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Offline Chris_

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TomInTiburon arrested
« on: June 01, 2012, 10:18:18 AM »
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Sex offender claims to be Navy SEAL with psychic abilities

Bill Brockbrader claims to be a former member of Navy SEAL Team 9, a group of commandos with psychic abilities. If you’ve never heard of SEAL Team 9, there is a reason. And on dozens of web chats, blogs and Internet radio shows, he explains it all.

If you do all of your research, you find out Seal Team 9 doesn’t exist.

Brockbrader, who also goes by the name Bill Wood, says he got into trouble with the Navy for intentionally diverting a Tomahawk missile that was going to blow up Iraqi children. But federal records show the actual trouble was for having sex with a girl. U.S. Marshals jailed him this month because he moved to Idaho and never registered as a sex offender.
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What a dumbass. :rofl:
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Re: TomInTiburon arrested
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 11:10:44 AM »
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Re: TomInTiburon arrested
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 11:19:25 AM »
Shouldn't psychics be able to avoid jail ?
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Re: TomInTiburon arrested
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2012, 11:26:59 AM »
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Bill Wood, says he got into trouble with the Navy for intentionally diverting a Tomahawk missile that was going to blow up Iraqi children. But federal records show the actual trouble was for having sex with a girl

Obviously what really happened is he did in fact divert the missile that the evil war criminal George Bush personally fired at the day care center, so because he thwarted Chimpy's evil plan the government falsely accused him of raping a girl. It's a cover up.
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Re: TomInTiburon arrested
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 12:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 01, 2012, 11:26:59 AM
Obviously what really happened is he did in fact divert the missile that the evil war criminal George Bush personally fired at the day care center, so because he thwarted Chimpy's evil plan the government falsely accused him of raping a girl. It's a cover up.


This could of all been avoided if the cops did not jump out of the bushes.
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Re: TomInTiburon arrested
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 06:10:57 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 01, 2012, 11:19:25 AM
Shouldn't psychics be able to avoid jail ?

I knew you were going to ask that.
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