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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #150 on: June 04, 2012, 11:20:17 AM »
What you're really saying is that I should be cautious -- your Aunt Meg is still, after all, married to your Uncle Basil.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #151 on: June 04, 2012, 11:28:41 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 04, 2012, 11:20:17 AM
What you're really saying is that I should be cautious -- your Aunt Meg is still, after all, married to your Uncle Basil.
My Uncle Basil is one of Ali Baba's 40 thieves. He knows the magic opening word.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #152 on: June 04, 2012, 11:31:27 AM »
I knew it wouldn't take long for the cinnamon [sin of man] to be reflected within this thread.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #153 on: June 04, 2012, 11:33:16 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 04, 2012, 11:31:27 AM
I knew it wouldn't take long for the cinnamon [sin of man] to be reflected within this thread.
You have the tumeric(y) to bring something like that up ?
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #154 on: June 04, 2012, 11:37:35 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 04, 2012, 11:33:16 AM
You have the tumeric(y) to bring something like that up ?

Yes, I do. What chervil gonna do about it?   :nunchuck:

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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #155 on: June 04, 2012, 11:44:33 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 04, 2012, 11:37:35 AM
Yes, I do. What chervil gonna do about it?   :nunchuck:


I will wrap you up and mail you in a plain vanilla envelope.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #156 on: June 04, 2012, 11:49:11 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 04, 2012, 11:44:33 AM
I will wrap you up and mail you in a plain vanilla envelope.

That's a rather unsavory statement.

And, on that note, I'm gonna split. Gotta renew my CCW at the sheriff's office.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #157 on: June 04, 2012, 01:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 04, 2012, 11:49:11 AM
That's a rather unsavory statement.

And, on that note, I'm gonna split. Gotta renew my CCW at the sheriff's office.  :cheersmate:

curry up!
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #158 on: June 04, 2012, 01:04:41 PM »
I think you all have been hitting the herb too hard!
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #159 on: June 04, 2012, 01:05:09 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 01:03:03 PM
curry up!
Make sure you shoot as straight as an arrowroot.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #160 on: June 04, 2012, 01:08:24 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 04, 2012, 01:05:09 PM
Make sure you shoot as straight as an arrowroot.

Easy to do with Pepper spray.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #161 on: June 04, 2012, 01:12:42 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 01:03:03 PM
curry up!

Maybe he needs to get the cardamom, first, before he can visit the Sheriff? She might need to be driven somewhere. Shallot be done? (Btw, I heard OZ's car is mint, no doubt he treats it gingerly.)

But if he's got a CCW at least we know OZ takes the cloves off before he gets in a fight.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #162 on: June 04, 2012, 01:16:00 PM »
I've had enough of this silliness.
I'm gonna take my Oregs 'n go.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #163 on: June 04, 2012, 01:17:12 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 04, 2012, 01:04:41 PM
I think you all have been hitting the herb too hard!

Major Doobage?
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #164 on: June 04, 2012, 01:17:21 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 04, 2012, 01:12:42 PM
Maybe he needs to get the cardamom, first, before he can visit the Sheriff? She might need to be driven somewhere. Shallot be done? (Btw, I heard OZ's car is mint, no doubt he treats it gingerly.)

But if he's got a CCW at least we know OZ takes the cloves off before he gets in a fight.


DANG!  You are the sage of the punsters.  Hi5!  

 :cheersmate:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #165 on: June 04, 2012, 01:22:47 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 01:17:21 PM

DANG!  You are the sage of the punsters.  Hi5!  

 :cheersmate:
Well, you're the one that started it. :fuelfire:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #166 on: June 04, 2012, 01:25:13 PM »
Thanks Tots (and returned!)--since I've been a repeat offender in the derailment of this thread, I'm going to actually try to get it back on track...

When I was a kid, I think I was around 10 or 11, my parents belonged to a beach club. Anyway, there were buildings with lots of cabanas, multileveled in this case (two levels). It was all wood.

Well, I knew this other kid, and we--for no reason I know of, except kids like fire--set fires under the lower level. Just paper fires, but you had to crawl under there and we were absolutely playing with fire, ha ha, because the wood of the floor of the first level (the "roof" to us two geniues underneath) was pretty close to the flames at their highest.

We got caught one day, tried to run, but they had us as soon as we crawled out from under (and thank goodness we were caught, really.). The cops came and scared us silly--scared us into Parkinson's we were shaking so badly. They let us go and that was the end of it, but YOW, was THAT ever a stupid thing to do!


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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #167 on: June 04, 2012, 01:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 04, 2012, 01:17:12 PM
Major Doobage?

Be careful, this word could be mistaken for another and then we'll all have to fennel for ourselves . . .
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #168 on: June 04, 2012, 02:26:24 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 04, 2012, 01:26:01 PM
Be careful, this word could be mistaken for another and then we'll all have to fennel for ourselves . . .
Boobage??? Where?
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #169 on: June 04, 2012, 02:29:46 PM »
Hi 5 for both of you (nj and Skul) for re-derailing the thread.   :tongue:

Ok, which one of you is Professor Chaos, and which one is Major Disarray?
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #170 on: June 04, 2012, 02:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 04, 2012, 02:29:46 PM
Hi 5 for both of you (nj and Skul) for re-derailing the thread.   :tongue:

Ok, which one of you is Professor Chaos, and which one is Major Disarray?

Professor Chaos is my nickname!  For real!!! 
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #171 on: June 04, 2012, 02:57:15 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 04, 2012, 02:29:46 PM
Hi 5 for both of you (nj and Skul) for re-derailing the thread.   :tongue:

Ok, which one of you is Professor Chaos, and which one is Major Disarray?

That's General Disarray to you, civilian!   :tongue:

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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #172 on: June 04, 2012, 02:58:21 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 04, 2012, 02:57:15 PM
That's General Disarray to you, civilian!   :tongue:



Hi5!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #173 on: June 04, 2012, 02:58:34 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 04, 2012, 02:31:36 PM
Professor Chaos is my nickname!  For real!!! 

How long have you had it? That's Butters Scotch's "super-villain" identity on South Park!
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #174 on: June 04, 2012, 03:00:19 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 04, 2012, 02:57:15 PM
That's General Disarray to you, civilian!   :tongue:




Ai! My bad Sir General Sir!!!!


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