At a nameless libtard house, at anniversary time:
Non-gender specific spouse #1: Honey, you remember that time you said that you really had your heart set on going to that nice new restaurant for our anniversary?
Non-gender specific spouse #2: yes, sweet cheeks! You mean...!
#1: no, we're having ramen noodles tonight! I donated to the Obamessiah in honor of you instead!
#2: WHAT? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!