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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2012, 07:23:23 PM »




I see the resemblance.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2012, 07:40:09 PM »
They both look a mess to me.  She can't afford a dentist.  He can't manage a shave and a haircut.  Darn Obamaconomy.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2012, 07:42:35 PM »
Helen Bonham Carter isn't a bad looking woman. Just a pretentious bitch with f'd up politics.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2012, 07:43:21 PM »
That thing Depp is with, oof.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2012, 08:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 07:43:21 PM
That thing Depp is with, oof.
They met on the set of Edward Scissorhands, quite awkwardly.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2012, 09:17:30 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on June 18, 2012, 06:50:01 PM
His scared the living hell out of me as "Willy Wonka." That tarnished him a bit for me. I have to think of POTC everytime I think of Depp, otherwise, he's ruined.

I am actually a huge Johnny Depp and Tim Burton fan. But I must admit that the remake of Willy Wonka is not nearly as good as the original. That was a role that Gene Wilder was born to play. He did fantastic in that movie.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2012, 09:33:59 PM »
I liked the 1st one as well, but to each his own....
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2012, 09:36:19 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on June 18, 2012, 09:33:59 PM
I liked the 1st one as well, but to each his own....

The second one went more with the book than the original. But the original is still better.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2012, 09:58:50 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 18, 2012, 06:16:04 PM
Depp is no real looker either. yeesh! For all the fun we're making of her the gals can rake Depp over the coals too!

And he's stinky: Sources: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis Have Terrible Hygiene
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2012, 10:45:21 PM »
She's not the best looking person I've seen, but I like the fact that she obviously hasn't gone the plastic surgery route like so many celebrities have gone, some of them are unrecognizable.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2012, 11:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 18, 2012, 10:45:21 PM
She's not the best looking person I've seen, but I like the fact that she obviously hasn't gone the plastic surgery route like so many celebrities have gone, some of them are unrecognizable.

Not a big fan myself either, but I'd make an exception for her. Is she French?
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2012, 11:07:35 PM »
Everyone knows the hottest chicks in Europe are Greek, Italian, or Spanish. Well, guess you have to add in Ukrainian now.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2012, 11:26:16 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 11:02:43 PM
Not a big fan myself either, but I'd make an exception for her. Is she French?

Yes she's French.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2012, 03:22:21 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 11:07:35 PM
Everyone knows the hottest chicks in Europe are Greek, Italian, or Spanish. Well, guess you have to add in Ukrainian now.

Yeah, add Ukrainian, or Hungarian also, or whatever they are calling themselves these days.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2012, 05:14:51 AM »
Just goes to show that what the French call "beauty"...at times differs from the rest of the world.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2012, 08:15:16 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 18, 2012, 06:34:29 PM
Meh, he will always be that dude in 21 Jumpstreet to me. 

Me too.  Loved that show.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2012, 01:40:53 PM »
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After 14 years and two children together, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are saying goodbye.
 
"Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated," their rep tells Us Weekly in a joint statement. "Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children."
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/johnny-depp-vanessa-paradis-split-174000267.html?_esi=1
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2012, 01:44:32 PM »
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2012, 01:49:32 PM »
Now they can stink separately.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2012, 02:36:48 PM »
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2012, 02:45:14 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 19, 2012, 02:36:48 PM
http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split.  Really good article on it

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[VaJohnny allegedly having] drunken, stoned greasy hobo mole rat sex with Ashley Olsen,

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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2012, 05:54:46 PM »
Dlisted is the best site on the internet.  The guy who runs the blog is named MichaelK and is by far the funniest mofo I have ever read. 
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2012, 07:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 19, 2012, 02:45:14 PM
I'd never seen this web site before, so like watching a train wreck, I couldn't NOT watch it. This stuck out and I busted a gut:

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Seriously! Someone please explain to me the appeal of either of those two. They look like two cranky little girls who've just popped out of a Halloween costume shop. Johnny can score his own drugs and would you really want YOU GOT IT DUUUUUDE! waking up next to you?!

A blue waffle? YOU GOT IT, DUDE!  :naughty: This very first coment had me laughing.

Depp gets what he gets with an Olsen. So does his "peen."
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2012, 07:59:36 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 19, 2012, 02:36:48 PM
http://mobile.dlisted.com/2012/06/19/vajohnny-has-split.  Really good article on it

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Johnny Depp's spokeswhore gave a short and simple statement of words to Entertainment Tonight and confirmed that after 14 years together, he's no longer sticking his tongue between Vanessa's gap and they both wish everyone will not sniff up their asses for more information. Johnny doesn't have to worry about me sticking my nose in his ass, because I'm not about to get butt scabies up in my nostrils. (I'm lying, I still would.)

^ That is hilarious!  :lmao:
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2012, 03:02:32 PM »
A thought just occured to me...  Her smile looks like the front grille on a Jeep!!

 :fuelfire:   :-)
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