The Drunken DUchebag has some ideas? Well, at least this is slightly more coherent than his usual foaming rants.
"2 - Disarm all police. This does not mean to leave them defenseless, just seize their guns and leave them with non-lethal weapons."
Oh yeah, because night sticks and tazers would totally enable the police to be evenly matched against bank robbers and gang members with guns! Freaking imbecile.
"4 - Compulsory State Education from Kindergarten to Sophomore year in college. This is much more like the European system, and it creates a smarter populace. The smarter the workforce, the better. Abolish home schooling and private schools."
In other words, mandatory indoctrination in which kids are only allowed to be taught from one perspective, and with parents having absolutely no say in what their kids are taught (As is pretty much always the case in public schools). Private schools tend to produce kids who score much higher on standardized tests, get better grades in general, and are more likely to get into good colleges than public school kids. Never mind also the fact that public schools tend to be chaotic, crime- infested war zones that aren't exactly conducive to a safe and effective learning environment (Compare this to private schools, in which kids are held to much higher standards of discipline), as well as the fact that kids are much more likely to be molested by public school teachers than by private school teachers.
"5 - Empty the prisons and assign them work in one of the many collectives. If they steal, murder, rob, etc, it is the job of the collective to punish them and sequester them in a humane manner."
Oh yes, let's release all the murderers and rapists back into society! Oh, and a "Humane manner" of punishing criminals to liberals ALWAYS means letting them off with a slap on the wrist, and caring more about protecting the "Rights" of lawless scumbags than about ensuring justice for their victims or ensuring that such crimes don't happen again.
"6 - Absolute Freedom of Speech of all kinds. Criticism is necessary for a functioning state, and a state cannot progress without it."
1. I'd imagine this would soon if not immediately pave the way to the full legalization of child pornography.
2. Liberals are the ones who pose a threat to Freedom of Speech. They support the Fairness Doctrine to try and muzzle conservative talk radio, and have anyone who remotely criticizes Obama or the liberal government in general openly accused of racism and portrayed as dangerous extremists that must be silenced by any means necessary.
"7 - Abolish or greatly scale back the military. Reduce it by at least 90% if it is to be kept. Leave a National Guard and that's it."
aka, leave us almost completely defenseless against foreign aggressors, as well as costing countless military employees their jobs.
"9 - Absolute Freedom of Religion of all kinds. Again, criticism is necessary. Encourage churches, synagogues, mosques and temples to help rebuild the state."
This is quite a reversal of opinions for the Drunken DUchebag. Normally his rants are filled with open condemnations of the Christian faith, portraying all Christians as brainless fundy rednecks who should deny their faith and become miserable cynics just like him. Then again, the third sentence helps explain why. In the past, Communist dictators like Stalin and Castro only allowed a select few churches to stay open, on the condition that they basically act as arms of the government. Pastors were forced to only give sermons that the government approved (Usually ones that focused exclusively around "Liberation Theology" and obedience to the government, with almost no use of the Bible), and spy on their congregations for the government. Taverner clearly feels the same way, he'll only tolerate the Christian faith as long as he can use it as a means of furthering his demented goals.
"10 - Abolish all drug laws. This is a health problem, not a criminal one."
Not surprising that the pathetic doper would suggest this.
