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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #100 on: May 31, 2012, 01:24:18 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 31, 2012, 01:17:41 PM
I would rather have mustard.  And yes, mustard on a Roast Beef is sacrilegious......but it ain't foul bean paste.   :mad:

What is it about beans you don't like, dear?   O-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #101 on: May 31, 2012, 01:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 31, 2012, 01:24:18 PM
What is it about beans you don't like, dear?   O-)

They're good for your heart.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #102 on: May 31, 2012, 01:53:55 PM »
I didn't do stupid shit as a kid.
I'm making up for lost time now.
Doing a damn fine job of it, too.

I like beans. :old:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #103 on: May 31, 2012, 02:11:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 31, 2012, 11:16:33 AM
You said "bean" and wineslob said "hood", I think I shall pass out from all this codespeak.  :-)

It IS getting rather warm in here . . .  :naughty:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #104 on: May 31, 2012, 02:13:42 PM »
Me and some of my friends in different cars shooting bottle rockets at each other while driving down a service road. All fun and games until one veered off and hit a semi driving down the freeway.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #105 on: May 31, 2012, 02:26:38 PM »
Most of my "stupid shit" activities I reserved for my first enlistment and most of them involved drinking copious amounts of booze.  One of these "stupid shit" moments happened in Acapulco in '92 when the ship I was on was picking up LCACs from Panama City, FL, and taking them to ACU 5 at Camp Pendelton. 

The new skipper liked hitting liberty ports and this trip was a doozie - Stops in Acapulco, Cancun, and several days in Panama City during spring break.  I was 22, single, making good money, no debt, and wild enough to shoot at.  Acapulco has quite a few open air bars and I happened to find one that had a full bottle of Wild Turkey and many drinking college girls.  I was drinking, having a good time, and kinda blacked out.  At some point during my "lost time", I guess I got dared to shake my ass on the bar.  That must have been it because I came to wearing my Nikes and a smile with college girls cheering and the music blaring.

Have any of you ever heard the term "make a Sailor blush"?  Well, I managed to do it that day because my buddies were shaking their heads in the corner and looking around like they were hoping "dad" didn't catch us being bad.

Ahhh, all of the good times that I had no idea how I had gotten into....
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #106 on: May 31, 2012, 09:03:42 PM »
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Try the back of a '79 Civic if you want to test your flexibility!  :-)

Not as hard as an old Dodge Omni.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #107 on: May 31, 2012, 10:35:29 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on May 31, 2012, 02:26:38 PM
Most of my "stupid shit" activities I reserved for my first enlistment and most of them involved drinking copious amounts of booze.  One of these "stupid shit" moments happened in Acapulco in '92 when the ship I was on was picking up LCACs from Panama City, FL, and taking them to ACU 5 at Camp Pendelton. 

The new skipper liked hitting liberty ports and this trip was a doozie - Stops in Acapulco, Cancun, and several days in Panama City during spring break.  I was 22, single, making good money, no debt, and wild enough to shoot at.  Acapulco has quite a few open air bars and I happened to find one that had a full bottle of Wild Turkey and many drinking college girls.  I was drinking, having a good time, and kinda blacked out.  At some point during my "lost time", I guess I got dared to shake my ass on the bar.  That must have been it because I came to wearing my Nikes and a smile with college girls cheering and the music blaring.

Have any of you ever heard the term "make a Sailor blush"?  Well, I managed to do it that day because my buddies were shaking their heads in the corner and looking around like they were hoping "dad" didn't catch us being bad.

Ahhh, all of the good times that I had no idea how I had gotten into....
Used to go there for party and scuba diving. :lmao:
Why does njpines hate beans? :???:

Airwolf, before I forget, it was in an old Pontiac convertable. :lmao:
I'll never forget when several of us had to come up with twenty bucks to fill a twenty-something gallon gas tank.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #108 on: May 31, 2012, 11:42:08 PM »
That should have read seven bucks.
No, I don't know why I said twenty. Leave me alone.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #109 on: June 01, 2012, 03:48:46 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 31, 2012, 11:31:24 AM
Who the hell puts MUSTARD on a roast beef sandwich?!?

