Occupoopers can't even manage a cook book

[Bad Dog]

Another bright idea from the "dirty hippies".  Publish a cook book of food for the masses.

FAIL!!!

"Devra Gartenstein tells the tale of her almost involvement in the non-event of the book of the food of the occupy movement."

Maybe we could help out with some other money raising ideas. I'm suggesting a "topless" car wash (I didn't say good ideas).

http://porkandgin.com/issues/the-occupy-food-story/

[Eupher]

Another bright idea from the "dirty hippies".  Publish a cook book of food for the masses.

FAIL!!!

"Devra Gartenstein tells the tale of her almost involvement in the non-event of the book of the food of the occupy movement."

Maybe we could help out with some other money raising ideas. I'm suggesting a "topless" car wash (I didn't say good ideas).

http://porkandgin.com/issues/the-occupy-food-story/

The topless car wash makes sense, as half of the Occupoopers are defecating on motor vehicles. It's only right that the other half wash the detritus off.

It probably wouldn't make a lot of money for a number of reasons. First, most Occupoopers who would participate in the topless car wash part of the business look like they've been beaten with an ugly stick. Second, they smell bad (though that's not a terrible problem in a car wash). Finally, they're lazy. Kinda tough to get them going when they're stoked up on wacky weed and meth.

[vesta111]

The topless car wash makes sense, as half of the Occupoopers are defecating on motor vehicles. It's only right that the other half wash the detritus off.

It probably wouldn't make a lot of money for a number of reasons. First, most Occupoopers who would participate in the topless car wash part of the business look like they've been beaten with an ugly stick. Second, they smell bad (though that's not a terrible problem in a car wash). Finally, they're lazy. Kinda tough to get them going when they're stoked up on wacky weed and meth.

I have some recipes brought from Sons that made their own snacks.

Pop corn sandwiches, 2 pieces of bread buttered and salted and air popped corn.   

Twinkies with peanut butter, jelly wrapped in a slice of Bologna.

Left over fried chicken with mayo, mustard, ketchup and black olives.

You see it is easy to prepare food for the spaced out, just remember what your boys ate at age 12 when they were growing like a weed and would eat anything except Brussels Sprouts.

[Wineslob]

Reading that made me LOL.

[Eupher]

I have some recipes brought from Sons that made their own snacks.

Pop corn sandwiches, 2 pieces of bread buttered and salted and air popped corn.   

Twinkies with peanut butter, jelly wrapped in a slice of Bologna.

Left over fried chicken with mayo, mustard, ketchup and black olives.

You see it is easy to prepare food for the spaced out, just remember what your boys ate at age 12 when they were growing like a weed and would eat anything except Brussels Sprouts.

Are you saying that the topless car wash isn't an option?

To this day, I REFUSE to eat Brussels sprouts. You even cook those damn things in my house, I'll throw your ass out.

[Bad Dog]

I have some recipes brought from Sons that made their own snacks.

Pop corn sandwiches, 2 pieces of bread buttered and salted and air popped corn.   

Twinkies with peanut butter, jelly wrapped in a slice of Bologna.

Left over fried chicken with mayo, mustard, ketchup and black olives.

You see it is easy to prepare food for the spaced out, just remember what your boys ate at age 12 when they were growing like a weed and would eat anything except Brussels Sprouts.

Vesta, I'm sure they appreciate your suggestions.  However since their cookbook fiasco has already failed, perhaps you could shop your crappy recipies over at the Pow Wow Cookbook.

[BattleHymn]

Are you saying that the topless car wash isn't an option?

To this day, I REFUSE to eat Brussels sprouts. You even cook those damn things in my house, I'll throw your ass out.

They stink when they are being cooked, don't they?  Can't stand them either.   

[Bad Dog]

They stink when they are being cooked, don't they?  Can't stand them either.   

I'm confused, are you talking about brussels sprouts or occupoopers?

[BattleHymn]

I'm confused, are you talking about brussels sprouts or occupoopers?

I've never cooked an occupoooper, but I can imagine they'd smell about the same.  Eupher would probably agree. 

[obumazombie]

I've never cooked an occupoooper, but I can imagine they'd smell about the same.  Eupher would probably agree. 

Concur. In addition brussel sprouts are mini cabbages, which I also hate.

[whiffleball]

"Occupier" and the thought of eating what one of them has prepared triggers an undeniable gag reflex.

[Eupher]

I've never cooked an occupoooper, but I can imagine they'd smell about the same.  Eupher would probably agree. 

Well, the closest I came to an occupooper was last fall when some idiot had his tent pitched just outside of the Columbia, MO city hall. I crossed the street to avoid the frozen turds peppering the AO.

