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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2012, 07:35:23 PM »
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2012, 07:42:22 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on July 16, 2012, 06:55:08 PM
That is probably a lie also - he just wanted the thread deleted.

Of course it is copied here for the SS to review.  :-)

None of the DUmmies who are now asking what is going on will ever admit that they have been over here reading the now-deleted post.  But you know they are.  They also shop at Walmart, and deny that on a regular basis.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2012, 10:00:35 PM »
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2012, 10:04:12 PM »
The OP typed up that entire post within 2 minutes of talking to the co-worker? and why is he using a computer at work for personal use?
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2012, 10:05:55 PM »
The post is gone:

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ETA: Oooops, didn't read the whole thread, you guys knew it was pulled.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2012, 10:11:50 PM »
Should the thread here be deleted too being that the SS told DU to remove it?
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2012, 10:13:19 PM »
:rotf:

Enjoy the SS at your place of work tomorrow, Javaman.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2012, 10:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 16, 2012, 10:13:19 PM
:rotf:

Enjoy the SS at your place of work tomorrow, Javaman.
Can't wait to hear that bouncy. How many SS members will it take to take the co-worker down? How many more will cower in fear as they hear taunts of  "fascist pig" and " Stormtrooper" and other bigoted epithets from our brave hero? How calm and rational will he be in the face of "the man"?

Tune in tomorrow for "As The Bouncy Ball Bounces......"
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2012, 10:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 16, 2012, 10:11:50 PM
Should the thread here be deleted too being that the SS told DU to remove it?

Shucks, now why do you want to go and spoil our fun, Bally?    :hammer::-)
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2012, 10:23:14 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on July 16, 2012, 10:21:49 PM
Shucks, now why do you want to go and spoil our fun, Bally?    :hammer::-)

I'm sorry, it's just a serious matter when the Secret Service is involved.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2012, 10:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 16, 2012, 10:23:14 PM
I'm sorry, it's just a serious matter when the Secret Service is involved.

It's probably not even true.  As someone else mentioned, Skinner probably just wanted a reason to delete the thread.  I don't really see the Secret Service calling someone personally telling them to take a post down.  I'd expect a visit at my door, not a phone call.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2012, 10:37:09 PM »
It would be interesting to see if the OP talks about the SS coming to visit.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2012, 10:48:59 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 16, 2012, 10:37:09 PM
It would be interesting to see if the OP talks about the SS coming to visit.

I'm sure the next bouncy tale will involve the coworker being gone for a couple of days then coming back to work contrite, apologetic and with  his tale between his legs.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2012, 10:56:14 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 16, 2012, 10:48:59 PM
I'm sure the next bouncy tale will involve the coworker being gone for a couple of days then coming back to work contrite, apologetic and with  his tale between his legs.
And singing the praises of the mighty Zero (with the rim ripped off)
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2012, 11:07:55 PM »
Whether this is a blatant lie, or truth, but it was actually the OP who was telling someone else this, (that's what I suspect) this is off the wall even for DU. What is this guy, the biggest idiot in the DUniverse?
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2012, 02:07:38 AM »
Words fail me. That level of stupid by DU should never see the light of day but they insist on posting it.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2012, 02:57:15 AM »
DUmmie javaman needs to look at the bright side.

If he gets a visit from the SS or is fired, he now will have time to see "TEH WON"!   :lmao:
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2012, 07:31:04 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 16, 2012, 10:11:50 PM
Should the thread here be deleted too being that the SS told DU to remove it?

Sure. :rofl:  If the secret service was all that interested in removing a thread from a message board, we would be contacted, too.  $kammer is so full of it.  He just wanted to hide that embarrassing thread anyway he could.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2012, 07:42:28 AM »
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Not two minutes ago a moron co-worker comes up to me
He's a well known repuke/ ball licker.

You know for the left being so tolerant of people they sure do make alot of crude jokes that are insulting to homosexuals.  They act like licking balls is a bad thing.  Are they saying that underneath it all homosexuality is an insult?
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2012, 07:53:20 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 16, 2012, 10:48:59 PM
I'm sure the next bouncy tale will involve the coworker being gone for a couple of days then coming back to work contrite, apologetic and with  his tale between his legs.

That's my guess too.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2012, 07:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Gina on July 17, 2012, 07:42:28 AM
You know for the left being so tolerant of people they sure do make alot of crude jokes that are insulting to homosexuals.  They act like licking balls is a bad thing.  Are they saying that underneath it all homosexuality is an insult?

Every now and then, they step into it publicly.  They try and accuse some enemy of being gay.  Then, faced with the question, "what's wrong with being gay?"  They twist and squirm, hem and haw.  It's funny to watch. 
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2012, 09:21:19 AM »
For those who don't know, Javaman is a rabid gun grabber, up there with the likes of the Brady Bunch.

They will not hesitate lying to promote an agenda.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2012, 11:05:20 AM »
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The I say, "at whom?" I'm just about ready to speed dial the Secret Service.


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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2012, 01:06:49 PM »
If the isp goes to the DUmmies work place (I know I'm assuming a lot but, work with me here) & it actually is near where the POTUS is going to be, I'm expecting some serious shit hitting the fan.
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Re: Shooting the president bouncy
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2012, 01:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on July 17, 2012, 01:06:49 PM
If the isp goes to the DUmmies work place (I know I'm assuming a lot but, work with me here) & it actually is near where the POTUS is going to be, I'm expecting some serious shit hitting the fan.

The retard will have to think of another big whopper of a lie to clear himself.
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