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Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« on: July 16, 2012, 01:36:09 PM »
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What Sarah Silverman Would Do for Obama (NSFW-ish)

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"Sarah Silverman has an “indecent proposal” for Jewish billionaire Sheldon Adelson.
 
If Adelson will switch his allegiance to Barack Obama from Mitt Romney, Silverman will… well, we don’t want to give away the punch line.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B5o6-qNk6Q&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

The video is a project of Schlep Labs, a Jewish pro-Obama advocacy effort that’s a continuation of 2008’s The Great Schlep. The operation is funded by the Jewish Council for Education and Research, a super PAC."
 
Read more: http://blogs.forward.com/forward-thinking/159420/what-sarah-silverman-would-do-for-obama/#ixzz20o9RGHob
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Don't look at this unless you really don't mind being grossed the F out.

Oh how this piece of slime desperately pines to remain relevant. Yeah Sarah, the key word is you HAD a show on Comedy Central. It sucked, and it tanked. If I were Adelson, I'd double down on my donation to Romney. She's the kind of nasty chick that if I did lay with, I'd make her beg for more, and just as she was feeling good as can be, I'd pull out, zip up, and leave her laying there.

Oh, and no DUmmies are commenting on the blatant animal abuse to that poor doggie. Where are the PETA freaks???
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2012, 01:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on July 16, 2012, 01:36:09 PM
Oh, and no DUmmies are commenting on the blatant animal abuse to that poor doggie. Where are the PETA freaks???

Of course not - She is molesting a dog for a good cause. That's all that matters.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2012, 01:56:27 PM »
In all fairness to her though, she does have a decent set of pins on her. :shucks:
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Quote from: vesta111 on December 11, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2012, 03:16:32 PM »
Quote from: miskie on July 16, 2012, 01:52:23 PM
Of course not - She is molesting a dog for a good cause. That's all that matters.
The dog is a potential fraudulent voter.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2012, 03:39:18 PM »
She seems to have a pretty inflated idea of her own worth, which is more or less $100 bucks, tops, with beer goggles and desperate nerds with money to burn.  I kind of doubt that a billionaire casino mogul of any age or condition would have trouble getting what she's offering and much better, in multiple numbers and of any color, creed, or shape that appealed to him, for pocket change and no politics at all.

She is a completely disgusting skank.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2012, 03:55:09 PM »
Sometimes I think being on dailup saves me a lot of grief.....and eye bleach.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2012, 04:14:44 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 16, 2012, 03:55:09 PM
Sometimes I think being on dailup saves me a lot of grief.....and eye bleach.

Satellite's pretty damn' slow with videos and they quickly burn up the daily full-speed (Such as it is) download limit to fetch videos, but in the countryside here satellite is the only real option, my wife needs higher speeds than dial-up for her job.  That one wasn't anything special, but at least it was only a minute and a half instead of 10 or 20 minutes.

The DU post summarized it reasonably well, the details were that she was offering to 'Scissor' him (Lezbo-style sex) with her wearing a bikini bottom ('I can't offer to have sex with you because we're not married and I'm a nice girl' - Yeah, I'm sure  ::) ), followed by her holding some stupid little dog to show where the legs would go.  This would be in exchange for the casino magnate to which the little show was addressed switching his pledge of 100 Mil for Romney to Obama.

It was up to her usual standards of taste, as you might expect.  Skank ho taste, that is. 
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2012, 04:48:30 PM »
Wonder if Rush will call her a slut.  :rotf:
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2012, 05:04:24 PM »
This thread can officially be a DUmp thread now, http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002957519
They love it of course.  :mental:
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2012, 05:15:13 PM »
I won't watch the video. But what did she say? If it is anything like she normally is, then it was probably pretty disgusting.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2012, 05:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on July 16, 2012, 05:15:13 PM
I won't watch the video. But what did she say? If it is anything like she normally is, then it was probably pretty disgusting.

No profanity, which must have been quite an effort for her.  Otherwise pretty much as described above.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2012, 06:24:25 PM »
My ex-husband SO deserves this woman.  And she deserves him.  Wish I could make it happen. 
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2012, 06:28:07 PM »
To quote Alec Baldwin She's "a no talent hack".
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2012, 09:07:02 PM »
Quote from: sybilll on July 16, 2012, 06:24:25 PM
My ex-husband SO deserves this woman.  And she deserves him.  Wish I could make it happen. 

You're evil.  I like that.  H5!

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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 09:11:07 PM »
Good luck, cum guzzler... Adelson is on our side.  :)
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 09:48:04 PM »
 :o I don't think I've ever heard you be that rude before. You must really like Sarah. :tongue:  :fuelfire:

Quote from: sybilll on July 16, 2012, 06:24:25 PM
My ex-husband SO deserves this woman.  And she deserves him.  Wish I could make it happen. 

 :lmao: Ouch.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 10:06:45 PM »
Jimmy Kimmel used to date her. I think it was his connections that got her any bookings.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2012, 03:50:48 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 16, 2012, 09:11:07 PM
Good luck, cum guzzler... Adelson is on our side.  :)

Of all of the members on the board, you're about the last one that I would think would post that!  I'm impressed! 

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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2012, 09:36:55 AM »
" Sarah, you ignorant slut"......
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2012, 09:50:47 AM »
Somehow it's even skankier and more ridiculous when a slut overestimates her worth.  The DUmp sees nothing wrong with a woman debasing herself--selling herself--for a political favor? 
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« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2012, 12:57:47 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 17, 2012, 09:50:47 AM
Somehow it's even skankier and more ridiculous when a slut overestimates her worth.  The DUmp sees nothing wrong with a woman debasing herself--selling herself--for a political favor? 

Of course not.  They're all about 'The end justifies the means' thinking, which is why it's so damned dangerous for their politicians to be in power.  There really is no overlay of morality or rule of law to temper their actions once they have set their sights on a goal.
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2012, 01:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 17, 2012, 09:50:47 AM
Somehow it's even skankier and more ridiculous when a slut overestimates her worth.  The DUmp sees nothing wrong with a woman debasing herself--selling herself--for a political favor? 

Indeed -- where are all of the DU feminists ? They should be all over this..
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 02:24:45 PM »
Sorry. I'd rather vote for Romney and get a hug from Gina.

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« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2012, 02:30:38 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on July 17, 2012, 02:24:45 PM
Sorry. I'd rather vote for Romney and get a hug from Gina.

:D

I'm in!  :hyper: :tongue: :whistling:
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Re: Animal Abuse & Sarah Silverman: NSFW!
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2012, 02:48:32 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 16, 2012, 04:14:44 PM
Satellite's pretty damn' slow with videos and they quickly burn up the daily full-speed (Such as it is) download limit to fetch videos, but in the countryside here satellite is the only real option, my wife needs higher speeds than dial-up for her job.  That one wasn't anything special, but at least it was only a minute and a half instead of 10 or 20 minutes.

The DU post summarized it reasonably well, the details were that she was offering to 'Scissor' him (Lezbo-style sex) with her wearing a bikini bottom ('I can't offer to have sex with you because we're not married and I'm a nice girl' - Yeah, I'm sure  ::) ), followed by her holding some stupid little dog to show where the legs would go.  This would be in exchange for the casino magnate to which the little show was addressed switching his pledge of 100 Mil for Romney to Obama.

It was up to her usual standards of taste, as you might expect.  Skank ho taste, that is. 

Isn't that just like a woman. She 'Scissors' him, gets a "happy ending" and he doesn't.
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