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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2012, 03:26:12 PM »
No you don't.   Perhaps he was going to poke her in the butt, who the hell knows.  Must say my visits to the store have never YET have been this interesting, heck I have yet to see a shoplifter much less Wild Life going on in my isle.

Calling Sea to the red phone, say my dear you must have come across some interesting goings on at your work, ever catch someone putting a live lobster in their pants or  some old pervert getting down in the kids toy section with the big stuffed dolls ????

No way would I want to work at a store of any kind in Ogunquit ME.  Last person I would want to turn in is Barney Frank.

I worked in Ogunquit in my youth.  There will be no discussion of tips nor things I saw in the dunes.  This is a family board.  :rotf:

I waited on Betty Davis once when she played the playhouse.  I would only say about that experience that one should wear a foundation garment when wearing an open crochet top swim suit.  To make matters worse she was eating steam clams and may have had many adult beverages before arriving.  :popcorn:   I have no idea if she was performing that night but I, and the rest of the dining room, certainly got quite a show. :rotf:
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2012, 03:30:04 PM »
Are we suppose to know Betty Davis?   :tongue:

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2012, 03:44:46 PM »
Are we suppose to know Betty Davis?   :tongue:

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2012, 03:54:39 PM »
I worked in Ogunquit in my youth.  There will be no discussion of tips nor things I saw in the dunes.  This is a family board.  :rotf:

I waited on Betty Davis once when she played the playhouse.  I would only say about that experience that one should wear a foundation garment when wearing an open crochet top swim suit.  To make matters worse she was eating steam clams and may have had many adult beverages before arriving.  :popcorn:   I have no idea if she was performing that night but I, and the rest of the dining room, certainly got quite a show. :rotf:

NO FAIR, were Betty alive today and 40 years old I would if given a choice of waiting on her or Barney Frank, darn I could put up with clam farts before Barney farts.   Besides Barney would tip you as a young guy 5 times what he would tip a female.

Ogunquit was years ago a wonderful family place to go, one whole section was for the Canadian tourists where they sun bathed topless, so family's kept the kids up the beach a ways.

Then the Gays found Unquiet and moved in and with more money then the tourists forced the town to outlaw that sort of thing. Don't tempt our young men to stay straight, cover up you hussy's, this is OUR meat.

 Money talks you know, it is obscene for the tourists to go topless on the beach but no problem with men kissing and hugging in the middle of the street.   Hell of a way to destroy a town for family vacations.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2012, 04:09:56 PM »
Ok, I give up!

It's BETTE DAVIS

not Betty Davis.

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2012, 04:21:01 PM »
NO FAIR, were Betty alive today and 40 years old I would if given a choice of waiting on her or Barney Frank, darn I could put up with clam farts before Barney farts.   Besides Barney would tip you as a young guy 5 times what he would tip a female.

Ogunquit was years ago a wonderful family place to go, one whole section was for the Canadian tourists where they sun bathed topless, so family's kept the kids up the beach a ways.

Then the Gays found Unquiet and moved in and with more money then the tourists forced the town to outlaw that sort of thing. Don't tempt our young men to stay straight, cover up you hussy's, this is OUR meat.

 Money talks you know, it is obscene for the tourists to go topless on the beach but no problem with men kissing and hugging in the middle of the street.   Hell of a way to destroy a town for family vacations.

It was quite the place in the '50s from what I have heard.  One of the local minister's daughters was found turning tricks in an opium den down in The Cove. In the early '60s it was codine (cough syrup ), weed, and speed.  The boys were a cash machine and were seldom bothered by the cops, it had to be flagrant beyond the pale ( like hitting on minors ). Sex on the beach (in the dunes usually)was not a drink back in the day.  The Canuks were always shocked when they, usually wearing speedos,  were hit on.


I have no idea if Barney made it to Oqunquit back in the day.  I think he is a later arrival.  But there were so many who knows.


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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2012, 04:27:26 PM »
Ok, I give up!

It's BETTE DAVIS

not Betty Davis.

 :lmao:

Right you are.  Bette.   I am so ashamed <not>. :-)

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2012, 04:53:15 PM »
It was quite the place in the '50s from what I have heard.  One of the local minister's daughters was found turning tricks in an opium den down in The Cove. In the early '60s it was codine (cough syrup ), weed, and speed.  The boys were a cash machine and were seldom bothered by the cops, it had to be flagrant beyond the pale ( like hitting on minors ). Sex on the beach (in the dunes usually)was not a drink back in the day.  The Canuks were always shocked when they, usually wearing speedos,  were hit on.


I have no idea if Barney made it to Oqunquit back in the day.  I think he is a later arrival.  But there were so many who knows.




I just a few miles away for some reason never hit Ogunquit until I was an adult [ thank heavens]  stuck much to home as a kid and then as an adult lit out to see what was on the other side of the mountain.

On the few trips home we would drive up the coast and go through Ogunquit in the mid 70's and it was beginning to fall down then.

