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Offline zeitgeist

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I so :heart: Twitter! :lmao:

OMG some of those are priceless.  And on the clueless front, m/zeit informed me a gravy bowl might be for gravy train but polite society serves gravy in a gravy boat!   :hammer:
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It's gone mainstream.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/06/22/obama-sets-up-registry-for-campaign-cash/100000000001408/1#.T-TrbphBhlk

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This is the latest in fundraising gimmicks being deployed by both Obama and Mitt Romney, who have conducted lotteries so supporters can spend a day on the trail with the candidates or attend special events like a recent fundraiser hosted by actress Sarah Jessica Parker for the president.

Obama and Romney are locked in a battle for campaign dollars as well as votes. Romney and the Republican National Committee raised more money than Obama and his Democratic allies in May.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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This is the last desperate act of a desperate, and classless, fool. Wow  :mental: :thatsright: :loser:

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Here's the twitter feed it's hilarious and racking up the jokes

https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ObamaFundRaisingIdeas

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Apparently, one of the Trending Topics over there is #NoPantyDay.  Here's what one of the tweets there said:

He Is We‏@HeIsWE

looking at the TTs. i hope #NoPantyDay isn't one of the #obamafundraisingideas.

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The next thing you know, they'll be hiring Moochelle out as a stripper for private parties..... :panic:
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The next thing you know, they'll be hiring Moochelle out as a stripper for private parties..... :panic:

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I should BS you for that! :mad: :tongue:
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#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans You may stiff the bride

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What's next will Burger King have 0bama 2012 drinking glasses?

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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What's next will Burger King have 0bama 2012 drinking glasses?



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Look for Mattel to replace the Ken and Barbie doll with Michelle and Barrack.

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My daughter's birthday is this coming Wednesday and then my wedding anniversary is a week later.  Sorry, Obama, we are greedy and won't share our gifts with you.  Carleigh would say, "DON'T TOUCH MY MONEY!!" if you tried anyway. 
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

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Just an update, one last post in the DUmp:

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Fri Jun 22, 2012, 08:21 PM
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7. I don't have a problem with this

But it seems you have to pretty much ensure that ALL your guests are Obama supporters. Things like this start family wars.

The RW nutcases are getting steamed about this as we speak.

Prediction: This will be HUGH in the coming week.

"Steamed."   :whatever:  More like screaming with laughter.  It finally did make the news this morning.   It got zero recs at the DUmp. 

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I am in awe. I mean I'm freaking impressed. The Obamas actually out-tackyed the Clintons.

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I am in awe. I mean I'm freaking impressed. The Obamas actually out-tackyed the Clintons.

I KNOW, right?   :thatsright:
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TeaRunner

You went on vacation when you could have donated the money? Disgusting.

Actually, this whole site ispretty stomach turning. Tacky, clueless, and classless.

I don't have an ability to recognize sarcasm.  Is this sarcasm or is TeaRunner really pissed?   :lmao:






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I wouldn't give the sweat off my balls for this douche bag....
"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
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The thing that is just so astounding to me, is that there are people (probably Obama included), in that camp that find it inconceivable that as a blushing new bride, I wouldn't want to donate all potential presents (monetary value), to one Barack Obama, the Magnificent. 

Why would I want treasured keepsakes from loved ones, to perhaps pass down to my children and grandchildren, such as the start of a silver and china collection?  The One needs this more than I do!  They really do think that way?  I'm sorry to keep this thread bumped up, but I'm still just utterly shocked. 


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I'm going to crudely write with crayons that I have donated in lieu of a gift to all of the 0bamabots birthdays, weddings, and any other special occasion...for the rest of my life.

Thank you presidebt 0bama!!!
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I'm proud to say I got into the swing of things. The other day a friend's uncle died, so I bought him a card--"I'm so sorry for your loss," it said--and sent it to the Obama campaign instead.

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I just checked in -- some new fun comments:

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Almost 4000 comments have been removed. Why not just take down the entire Registry. By now you must see it is a complete failure. My daughter is a democrat and thinks this is a terrible idea.

Dear Leader will NOT be mocked!

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You are 2 months to late for my wedding. I did get a gaudy family tree wall hanging thing. Can I drop it off at a field office? You could sell it on craigslist!

No in-kind gifts -- move along...


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I just checked in -- some new fun comments:

Dear Leader will NOT be mocked!

No in-kind gifts -- move along...



Your avatar pic looks exactly like a person I know (and Norm is the type who would wear that shirt).

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I know, spilled milk & all.  But imagine for a moment that OS had come up with something like this.  I'm beginning to doubt that his "friends" were really looking out for him.

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Your avatar pic looks exactly like a person I know (and Norm is the type who would wear that shirt).



Sounds like one of the few positive things Omaha Steve Dawes had ever done in his life: Beat anorexia.

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EDIT: Oh no! What happened to the site? I so wanted Steve Dawes brilliant election team to show up for at least the end of the domain registration period. I will host if need be.
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