Sometimes I think being on dailup saves me a lot of grief.....and eye bleach.
Satellite's pretty damn' slow with videos and they quickly burn up the daily full-speed (Such as it is) download limit to fetch videos, but in the countryside here satellite is the only real option, my wife needs higher speeds than dial-up for her job. That one wasn't anything special, but at least it was only a minute and a half instead of 10 or 20 minutes.
The DU post summarized it reasonably well, the details were that she was offering to 'Scissor' him (Lezbo-style sex) with her wearing a bikini bottom ('I can't offer to have sex with you because we're not married and I'm a nice girl' - Yeah, I'm sure

), followed by her holding some stupid little dog to show where the legs would go. This would be in exchange for the casino magnate to which the little show was addressed switching his pledge of 100 Mil for Romney to Obama.
It was up to her usual standards of taste, as you might expect. Skank ho taste, that is.