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Offline Kyle Ricky

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2012, 05:46:43 PM »
Potato.  Even the DUmb****s know that. ::) :tongue:

And here I am still thinking that it was cabbage  :-)

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2012, 05:59:21 PM »
And here I am still thinking that it was cabbage  :-)

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2012, 06:08:16 PM »
Once again -

This is middles schol economics, DUmbasses - 'supply and demand'. People are so poor they can't afford the same fuel consumption they once generated, and now supply is growing quicker than demand, casing a drop in prices.

So -- DUmmies... I expect an answer on this.

Yopu have claimed (Including the Primitive-in-chief) that the reason the price of oil has risen drastically is because of 'Oil Speculators' - by your logic, Oil Speculators are now doing their best to go bankrupt. Why ?

Actually, it is Quantity Supplied and Quantity Demanded in this case.

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2012, 06:09:22 PM »
No.  Cab Bage is a legendary VRWC agent. :whistling: O-) :tongue: :fuelfire:

I will have to remember that for future reference.  :cheersmate:

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2012, 06:12:40 PM »
You should know that there is no way those retards can't answer that question. Hell they have a hard time figuring out what 2+2 is let alone try to explain why speculators would want make themselves go bankrupt.

Oh, and they are just blaming the speculators temporarily. Once Romney gets elected, they will start blaming the President again.

Of course --

But until then, I think we need to start a campaign thanking the speculators for lowering gas prices. Because if they are powerful enough to cause them to run up, they are certainly powerful enough to push them down - right, DUmmies ?

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2012, 06:16:37 PM »
Of course --

But until then, I think we need to start a campaign thanking the speculators for lowering gas prices. Because if they are powerful enough to cause them to run up, they are certainly powerful enough to push them down - right, DUmmies ?

That is a good point. I say we do it.

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2012, 06:24:08 PM »
OK, lessee if I have this right...

1) Barak has no control, nor can he influence the price of gasoline.

2)Barak's EPA is now gonna fine refiners for not using a fuel additive that nobody makes (ie, nonexistant, vaporware, etc.).

3)Barak's EPA and Dept. of the Interior have instituted regulations on oil drilling, finally releasing acreage for leasing.

4) The price of fuel was below $2.00 when Barak took office.

Therefore, we must thank Barak now that the price per gallon is now hovering at the 3.50 mark.

Got it!!   Now when do I get my skittles-shitting unicorn???    :-) :fuelfire:.

Don't get stuck on stupid...

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2012, 06:43:47 PM »

Got it!!   Now when do I get my skittles-shitting unicorn???    :-) :fuelfire:.


I got the instructions on how to get to meet your new unicorn, but it takes time, as the unicorns are very shy. This comes straight from one of our operatives at the DNC, so I suspect this data is good.

Quote from:  DNC Manual, pages 163-168 - Receiving Your Official Obama For America Sanctioned Unicorn

1 ) Get yourself a blindfold.

2 ) Go to any office where a Democrat is running, or a genuine OFA campaign location. Any of them can introduce you to your new unicorn.

3 ) Unicorns get very skittish when you look them in the eye until they know you. So put on the blindfold.

4 ) Unicorns are also afraid of power imbalances, as they are such shy & gentle creatures. You need to make certain your future friend doesn't feel 'overpowered', so it is best to be on your knees. Once you get to know your one horned buddy better, you can stand up without the blindfold. We promise.

5 ) Open your mouth slightly - and once the time is right -, the unicorn will give you the gift of skittles - not from his bum-- That is a horrible right-wing smear- , but from the horn itself - but only if he likes and trusts you. So be patient, and soon you'll have a mouthful of sticky sweet goodness.

6 ) After the unicorn delivers skittles, its best to leave, as the unicorn is tired, and needs to rest.

7 ) If the unicorn is fully trusting of you, you can take him home the very next day- however - it often takes more than one attempt to befriend your future one-horned life-partner. So, be prepared to bring the blindfold with you again. Don't worry though, most pairings take more than one try, so if it isn't love at first sight, don't get discouraged, and try again !

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2012, 06:55:36 PM »
I got the instructions on how to get to meet your new unicorn, but it takes time, as the unicorns are very shy. This comes straight from one of our operatives at the DNC, so I suspect this data is good.


You are a bad bad person.

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2012, 07:06:09 PM »
You are a bad bad person.

Bad ? Naa.. Like FOX News- I report, you decide..   :-)

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2012, 07:15:09 PM »
Bad ? Naa.. Like FOX News- I report, you decide..   :-)

Lookin out for the folks eh?

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2012, 07:16:11 PM »
Lookin out for the folks eh?

Absolutely. 'tis what I do.  O-)

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Re: Thank Barack For The Lowering Gas Prices
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2012, 07:18:26 PM »
And walking to your dealer's house is good cardio. He's going to save us all from ourselves.

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