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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #175 on: June 04, 2012, 03:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 04, 2012, 03:00:19 PM

Ai! My bad Sir General Sir!!!!


(drops and does 20 without even having to be told...hearing a female R Lee Ermey in my head here....)

I'm afraid my vocabulary isn't quite as inventive while screaming at the top of my lungs, but thank you kindly :-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #176 on: June 04, 2012, 03:10:01 PM »
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #177 on: June 04, 2012, 05:01:43 PM »
I am thrilled to see how this thread has progressed....

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Re: Re: Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #178 on: June 04, 2012, 05:12:35 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 04, 2012, 05:01:43 PM
I am thrilled to see how this thread has progressed....

Me too. ;D
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #179 on: June 04, 2012, 05:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 04, 2012, 02:29:46 PM
Hi 5 for both of you (nj and Skul) for re-derailing the thread.   :tongue:

Ok, which one of you is Professor Chaos, and which one is Major Disarray?
Twernt nothin', sir, Tits and I are on top of it. :whatever:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #180 on: June 04, 2012, 06:01:32 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 05:22:11 PM
Twernt nothin', sir, Tits and I are on top of it. :whatever:
You and who?


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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #181 on: June 04, 2012, 06:05:30 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 05:22:11 PM
Twernt nothin', sir, Tits and I are on top of it. :whatever:

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

Uh...Skul?  I think that's Tots.....
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #182 on: June 04, 2012, 06:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 04, 2012, 06:05:30 PM
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

Uh...Skul?  I think that's Tots.....
Awww, cripes, I warned her about that.  :banghead:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #183 on: June 04, 2012, 07:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 04, 2012, 02:58:34 PM
How long have you had it? That's Butters Scotch's "super-villain" identity on South Park!

I KNOW!!!!  My nearest and dearest call me Butters, much to my dismay.  Apparently they see a similarity in character, which I do not.  They kindly refer to me as PC now.   :-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #184 on: June 04, 2012, 07:45:57 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 06:16:58 PM
Awww, cripes, I warned her about that.  :banghead:

Horse hockey!  You just wanted an excuse to type tits.   :-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #185 on: June 04, 2012, 07:51:18 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 07:45:57 PM
Horse hockey!  You just wanted an excuse to type tits.   :-)
It was an honest typo, trust me.
Tell us more about this "Butters" thing.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #186 on: June 04, 2012, 08:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 07:51:18 PM
It was an honest typo, trust me.
Tell us more about this "Butters" thing.

Long story, but you would have to watch South Park to get it. 
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #187 on: June 04, 2012, 08:53:26 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 08:37:51 PM
Long story, but you would have to watch South Park to get it. 
Never seen it.
You seem grouchy tonight.   :-*
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #188 on: June 04, 2012, 09:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 07:51:18 PM
It was an honest typo, trust me.
Tell us more about this "Butters" thing.

I believe him, Tots. He had to pee earlier. He was probably thinking about that when he typed "Tits."

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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #189 on: June 04, 2012, 09:33:02 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 04, 2012, 09:28:57 PM
I believe him, Tots. He had to pee earlier. He was probably thinking about that when he typed "Tits."

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What he said, and I'm sticking to it.


Ya know we're in deep shit over this. You go first.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #190 on: June 05, 2012, 07:29:47 AM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 09:33:02 PM
What he said, and I'm sticking to it.


Ya know we're in deep shit over this. You go first.

Well, I'm not so sure that Tots doesn't appreciate the "buxom" nature of things. There's that to consider. Secondly, it's difficult to focus on the keyboard when your eyes are crossing due to an acute attack of urinitis. I mean, that's serious.

Finally, you did warn her about the proximity of "i" to "o".

I'd suggest it's really her fault since she didn't insist that you stick with typing her full screen name. I mean, you could've improvised and gone with "Iassasomething" but there was that eyecrossing thing again.

No matter what you did, you were screwed.

Shit. Story of our lives, yunno?    :shrug:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #191 on: June 05, 2012, 07:47:47 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 07:45:57 PM
Horse hockey!  You just wanted an excuse to type tits.   :-)


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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #192 on: June 05, 2012, 08:36:26 AM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 05:22:11 PM
Twernt nothin', sir, Tits and I are on top of it. :whatever:

Thread title change to "Stupid shit we do as adults!"    :rotf:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #193 on: June 05, 2012, 08:59:36 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 07:45:57 PM
Horse hockey!  You just wanted an excuse to type tits.   :-)

Tits?  Did someone say



 :drool:   :-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #194 on: June 05, 2012, 09:09:12 AM »
Quote from: njpines on June 05, 2012, 08:36:26 AM
Thread title change to "Stupid shit we do as adults!"    :rotf:

 :rofl:


You're killin' me here pines!

Are you sure we qualify as adults at this point, though?

And now there IS Major Boobage in the thread... :lol:

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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #195 on: June 05, 2012, 11:26:11 AM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 05, 2012, 09:09:12 AM
And now there IS Major Boobage in the thread... :lol:



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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #196 on: June 05, 2012, 12:17:03 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 04, 2012, 09:33:02 PM
What he said, and I'm sticking to it.


Ya know we're in deep shit over this. You go first.



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Please don't interpret my absence from this thread as confirmation you are in deep doo doo.  It was real life that just got in the way....sleep, eat, work, etc. 

Takes a lot more than that to ruffle my feathers.   :-) 
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #197 on: June 05, 2012, 07:54:57 PM »
Oh my - I have some really great parking stories. 

We used to go to this park in Northern Indiana where everyone would do their parking.  One night my boyfriend and I were having a pretty good time ( :naughty: ) and all of the sudden a cop car pulled in behind us and turned his lights on.  He got out of his car and went up to the driver's side where my boyfriend was sitting.  Without looking in at me, he asked us both for ID.  My ID was passed to him by my boyfriend and when he looked at it, he bent down and looked in at me and told me to get home. 

He was my swimming coach. 

And there was the time that I went out on a date and when I got home my dad was still up and he looked at me funny and asked me why my shirt was on inside out.  Without hesitation, I told him we had been to the mall and I was trying on clothes. 

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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #198 on: June 06, 2012, 12:15:58 AM »
That got a nose snort, and a good laugh.  :lmao:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #199 on: June 06, 2012, 08:05:22 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on June 05, 2012, 07:54:57 PM
Oh my - I have some really great parking stories. 

We used to go to this park in Northern Indiana where everyone would do their parking.  One night my boyfriend and I were having a pretty good time ( :naughty: ) and all of the sudden a cop car pulled in behind us and turned his lights on.  He got out of his car and went up to the driver's side where my boyfriend was sitting.  Without looking in at me, he asked us both for ID.  My ID was passed to him by my boyfriend and when he looked at it, he bent down and looked in at me and told me to get home. 

He was my swimming coach. 

And there was the time that I went out on a date and when I got home my dad was still up and he looked at me funny and asked me why my shirt was on inside out.  Without hesitation, I told him we had been to the mall and I was trying on clothes. 

 :rofl:




The second story qualifies as smart shit!
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