Brussels sprouts are an entirely different kinda stink, though. The kinda stink that permeates dry wall and hangs out for DECADES. That's why I'll throw your ass out of my house if you even THINK about cooking those damn things in my house.

[JohnnyReb]

Who wants a cookbook entitled, "How to Cook Over Dried Human Dung".

[Lacarnut]

Vesta, I'm sure they appreciate your suggestions.  However since their cookbook fiasco has already failed, perhaps you could shop your crappy recipies over at the Pow Wow Cookbook.

H5

[Wineslob]

http://www.google.com/search?q=brussel+sprouts+recipes&hl=en&gbv=2&gs_l=hp.1.2.0l10.2375.5062.0.8844.7.5.0.2.2.0.687.1595.2-4j5-1.5.0...0.0.zLxUzPH0rzM&oq=brussel+sprouts+recipes

[Bad Dog]

http://www.google.com/search?q=brussel+sprouts+recipes&hl=en&gbv=2&gs_l=hp.1.2.0l10.2375.5062.0.8844.7.5.0.2.2.0.687.1595.2-4j5-1.5.0...0.0.zLxUzPH0rzM&oq=brussel+sprouts+recipes

I, for one, would like to suggest the MILF look in to this Wineslob person for linking to gross publications.

[JohnnyReb]

I, for one, would like to suggest the MILF look in to this Wineslob person for linking to gross publications.

MILF: The Muslim I'd Like to Frag.

[Wineslob]

I, for one, would like to suggest the MILF look in to this Wineslob person for linking to gross publications.

 

[vesta111]

 

I just happen like these little suckers, soak in lemon juice, salt and pepper and cook with Ham and potatoes, add other veggies if you wish.

Kids would eat cabbage but these baby's needed special treatment.   Cook them up in bacon fat, place in a covered bowl, place on the table and refuse to allow the kids to eat them.    Drove the kids Nuts, all 4 would look at the bowl and even if they did not like the smell they had that Why not us look.   

Kids watch parents enjoy a forbidden food and by golly they can not help themselves from sneaking a bite of Adult Food

Now when one comes to Lobster, very tricky, give the kids hot dogs and adults eat the Monsters.  When we came East from California the kids were 18 months to 3, one 5 and one 8 years old.  Dad made the mistake of gathering the kids around in the kitchen and putting the live Monsters on the floor.  Scared the hell out of the kids, Dad had a dozen or more from his traps he caught himself and these baby's had never seen such a thing.

Only one of the kids it did not bother was the 18 month old in a walker that was getting quite a kick out of running into them.

Food is interesting be it Lobster or Fiddle Ferns or Artichokes.  Kids don't like it, put if off limits to them, they will developer a taste for anything forbidden.     

[Eupher]

Congratulations, vesta!

On topic, concise, and to the point. Nice post!

[Big Dog]

Another bright idea from the "dirty hippies".  Publish a cook book of food for the masses.

FAIL!!!

"Devra Gartenstein tells the tale of her almost involvement in the non-event of the book of the food of the occupy movement."

Maybe we could help out with some other money raising ideas. I'm suggesting a "topless" car wash (I didn't say good ideas).

http://porkandgin.com/issues/the-occupy-food-story/

Occu-pie

Ingredients:
1/2 bag Chee-tos, stale
1/2 bottle water, with backwash
1/2 Twinkie
1/2 stick Slim Jim

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
2. Expect someone else to do the rest and give you a free pie because you deserve it, dammit!

[Bad Dog]

Occu-pie

Ingredients:
1/2 bag Chee-tos, stale
1/2 bottle water, with backwash
1/2 Twinkie
1/2 stick Slim Jim

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
2. Expect someone else to do the rest and give you a free pie because you deserve it, dammit!

Forgot the old roaches.

[Big Dog]

Forgot the old roaches.

You're right!  Don't know how I could forget that.

ADD: Garnish with old roaches in the shape of a Guy Fawkes mask.

[Celtic Rose]

Are you saying that the topless car wash isn't an option?

To this day, I REFUSE to eat Brussels sprouts. You even cook those damn things in my house, I'll throw your ass out.

I love brussels sprouts    It is all about how you cook them  Wash trim and cut in half and lay in a baking dish. Drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper and roast at 425 until just tender with crispy edges.  Drizzle with balsamic vinegar and serve.  Super tasty. 

[Big Dog]

I love brussels sprouts    It is all about how you cook them  Wash trim and cut in half and lay in a baking dish. Drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with salt and pepper and roast at 425 until just tender with crispy edges.  Drizzle with balsamic vinegar and serve.  Super tasty. 

That sounds good, CR. It would go well with a grilled prime rib and some red wine.