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So, the new commie leader of France lives with a shackup ho, and the DUmp loves it.
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France's unwed first lady makes summit debut
US officials have said that there is no established protocol rule for how unmarried partners of world leaders should be treated.

So Trierweiler was invited to participate in all spousal programs at both the G8 and in Chicago.

The 47-year-old journalist -- twice divorced and the mother of three children, has caused a stir in the US media.

But outlets have been puzzled about how to describe the female half of the first unmarried occupants of the Elysees Palace, with CNN favoring "girlfriend" and others opting for "spouse," "partner" or "companion."

http://www.france24.com/en/20120519-frances-unwed-first-lady-makes-summit-debut

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002706453


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2. The Fundies would go nuts if a U.S. President "lived in sin" in the White House
Personally I think it's refreshing. I wish American politics didn't require their candidates to have a spouse, children, a dog, balloons at the nomination, kissing babies, etc. I hate the goody two shoes requirements for our leaders. Personally, I don't care about their sex lives as long as they are intelligent and can do the job.

Well, we did have Clinton.


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Sat May 19, 2012, 05:43 PM
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4. I vote for "consort."
Nope. Skank says it all.
 

 
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Sat May 19, 2012, 06:26 PM
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6. I vote for "Partner" to make the way for the

first gay or lesbian head of state because it's going to happen. So, leave it to France to lead the way. Wasn't there something like this with Carla Bruni, or was it just that she was really hot and wore a skimpy bikini.

But a 47-year-old professional as a girlfriend? Not.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 08:32:51 PM »
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2. The Fundies would go nuts if a U.S. President "lived in sin" in the White House
Personally I think it's refreshing. I wish American politics didn't require their candidates to have a spouse, children, a dog, balloons at the nomination, kissing babies, etc. I hate the goody two shoes requirements for our leaders. Personally, I don't care about their sex lives as long as they are intelligent and can do the job.
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 08:46:39 PM »


France got the better end of that deal.
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 08:49:06 PM »
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I hate the goody two shoes requirements for our leaders. Personally, I don't care about their sex lives as long as they are intelligent and can do the job.

Obama, the coke snorting, pot smoking , gay muslim that is trying to destroy the US is certainly no goody two shoes. Just ask his terrorist pals Ayers and Dorn.   But then of course he only appears as intelligent as his teleprompter lets him.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 08:49:37 PM »
With a honker like that, there may be a de Gaulle in the woodpile.  And Obama being born a bastard is close enough to a concubine in the White House.
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 08:56:39 PM »
The socialist prez of France only goes to show just how much emphasis the primtives place on the party to which the pol belongs.  The first thing this guy does after the election, when discussing the EU, is to say that his viewpoint and that of the German leader aren't that far apart and that workers are going to have to accept a whole bunch of concessions.  The voters in France are breaking their necks watching him do an about face from his election promises and not a peep from the primtives.

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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 09:18:13 PM »
The socialist prez of France only goes to show just how much emphasis the primtives place on the party to which the pol belongs.  The first thing this guy does after the election, when discussing the EU, is to say that his viewpoint and that of the German leader aren't that far apart and that workers are going to have to accept a whole bunch of concessions.  The voters in France are breaking their necks watching him do an about face from his election promises and not a peep from the primtives.

He didn't realize what a mess President Bush left in France.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 09:23:38 PM »


France got the better end of that deal.
oh wow, I can see her nips......
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 09:55:56 PM »
oh wow, I can see her nips......

I'd hit it. Of course that ain't saying much.  :tongue:
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 09:57:23 PM »


France got the better end of that deal.

Holly gawd, she is hoooooot! I bet she is good in bed. From what military friends of mine have said, French women are great lovers.


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6. I vote for "Partner" to make the way for the

first gay or lesbian head of state because it's going to happen. So, leave it to France to lead the way. Wasn't there something like this with Carla Bruni, or was it just that she was really hot and wore a skimpy bikini.

But a 47-year-old professional as a girlfriend? Not.

You will never see an openly gay President and his "Partner" in the White House.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 10:16:48 PM »
oh wow, I can see her nips......

I am so glad you're not saying that about the Wookie.
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2012, 10:19:46 PM »
Holly gawd, she is hoooooot! I bet she is good in bed. From what military friends of mine have said, French women are great lovers.


Dunno. I heard they are... well let's just say not too dilligent in the in the hygiene department. Like I said, I dunno. Personally, I think they ain't nothing better than a good old WV gal.

But I am biased.  :fuelfire:
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2012, 10:22:09 PM »
Dunno. I heard they are... well let's just say not too dilligent in the in the hygiene department. Like I said, I dunno. Personally, I think they ain't nothing better than a good old WV gal.

But I am biased.  :fuelfire:

I've heard about the hygiene department also, but I have never been to France, so I can't confirm it. I will ask my military buddies and see what they say about it.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2012, 10:53:47 PM »
The first wookie is a two for. She is also a yeti. Wookieyeti for short.
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2012, 11:19:39 AM »


France got the better end of that deal.

They sure did....and we still have that nasty old Wookie, Thanks Lincoln.


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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2012, 07:30:53 PM »
Stomach churning Spork Alert!!!!!!!!!!
































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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2012, 07:20:57 AM »
Dunno. I heard they are... well let's just say not too dilligent in the in the hygiene department. Like I said, I dunno. Personally, I think they ain't nothing better than a good old WV gal.

But I am biased.  :fuelfire:
But I bet she would clean up all fresh and nice smelling, on the other hand there isn't enough Lysol to cover the stench of the first wookie. I keep wondering how long it will take to make the White House liveable for Romney after we evict the thug occupying it.
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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2012, 07:44:41 AM »
But I bet she would clean up all fresh and nice smelling, on the other hand there isn't enough Lysol to cover the stench of the first wookie. I keep wondering how long it will take to make the White House liveable for Romney after we evict the thug occupying it.

Well the first thing they would have to do is take down all the Jay-Z poster hanging on the wall.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 08:17:55 AM »
What are these Socialists doing living in a palace? 

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2012, 08:23:23 AM »
Holly gawd, she is hoooooot! I bet she is good in bed. From what military friends of mine have said, French women are great lovers.

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being that she is a raging liberal/socialist that takes away any hotness she has in my opinion. 






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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2012, 08:24:19 AM »
Stomach churning Spork Alert!!!!!!!!!!

Well she can't be all that bad, looks like she is grossed out by the first wookie also




































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« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2012, 08:40:03 AM »
That picture is herp derp with an extra helping of hurr.
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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2012, 09:44:54 AM »
being that she is a raging liberal/socialist that takes away any hotness she has in my opinion. 

Yeah.  I don't think she's particularly hot in the first place, more like a 5 or 6.
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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2012, 10:59:03 AM »
Yeah.  I don't think she's particularly hot in the first place, more like a 5 or 6.

I am better looking than her, imo.   :fishing:






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« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2012, 11:03:51 AM »
I am better looking than her, imo.   :fishing:


     That woman is sort of tasty, which must make you extra-tasty. More pics would help, though.

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