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primitives notice traffic slows
« on: May 19, 2012, 07:19:29 AM »
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Anybody else notice how DU traffic slows on Friday and Saturday nights?

Like some of these people have things to do, places to go, lives to live?

And here we sit in our subterranean caves chomping' on our Cheetos.

I can't imagine being anywhere else, nor would I want to be. Sigh.

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1. Boy, is that ever true, my dear gateley!

I don't want to be anywhere else, either!

I have a perfectly lovely thread in the Lounge, and NO replies! Heck, hardly any views for that matter...

Nice to see you tonight, sweetie!

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3. Nice to see you, Peggy! I'll go check out your lovely thread in the Lounge.

Lord knows I'm not busy doing anything else!

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2. You got it. People with a life are elsewhere. But not us losers.

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4. Nah, we're not losers, we're keepers of the flame. Very Important Job.

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7. We keep the InterTubes flushed out so they still work come morning!

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5. Staying up late is kinda my specialty

I think the max I've ever stayed up is 3 days straight. Yeah DU does get pretty lonely around this time though but, hey there's other things I can do while browsing DU as well like maybe modding a PC game, playing cards, or sometimes a game of Scrabble on my computer is nice too.

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6. I have a full life. It's just online.

I'm sitting in a slum living room tastelessly appointed in a style I call "early cheap hotel." It would send an editor at House Beautiful into an early grave from apoplexy but it's comfortable enough.

^^the defrocked warped primitive, she with the face like Hindenberg's, who's been banned for life from nursing.

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8. Been happening since 2001. Some people actually have lifes.

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9. Gosh, that makes me wonder, am I a loser?

For being here at midnight on a Friday night?

And if so, when, if ever does that end? I mean I'm over 35 now. As I teenager I used to sneak out and get high on these nights, in my twenties I partied hard, in my late twenties early thirties it was more like cocktail parties, but now everybody has kids, is exausted, and we've all long ago drifted apart. But is there still something I am supposed to be doing on Friday nights other than drinking beer and screwing around online? Will there always be something I'm supposed to be doing? I mean, when I am 80, in the nursing home with my wife asleep in the other bed, posting here, will I be a loser in comparison to the other 80 year old guy is out by the player piano trying to hook up with some old lady?

^^a frank admission that the majority of primitives are pretty old, over 50.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 07:28:07 AM »
Isn't friday and saturday night when the primatives are out trying to score their next bag?  :???:
Maybe they just do that friday, and are too buzzed out saturday to even recognize a keyboard.  :???: :???:
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 07:52:11 AM »
The devout DUmmies have a cyber-sex-orgy on fri. and sat. nights.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 08:20:30 AM »
What?  People have better things to do on weekend nights than hang out online?   :panic:
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 08:32:24 AM »
^^a frank admission that the majority of primitives are pretty old, over 50.



Would probably go with them being part of the drug laden hippie craze of the late 60's.   :stoner:
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 10:41:37 AM »
Quote from: Skul on May 19, 2012, 07:28:07 AM
Isn't friday and saturday night when the primatives are out trying to score their next bag?  :???:
Maybe they just do that friday, and are too buzzed out saturday to even recognize a keyboard.  :???: :???:

Yeah, well you'd think Calpig would probably wise up that her thread doesn't have any replies (and probably very few views) because nobody wants to be ambushed with one of her pictures. 

I think most people here, and probably even at the DUmp would prefer to state intently at the back-end of a baboon than gaze up on a Calpig photograph of herself.

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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 19, 2012, 10:41:37 AM
Yeah, well you'd think Calpig would probably wise up that her thread doesn't have any replies (and probably very few views) because nobody wants to be ambushed with one of her pictures. 

I think most people here, and probably even at the DUmp would prefer to state intently at the back-end of a baboon than gaze up on a Calpig photograph of herself.

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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 10:56:50 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 19, 2012, 10:41:37 AM
Yeah, well you'd think Calpig would probably wise up that her thread doesn't have any replies (and probably very few views) because nobody wants to be ambushed with one of her pictures poems. 

I think most people here, and probably even at the DUmp would prefer to state intently at the back-end of a baboon than gaze up on a Calpig photograph of herself.
:-)

Wait a minute.
Is that a pic of Calpig taking her own picture in a mirror??  :rotf:
I can just hear the conversation with her significant other...
"Here, dearest significant other, take my picture."
"Oh hell no."
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 10:57:07 AM »
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 10:58:28 AM »
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 11:00:58 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 19, 2012, 10:57:07 AM

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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2012, 11:01:03 AM »
Quote from: Skul on May 19, 2012, 10:56:50 AM
:-)

Wait a minute.
Is that a pic of Calpig taking her own picture in a mirror??  :rotf:
I can just hear the conversation with her significant other...
"Here, dearest significant other, take my picture."
"Oh hell no."