As a Navy Brat I did not date many civilions so the drug culture was not part of my life.   Booze yes, but never ran into drugs until I was in my 30ies and caught my oldest with a joint.    

I missed out on all the wild stuff and really was too busy changing diapers to give it a thought.  Mom did get me a subscription to the Portsmith Herald so I could keep up with the home town news.    

Ogunquit was in the news quite a bit for a year or so.  A beautiful place, so sad it runs on Gay money today.

Once old Barney takes up permanent residence and begins to gift schools hand over fist allot of money, I wonder what the kids will be learning ??????

Darn Zeit, I am sorry you got your introduction to adult life seeing and knowing all this in a small town.

All this is suppose to happen to a young man when they hit Saigon, not in their back yard at home.


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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2012, 09:00:37 AM »
Ok, I give up!

It's BETTE DAVIS

not Betty Davis.

 :lmao:

Everybody knew who you were talking about.

We don't need no stinkin' grammar and spelling nazis.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2012, 09:07:49 AM »
Everybody knew who you were talking about.

We don't need no stinkin' grammar and spelling nazis.

Apparently we do.  We can't call DUmbasses stupid and unintelligent if we ourselves allow silly errors like "Betty Davis" go unchecked.   :p

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2012, 09:14:07 AM »
Apparently we do.  We can't call DUmbasses stupid and unintelligent if we ourselves allow silly errors like "Betty Davis" go unchecked.   :p

Nah. **** 'em if they're too stupid to figure that out.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2012, 01:44:12 PM »
I just a few miles away for some reason never hit Ogunquit until I was an adult [ thank heavens]  stuck much to home as a kid and then as an adult lit out to see what was on the other side of the mountain.

On the few trips home we would drive up the coast and go through Ogunquit in the mid 70's and it was beginning to fall down then.

As a Navy Brat I did not date many civilions so the drug culture was not part of my life.   Booze yes, but never ran into drugs until I was in my 30ies and caught my oldest with a joint.    

I missed out on all the wild stuff and really was too busy changing diapers to give it a thought.  Mom did get me a subscription to the Portsmith Herald so I could keep up with the home town news.    

Ogunquit was in the news quite a bit for a year or so.  A beautiful place, so sad it runs on Gay money today.

Once old Barney takes up permanent residence and begins to gift schools hand over fist allot of money, I wonder what the kids will be learning ??????

Darn Zeit, I am sorry you got your introduction to adult life seeing and knowing all this in a small town.

All this is suppose to happen to a young man when they hit Saigon, not in their back yard at home.


Your concern is touching and yes it was quite the learning experience.  One discovered all sorts of people.  There was the heiress who liked to diddle young boys after she got them drunk and of course the fag hags.  I never really got what they were all about.   :mental:

I was actually propositioned by a lady to be an escort for her daughter one summer.  Of course that was back in the day when I was a buff teenage heart breaker with six pack abs (which have now turned more like a 12 pack suitcase) and wavy hair (who knew it was waving bye, bye?).   :rotf:  The daughter was darn cute too but my girlfriend at the time nixed the idea.  The mom even offered to have me come to their place for a ski vacation.  I never quite understood that one either but my GF  at the time was none to impressed when she found out.   

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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2012, 09:29:41 PM »
Kim Carnes does.

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« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2012, 07:59:27 AM »

Your concern is touching and yes it was quite the learning experience.  One discovered all sorts of people.  There was the heiress who liked to diddle young boys after she got them drunk and of course the fag hags.  I never really got what they were all about.   :mental:

I was actually propositioned by a lady to be an escort for her daughter one summer.  Of course that was back in the day when I was a buff teenage heart breaker with six pack abs (which have now turned more like a 12 pack suitcase) and wavy hair (who knew it was waving bye, bye?).   :rotf:  The daughter was darn cute too but my girlfriend at the time nixed the idea.  The mom even offered to have me come to their place for a ski vacation.  I never quite understood that one either but my GF  at the time was none to impressed when she found out.   

Off I go to listen to Bette Midler Sings the Rosemary Clooney Songbook

Because of your age I would guess that the idea that it was the Mother of the girl who was the most INTERESTED in you never mind a cute daughter that could have gotten dates of her own with out Mommy pimping her out. 

Weirdest thing that happend to me was in my youth going with a group of kids to visit a male friend of theirs, living on Badgers Island.

The boy was good looking and his mother a RN at the hospital was at home at the time.  She served us Hawaiian Punch with Vodka.   Mind you we all were but 15-16 years old at the time. 

Now this woman called the house inviting me over again and again.   Mom, for some reason got a bit suspicious and and made up excuses as why I was not available   I had no idea about the invites as Mom did not tell me for years.

Some things that happen as a kid in today's world make one wonder.  You Zeit had a girlfriend looking after you, I had my Mom.-----------Still, the idea of what would have happend had we not listened to them and thrown caution to the wind------would we be the same people we are today ????