Sacrilegious!

Frijoles I puree with a little gravy and slather it on like a paste. Or at least, I'll try that one day when I have literally nothing else better to do.  :lmao:

Mustard on Schadenfreude's toes would not stop me from licking it off.....    :naughty:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #110 on: June 01, 2012, 06:27:07 AM »
I don't think the internet is large enough to hold all the stories of the stupid stuff I did as a youngster....and I have the scars to prove it.

Whats really scary is that I did them all without benefit of drugs and alcohol.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #111 on: June 01, 2012, 08:38:18 AM »
Quote from: Skul on May 31, 2012, 10:35:29 PM
Why does njpines hate beans? :???:


I like beans!  Iassa's the one who didn't want Eupher's bean puree on her roast beef sandwich  :-)

I want a loaded pastrami on rye sandwich this weekend (from another thread) -- that is my quest!
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #112 on: June 01, 2012, 08:52:36 AM »
Quote from: njpines on June 01, 2012, 08:38:18 AM
I like beans!  Iassa's the one who didn't want Eupher's bean puree on her roast beef sandwich  :-)

I want a loaded pastrami on rye sandwich this weekend (from another thread) -- that is my quest!

Yeah. Tots is missing a real treat, but hey, that's her loss.  :whistling: 

There's a burger chain in Salt Lake City that does charbroiled burgers (big, honkin' burgers) with a big pile of pastrami on top.   :drool:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #113 on: June 01, 2012, 12:55:13 PM »


Quote from: njpines on June 01, 2012, 08:38:18 AM
I like beans!  Iassa's the one who didn't want Eupher's bean puree on her roast beef sandwich  :-)

I want a loaded pastrami on rye sandwich this weekend (from another thread) -- that is my quest!

.....To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far  
To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause overtstuffed, deliciously fatty, slightly garlicked pastrami on rye!



Brings a tear to my eye, I tells ya!
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #114 on: June 01, 2012, 01:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 01, 2012, 12:55:13 PM

.....To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far  
To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause overstuffed, deliciously fatty, slightly garlicked pastrami on rye!



Brings a tear to my eye, I tells ya!


Time to saddle up Rocinante and look for a deli!   :-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #115 on: June 01, 2012, 01:11:55 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 01, 2012, 01:04:07 PM
Time to saddle up Rocinante and look for a deli!   :-)

Got a mountain bike named Rocinante, as luck would have it! Onward, My Lady! To glory and pastrami, not necessarily in that order!
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #116 on: June 01, 2012, 01:14:30 PM »
Quote from: Danglars on June 01, 2012, 01:11:55 PM
Got a mountain bike named Rocinante, as luck would have it! Onward, My Lady! To glory and pastrami, not necessarily in that order!

and I want a big, sour pickle too!!  :drool:  :-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #117 on: June 01, 2012, 01:16:12 PM »
Oh my.

Get a room, you guys.  :rotf:
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #118 on: June 01, 2012, 01:25:17 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 01, 2012, 01:16:12 PM
Oh my.

Get a room, you guys.  :rotf:


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« Reply #119 on: June 01, 2012, 01:30:25 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 01, 2012, 01:16:12 PM
Oh my.

Get a room, you guys.  :rotf:

OK, then what?   :tongue:  :-)
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #120 on: June 01, 2012, 01:31:40 PM »
Quote from: njpines on June 01, 2012, 01:30:25 PM
OK, then what?   :tongue:  :-)

Have a sandwich?
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #121 on: June 01, 2012, 01:34:19 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on June 01, 2012, 01:31:40 PM
Have a sandwich?

makes sense . . .


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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #122 on: June 01, 2012, 06:31:19 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on June 01, 2012, 01:31:40 PM
Have a sandwich?

Suhweet!   :cheersmate:

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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #123 on: June 01, 2012, 06:35:54 PM »
The shame of it all. This thread has degenerated into...a cyber deli.
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Re: Stupid shit we did as kids.....
« Reply #124 on: June 02, 2012, 06:39:33 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on June 01, 2012, 01:31:40 PM
Have a sandwich?

A waitress sandwich?
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