
I don't know, Portia is obviously the girl in the relationships and as such gets the makeup and feminine look. Portia has looked kinda crappy in the last couple of years. She got very very thin and looked haggard.
As for Ellen, I actually have always enjoyed her. There is something about her being very self-deprecating that I have enjoyed. I don't watch her show, but when I have caught it, she always puts a smile on my face with her fumbling, awkward in her own skin act.