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Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:16:58 PM »
They don't look like typical 'People of Walmart.'  (What's their DU names?)

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Cops: Pair swiped K-Y Jelly, got busy in front of fellow shoppers

AUGUST 1--A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.

The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.
 
Call and Gianakon are pictured in the adjacent mug shots (click to enlarge).

You'll have to go to the link to see the mugshots, and read the rest.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-inside-kansas-walmart-587324
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 01:28:14 PM »
They weren't worried about another bomb threat being called in?  Don't they know that DUmmies have been targeting Walmarts with bomb threats?

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 01:33:29 PM »
Those two are on a very slippery slope.

I don't think they're gonna slide out of these charges. Nope.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2012, 04:36:39 PM »
Well now that's something you don't see everyday.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 04:57:04 PM »


She looks semi-guilty.  Need a whole-body shot to render the entire judgment.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2012, 05:07:27 PM »
Rove did it! He turned on the earthquake machine and their clothes fell off and they simply tumbled on each other.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2012, 05:19:43 PM »
The reader comments are worth the time. :lmao:
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2012, 06:20:36 PM »
She looks semi-guilty.  Need a whole-body shot to render the entire judgment.
At least one of them looks like they should be carrying a prescription for Valtrex.

I'm not saying which one.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2012, 06:12:08 AM »


She looks semi-guilty.  Need a whole-body shot to render the entire judgment.


she's sure got a purty mouth!

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2012, 05:57:50 PM »
The reader comments are worth the time. :lmao:


Yep, the comments are golden.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2012, 06:02:14 PM »
Let she or he among us who has not had sex in public cast the first stone.   :p

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2012, 06:07:30 PM »
Let she or he among us who has not had sex in public cast the first stone.   :p

Can I just thump a small pebble?
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2012, 06:12:22 PM »
Can I just thump a small pebble?

Work with what ya got, dude.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2012, 07:18:49 PM »
Let she or he among us who has not had sex in public cast the first stone.   :p

What do you consider public? 

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2012, 07:33:13 PM »
What do you consider public? 

Anywhere you could get caught by unsuspecting strangers (or friends).

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2012, 07:40:53 PM »
Anywhere you could get caught by unsuspecting strangers (or friends).


Oh.  I'll put the stone down, then.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2012, 07:56:15 PM »

Oh.  I'll put the stone down, then.

I knew I was the only one around this place who could throw the first stone.  :loser:

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2012, 08:43:50 PM »
Anywhere you could get caught by unsuspecting strangers (or friends).

Uh...well, that brick I had in my hand? It ain't there no more...

but in my case, it wasn't in no damned Wally World. Sorta out in...a...well, shit.

Never mind.  :shucks:
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2012, 09:15:12 PM »
I knew I was the only one around this place who could throw the first stone.  :loser:

Bragging or complaining?

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2012, 09:18:38 PM »
Bragging or complaining?

Wait a minute!  Does the steam table in the backroom of a dry cleaning establishment count?  It was after hours.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2012, 09:51:26 PM »
Wait a minute!  Does the steam table in the backroom of a dry cleaning establishment count?  It was after hours.

Damn. Steam table? I was thinking in a commercial kitchen. (I'm sure the steam woulda been off... :panic::rotf:
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2012, 09:54:02 AM »
Hold on here I smell a rat.

He was 22 and she 35, OK but why steal the K9 jelly ?????


Why was it needed, at 35 to get a 22 year old man to have sex any where this woman sure didn't need it.

Geese at 35 my self and faced with a 22 year old the last thing I would have needed was lubricant, perhaps a new set of dry clothing but that's another story.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2012, 10:17:23 AM »
Work with what ya got, dude.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2012, 02:41:36 PM »
Hold on here I smell a rat.

He was 22 and she 35, OK but why steal the K9 jelly ?????


Why was it needed, at 35 to get a 22 year old man to have sex any where this woman sure didn't need it.

Geese at 35 my self and faced with a 22 year old the last thing I would have needed was lubricant, perhaps a new set of dry clothing but that's another story.


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Need I say more?? :whistling:
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2012, 03:03:11 PM »


Need I say more?? :whistling:

No you don't.   Perhaps he was going to poke her in the butt, who the hell knows.  Must say my visits to the store have never YET have been this interesting, heck I have yet to see a shoplifter much less Wild Life going on in my isle.

Calling Sea to the red phone, say my dear you must have come across some interesting goings on at your work, ever catch someone putting a live lobster in their pants or  some old pervert getting down in the kids toy section with the big stuffed dolls ????

No way would I want to work at a store of any kind in Ogunquit ME.  Last person I would want to turn in is Barney Frank.