This was posted elsewhere on conservativecave; I'm not saying where, because I think the lurking primitives should have to look for things here, rather than getting things presented them on a silver platter.
Frank, it's not likely that I will see Stinkdude since the closest I get to Baltimore is driving past it on I95, but I do keep my eyes open for UP. Someday I will see it!
Anyway, I do have a DUmmie sighting story to share. About a month ago, I was driving down I95S. It's a long, boring drive so to amuse myself, I like to do a political bumpersticker survey.
It's close to DC and should be a good gauge of Obama support but I rarely see more than two or three. In fact, I rarely see any at all, even local stuff. Darn these apolitical people! On this trip up ahead of me, a small SUV has an Obama 2008 sticker and another blue one beside it. Well, surprise! It's a Hillary 2008. Way cool, that's the first time I've seen one on a car.
But wait, there's another one. Holy moly it's a DemocraticUnderground sticker. Now my curiosity is in overdrive. Who is it? I must know. Fortunately the driver is cruising at the speed limit and I eventually maneuver myself behind them. I follow for awhile, all giddy with anticipation.
With a break in traffic, I make my move. A slow, but not obvious, lefthand pass will let me see if it's a man or woman. At that moment the driver turns slightly to look at something ahead of me and I get a good look. Damn, it's Jared from Subway. No wait, it's the big man himself. Skinner!
Well, I'm almost as excited as if I've seen a celebrity. It's the most interesting thing that will probably happen to me all day and I can't tell anyone without a long explanation.
Now, maybe many, or some, of us have actually seen a primitive in real life, but the primitive struck us only as some sort of despondent hate-filled being, nothing more than that. We didn't know it was a real primitive, even though it may have been.
Has anyone here ever run into a primitive they knew to be a real primitive?
