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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2012, 11:24:25 AM »
The first wookie is a two for. She is also a yeti. Wookieyeti for short.

Careful - someone chastised me here months ago for referring to her as a wookie.  They said it was insulting to wookies.   :lmao:
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2012, 12:01:50 PM »
I am better looking than her, imo.   :fishing:

I've seen pictures of you.  Yes, you are better-looking than her--a lot better-looking. :-*
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2012, 12:09:17 PM »
I've seen pictures of you.  Yes, you are better-looking than her--a lot better-looking. :-*

Show me these pictures, please.
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2012, 01:11:30 PM »
Show me these pictures, please.

 :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:  gotta have facebook dude






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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2012, 01:21:18 PM »
I am better looking than her, imo.   :fishing:

Well yeah!
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2012, 01:23:00 PM »
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:  gotta have facebook dude

Umm . . . let's remember something here . . . !

Trust me, BFDU, she's Teh Hawt! :hitit: :naughty: :hyper:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2012, 01:39:12 PM »
Umm . . . let's remember something here . . . !

Trust me, BFDU, she's Teh Hawt! :hitit: :naughty: :hyper:

Can someone PM me a NAME? Looking for "Gina" on Facebook is like going to a NASCAR event and yelling "HEY RONNIE!"
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2012, 01:40:21 PM »
Seriously, who cares? But I'll tell you, since Marilyn was boinking Kennedy presidential mistresses have really gone downhill. In this country we've gone from blonde bombshell to chubby humidor.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2012, 01:41:52 PM »
Can someone PM me a NAME? Looking for "Gina" on Facebook is like going to a NASCAR event and yelling "HEY RONNIE!"
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2012, 01:45:39 PM »
Lollobrigida

    That was the hottest woman in the history of time, my friend.
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2012, 01:46:25 PM »

 blonde bombshell to chubby humidor.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2012, 01:48:49 PM »
Can someone PM me a NAME? Looking for "Gina" on Facebook is like going to a NASCAR event and yelling "HEY RONNIE!"

Nevermind - I sleuthed it, I found it.

Yes, Gina is a lovely woman.
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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2012, 02:13:42 PM »
Lollobrigida

That's who my mom named me after  :hyper:  for realz!






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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2012, 02:14:12 PM »
Nevermind - I sleuthed it, I found it.

Yes, Gina is a lovely woman.

 :naughty:  I have a brain too and I fire guns :panic:






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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2012, 02:24:01 PM »
:naughty:  I have a brain too and I fire guns :panic:

You're the whole package! :hitit: :hot: :2ndbase: O-)
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2012, 02:28:46 PM »
You're the whole package! :hitit: :hot: :2ndbase: O-)

I got your package  :naughty:






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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2012, 02:58:20 PM »
:naughty:  I have a brain too and I fire guns :panic:

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« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2012, 03:00:07 PM »
    Then pack your hope chest, woman, and I will be by directly.

Woot!   :panic:  a take charge man!






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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2012, 03:00:35 PM »
I got your package  :naughty:

 :picsneeded:

(you had to know SOMEONE was gonna say it  :-))
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« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2012, 03:02:26 PM »
:picsneeded:

(you had to know SOMEONE was gonna say it  :-))

It's on FB isn't that right Carlos?   :naughty:






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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2012, 06:11:19 PM »
Another thread jack (off)! And the DUmmies think we're prudes. Bet I have sex more than the average DUmmie.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2012, 07:21:25 PM »
Another thread jack (off)! And the DUmmies think we're prudes. Bet I have sex more than the average DUmmie.

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Re: We Have A First Wookie, France Has A First Skank - DUmmies Discuss
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2012, 07:35:35 PM »
Another thread jack (off)! And the DUmmies think we're prudes. Bet I have sex more than the average DUmmie.

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« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2012, 07:45:09 PM »
It's on FB isn't that right Carlos?   :naughty:

I heard that you posted bikini photos on the CC Facebook group so of course I rushed to join - apparently you took them down before I could see them!  :bawl:
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