has been confiscating your tax refund to fund Solyndra and other failed "green energy" schemes.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 12:07:10 AM »
Perhaps rsmith6621 (6,287 posts) has exceeded his/her/it's planned obsolescence. It's numerical value is exceeded by post count.
But, if rsmith6621 (6,287 posts) is a mole, that was a good bait plot.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2012, 12:42:42 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 11, 2012, 11:42:05 PM
So, a question: Is DUmmy ChoppinBroccoli a liar, a deadbeat, or both?

I dunno, but if what he said about his employment and his wife's was true (As if...), they must really suck as attorneys to both be employed in the profession and STILL be within whispering distance of poverty.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2012, 07:15:27 AM »
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My student loans like many other people are in collections were they are no easier to pay off than before collections.


I strenuously protest the brutal torture of this sentence!  It is inhumane, vicious, and unspeakable!  Where is Obama??!  Call the White House and melt the phone lines! 
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2012, 07:20:47 AM »
From his 4 star Best Western bouncy.
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We also visited with our granddaughter

Who the hell has grandchildren and student loans? :loser:
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2012, 07:49:20 AM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on September 12, 2012, 07:20:47 AM
From his 4 star Best Western bouncy.
Who the hell has grandchildren and student loans? :loser:

People who intend to default on their student loans so the government has to cover the cost and then raise taxes on their grandchildren to cover the lost evenue.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2012, 08:02:02 AM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on September 12, 2012, 07:20:47 AM
Who the hell has grandchildren and student loans?

That's what I was wondering, because the rsmithnumbers primitive always struck me as an older middle-aged guy, or even past 65 years old.

Perhaps it's a case like the graywarrior primitive in Massachusetts, who started college when she was 18, and who's now in her 60s.....and still only a sophomore or something, because she's deferred repayment of her student loans since before many members of conservativecave were even born.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2012, 08:28:23 AM »
Graywarrior is just now starting to try to think about putting on the schedule to consider possibilities about what her major ought to be.  Maybe. 
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2012, 11:00:59 AM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on September 12, 2012, 07:20:47 AM
Who the hell has grandchildren and student loans?

Well, there are lots of thirty-year-old grandparents among the human flotsam on reality TV, since rodents breed with a stronger sense of morality than democrats.

But in the classic cover letter he prepared for his wife's resume, DUmmy rsmithnumbers clearly indicated they were sixty-something.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2012, 11:04:56 AM »
Rush is going to tear Obama a new asshole today.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2012, 11:07:16 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 12, 2012, 11:04:56 AM
Rush is going to tear Obama a new asshole today.
That reminds me, I forgot to wipe my owebuma today.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2012, 02:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 12, 2012, 11:04:56 AM
Rush is going to tear Obama a new asshole today.

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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2012, 02:50:11 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on September 12, 2012, 02:27:59 PM
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 :rotf:  oops, wrong thread.  I had to go back and figure out what I did too!  It's crazy in here  :mental:
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2012, 02:51:47 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 12, 2012, 02:50:11 PM
:rotf:  oops, wrong thread.  I had to go back and figure out what I did too!  It's crazy in here  :mental:
No fair skipping the reading of all posts in the thread prior to replying.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Kicks Off Top DUmmy Campaign
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2012, 02:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 12, 2012, 11:04:56 AM
Rush is going to tear Obama a new asshole today.

He did! But the highlight for me was the hot mic of the reporters from different networks coordinating their questions attacks on Mitt Romney for speaking out against the boy king (Romney's answer was great). I haven't yet figured out why this kind of thing was okay for both Kerry & 0bama to do previously (well, I really do) and not now. Even people who don't follow the news closely see the bias. Seriously, they're becoming a national laughingstock. Hopefully it's their last gasp before they go the way of the dodo.

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