I'm sorry you had to go through that harrowing experience, SSB. This is why we inherently distrust big labyrinthine government. And the DUmbasses wonder why? Imagine these people in charge of your life and death circumstances with healthcare!
Citizen, "Hello, is the government healthcare office."
Government Healthcare worker, "Yes sir. How may I help you?"
Citizen, "I just did something stupid and I need to go to the emergency room."
Government Healthcare worker, "What stupid thing have you done?"
Citizen, "I ran over my foot with the lawn mower and cut it off."
Government Healthcare worker, "Well, sir you'll need to file a form 2918C Express Care request with the Express Care Department of Obamacare. Have a nice day."
Citizen, "WAIT! WHAT? WHAT? HELLO! HELLO!....anybody there?"
Government Healthcare worker, "Hello and welcome to the Obamacare Express Care department. How may I help you?"
Citizen, "I Did something stupid and I nee.........."
Government Healthcare worker, "Please hold sir while I transfer to you to the I Did Something Stupid Department of Obamacare."
Government Healthcare worker, "Hello. This is the computer automated answering service of the I Did Something Stupid Department of Obamacare. Your call is very important to us but we are very busy at the moment and can not take your call. Please stay on the line. If you would like, you may select the type music you would like to hear while holding by selecting one of the following. If you like soul, push 1 now. If you like rap, push 2 now. If you like gospel, push 3 now. If you like jazz, push 4 now. If you like blues, push 5 now. If you are not dead yet, push 0 and the operator will disconnect you so you can dial us again."
Government worker, "Hello."
Citizens wife, "Hello, is this the deceased benefits department of Social Security?"
Government worker, "Yes it is. Are you or someone in your family deceased?"