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Offline Gina

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Johhny Depp's wife
« on: June 18, 2012, 06:40:12 AM »
Johnny Depp is her husband.  They say she is GORGEOUS.   :???:  What am I missing here? 





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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 07:08:39 AM »
Widely spaced front teeth are supposed to be a sign of a very passionate woman.

IOW's....maybe she's super hot in bed. A woman can negate a lot of her shortcomings if she's hot in bed.... :-)
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 07:53:18 AM »
Nothing, if gap-toothed versions of Skeletor are your thing.

Stick a pole up her ass and you could use her mouth for a rake.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 07:58:57 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 08:28:06 AM »
^5 Sparky.   :rotf: You owe me a cup of coffee and a monitor.  I'll have to use that!
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 08:51:14 AM »


Lighting is everything I guess.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 09:14:03 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on June 18, 2012, 08:51:14 AM


Lighting is everything I guess.

 :o  wow, I guess it is unlesss that was taking like 20 years ago
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 10:02:19 AM »
Gina, one of these -  :spork: - would've been helpful.

I look at something like that and I think, "snaggletooth."
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2012, 10:11:50 AM »
She looks like a character from one of Tim Burton's animated movies.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 10:28:47 AM »
Receding gums, scrawny, looks a little methy to me.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2012, 11:46:00 AM »
They aren't married.  She is his baby momma.  There are always rumors about him porking everything with a pulse.  Maybe she has gay nudie pix of him and blackmails him to stay or maybe he is such a douchebag in real life that she is the only one who will tolerate him.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2012, 11:51:07 AM »
Really?  newspaper called her his wife......oh well
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2012, 12:02:38 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 18, 2012, 07:53:18 AM
Nothing, if gap-toothed versions of Skeletor are your thing.

Stick a pole up her ass and you could use her mouth for a rake.

:rofl:

Yeah, JohnnyReb, that's what I've heard. "Gated" women are supposedly good in bed. Never tried it. Never been attracted to anything that can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2012, 12:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 12:02:38 PM
:rofl:

Yeah, JohnnyReb, that's what I've heard. "Gated" women are supposedly good in bed. Never tried it. Never been attracted to anything that can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.

She could probably floss with your dick  :bolt:
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2012, 12:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 18, 2012, 12:04:28 PM
She could probably floss with your dick  :bolt:

She ain't getting anywhere near me. I wouldn't touch her with your dick. :stirpot:
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2012, 01:27:51 PM »
Love is blind I guess
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2012, 01:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 18, 2012, 12:15:54 PM
She ain't getting anywhere near me. I wouldn't touch her with your dick. :stirpot:

and it's a bigun  :naughty:
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2012, 02:47:47 PM »
Damn....

She never hear of braces?
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2012, 03:11:02 PM »
She is French so probably never heard of braces, soap, deoderant, or razors either.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2012, 03:13:07 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 18, 2012, 03:11:02 PM
She is French so probably never heard of braces, soap, deoderant, or razors either.


Maybe that's why he sticks in his twig into anything with a pulse
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2012, 04:06:52 PM »
Johnny Depp made $40 million last year. I think he should use some of that money and take her to a good dentist. I am sure Hollywood is full of them.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2012, 06:16:04 PM »

Depp is no real looker either. yeesh! For all the fun we're making of her the gals can rake Depp over the coals too!

How did he ever get to be a heart throb looking like that? I guess Hollywood make-up can do wonders.

as for the rumors, I don't know how any self respecting gal can stick with a guy who makes no attempt at fidelity. Maybe she's biding her time and will abscond back to France with the baby and half of Depp's net worth...
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2012, 06:33:29 PM »
Women like his bad boy/pirate image.
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2012, 06:34:29 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on June 18, 2012, 06:33:29 PM
Women like his bad boy/pirate image.

Meh, he will always be that dude in 21 Jumpstreet to me. 
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Re: Johhny Depp's wife
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2012, 06:50:01 PM »
His scared the living hell out of me as "Willy Wonka." That tarnished him a bit for me. I have to think of POTC everytime I think of Depp, otherwise, he's ruined.
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