I couldn't imagine anybody in their right mind wanting to snuggle up next to that man.  As I remember, almost all of her pictures are self-portraits.  I bet most of them are taken on the weekends; when most normal people are out their cuddling with their wives/husbands, Calpig in continuing on her crusade to break the lense on her Canon.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2012, 11:05:03 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 19, 2012, 11:01:03 AM
I couldn't imagine anybody in their right mind wanting to snuggle up next to that man.  As I remember, almost all of her pictures are self-portraits.  I bet most of them are taken on the weekends; when most normal people are out their cuddling with their wives/husbands, Calpig in continuing on her crusade to break the lense on her Canon.

And she's so incompetant that she can't do that. :banghead: ::) :whatever:
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2012, 02:13:57 AM »
Perhaps the truth dawns on a few poeple, such as Nappy Rags here:

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9. Gosh, that makes me wonder, am I a loser?

For being here at midnight on a Friday night?

And if so, when, if ever does that end? I mean I'm over 35 now. As I teenager I used to sneak out and get high on these nights, in my twenties I partied hard, in my late twenties early thirties it was more like cocktail parties, but now everybody has kids, is exausted, and we've all long ago drifted apart. But is there still something I am supposed to be doing on Friday nights other than drinking beer and screwing around online? Will there always be something I'm supposed to be doing? I mean, when I am 80, in the nursing home with my wife asleep in the other bed, posting here, will I be a loser in comparison to the other 80 year old guy is out by the player piano trying to hook up with some old lady?

Lessee....grow up on the guvmint's teat all your life, expect things to be given to you, then you whine, whine, whine all the way to the nursing home with your wife asleep in the other bed. Drinking beer and screwing online? You just admitted what DU is all about. Finally, if I'm 80, I'm still going strong; I don't expect to EVER sleep without my wife being in immediate "Hey, sweetie, wanna?" range. Only losers who don't give a damn about commitments and relationships settle down.

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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2012, 06:38:57 AM »
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9. Gosh, that makes me wonder, am I a loser?

For being here at midnight on a Friday night?

And if so, when, if ever does that end? I mean I'm over 35 now. As I teenager I used to sneak out and get high on these nights, in my twenties I partied hard, in my late twenties early thirties it was more like cocktail parties, but now everybody has kids, is exausted, and we've all long ago drifted apart. But is there still something I am supposed to be doing on Friday nights other than drinking beer and screwing around online? Will there always be something I'm supposed to be doing? I mean, when I am 80, in the nursing home with my wife asleep in the other bed, posting here, will I be a loser in comparison to the other 80 year old guy is out by the player piano trying to hook up with some old lady?

No need to wonder, DUmbshit. You are a big ol' loser.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2012, 08:47:39 AM »
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2012, 08:29:01 PM »
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And here we sit in our subterranean caves chomping' on our Cheetos.

I can't imagine being anywhere else, nor would I want to be. Sigh.

Wow!  Can't imagine being anywhere else.  Really??

Hey, I enjoy being online and goofing on the primitives as much as the next person.  But if given the option between hanging out here online with all of you or going out and going to a baseball game or to the movies or to dinner or for a walk around town, sorry fellow CCers but I'm out enjoying life.  No offense, you're fun people, but life is too short to sit all day in front of a computer screen.  I'm sure most of you feel the same way.

The primitives, OTOH, would rather "chomp on their Cheetos" and yap at DU.  I would be willing to bet the other primitives who were away from DU weren't out having real lives, they we still chomping on Cheetos while on other web sites.

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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2012, 08:35:10 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 19, 2012, 11:01:03 AM
I couldn't imagine anybody in their right mind wanting to snuggle up next to that man.  As I remember, almost all of her pictures are self-portraits.  I bet most of them are taken on the weekends; when most normal people are out their cuddling with their wives/husbands, Calpig in continuing on her crusade to break the lense on her Canon.

Who'd you rather:

Calpig or Nadin?
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2012, 08:36:44 PM »
At least Peggy doesn't look like she smells.  Maybe there's a reason why nadin always sits twenty feet away from everyone else.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2012, 08:37:01 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 20, 2012, 08:35:10 PM
Who'd you rather:

Calpig or Nadin?

I won't answer that question even with a gun at my head.
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Re: Re: Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2012, 08:45:36 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 20, 2012, 08:37:01 PM
I won't answer that question even with a gun at my head.

I'll take death.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2012, 09:06:14 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 20, 2012, 08:36:44 PM
At least Peggy doesn't look like she smells.  Maybe there's a reason why nadin always sits twenty feet away from everyone else.

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2012, 09:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 20, 2012, 08:35:10 PM
Who'd you rather:

Calpig or Nadin?

stevenumbers dreams of a menage a trois.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2012, 10:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 19, 2012, 08:20:30 AM
What?  People have better things to do on weekend nights than hang out online?   :panic:

I have heard stories about such things but I have a feeling it was made up by comic book writers.
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Re: primitives notice traffic slows
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2012, 11:18:15 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 20, 2012, 09:18:25 PM
stevenumbers dreams of a menage a trois.
Throw Cindy Sheehan into the mix.
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