Bill Wood, says he got into trouble with the Navy for intentionally diverting a Tomahawk missile that was going to blow up Iraqi children. But federal records show the actual trouble was for having sex with a girl
Obviously what really happened is he did in fact divert the missile that the evil war criminal George Bush personally fired at the day care center, so because he thwarted Chimpy's evil plan the government falsely accused him of raping a girl. It's a cover up.