Obama's "Julia" getting a re-boot on twitter

[Splashdown]

Check out #Julia on twitter when you get a chance.

"Julia" is a fictional woman used by the Obama campaign to show how the president's policies help women throughout their life.

[obumazombie]

So owebuma "helps" women throughout their life. Hmmm.

[Linda]

Damn I missed out on his help...got here all by my lonesome.....

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

DU thinks it is brilliant: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002640031

Meanwhile, in the real world:

10.NateDogg614 on 3/03/12 at 11:32 am
OK, I guess someone should say it…..

Out of ALL OF THE POSSIBLE FEMALE NAMES they could have chosen, they HAD to go with the name of the main female character from Orwell’s 1984.

http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/another-obama-composite-character-romney-now-attacking-fictional-3-year-old-children-or-something/

And from hotair.com:

Let’s present a more realistic view of Julia’s life:
•3 years old – Julia gets a new-and-improved Head Start, which a new HHS study shows won’t do anything for her anyway.

•17 years old – Race to the Top improves Julia’s SAT scores.  Is there any evidence at all to support that argument?  Even so, she’s down the list from all of the home-schooled children and the charter- and private-school students who actually got an education rather than an NEA indoctrination.  However, thanks to the NEA indoctrination, Julia is now better prepared for a life on the government dole.

•18 years old – Julia’s family qualifies for a $10,000 tuition tax credit spread out over four years, while Obama’s student-loan subsidies drive tuition costs up even faster.

•22 years old – Julia undergoes surgery, which has to be funded by her parents’ employers despite Julia being an adult, and which will be most likely delayed as providers decline in number thanks to the economics of ObamaCare.

•23 years old — Thanks to the Lily Ledbetter Act, trial attorneys get rich by filing lawsuits against employers that otherwise wouldn’t have been brought, leaving fewer resources to hire Julia.  No college job for our intrepid Julia!

•25 years old – Julia finally gets her 4-year degree in seven years, thanks to the inability to handle the tuition bubble and the lack of work.  However, the good news is that the $200,000 in student loans will only hang over her head for 20 years, while taxpayers like Julia end up paying for the costs of default.

•27 years old – Julia wants to have sex for the first time in her life, apparently, and is looking for contraception.  Her employer would provide it for free thanks to the ObamaCare HHS mandate … if she could only find a job.

•31 years old – Julia gets pregnant, which tells you all you need to know about free contraception.  Oddly, Julia hasn’t gotten married first, probably because the economy is so poor by this time with the huge entitlement debt crisis breaking that no one can conceive of putting a home together.  Fortunately, ObamaCare makes pregnancy possible, because until Obama took office, no one ever got pregnant, since government support and approval for it didn’t exist.

•37 years old – Julia’s son Zachary, named after his sperm donor, starts school.  Head Start has long since disappeared, apparently, but Race to the Top still exists.  Must be a marathon.

•42 years old – Julia starts a business with an SBA loan, which also apparently never existed before Obama took office.  Her student loans are just three years away from defaulting onto the backs to taxpayers, so that’s good news.

•65 years old – My, how time flies!  (Do women do nothing of value between 42 and 65?) Julia enrolls in Medicare, which ceased to exist decades earlier, thanks to the fact that Obama and Tim Geithner didn’t have a plan to address the debt crisis — all they knew was they didn’t like anyone else’s plan.  You can get the cards at Spencer’s as a gag gift.

•67 years old – Julia retires, since the entitlement collapse wiped out her business and the rest of the American economy.  The timeline stops here, which suggests that the IPAB probably denied her care, as she was nothing but a drain on society by this time, and the few resources they have left had to be used to pay for face lifts for members of Congress.

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/03/the-cradle-to-grave-government-supported-existence-of-julia/

That sound you just heard was 5 percentage points surging towards Rmoney.

[Karin]

Head Start, which a new HHS study shows won’t do anything for her anyway.

Wasn't it that little factoid that caused Bob Beckel to drop the F bomb on live TV?

[Kyle Ricky]

That can't find a real woman who benefited from them, so they have to make one up. Typical.

[NHSparky]

Sounds like Julia is as real as the women Obama dated.

[obumazombie]

That can't find a real woman who benefited from them, so they have to make one up. Typical.

"Benefitted", libspeak code for vote confirmed bought.

[BigTex]

I cant see why women vote democrat when this is how the dems look at them as helpless without government support

[obumazombie]

I cant see why women vote democrat when this is how the dems look at them as helpless without government support

Big Tex, have you formally introduced yourself to the forum ?

[TVDOC]

Big Tex, have you formally introduced yourself to the forum ?

Yes he has......

doc

[Billy_Bob]

DU thinks it is brilliant: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002640031

Meanwhile, in the real world:

http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/another-obama-composite-character-romney-now-attacking-fictional-3-year-old-children-or-something/

And from hotair.com:

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/03/the-cradle-to-grave-government-supported-existence-of-julia/

That sound you just heard was 5 percentage points surging towards Rmoney.

Brilliant??

They just exposed cradle to grave socialism...

They forget to tell people there jobs will be forced and the government will select them.

In Obama's "jobless" recovery the only thing that is happening is the perpetuation of the welfare state.

Add in Obama's EO's and were set up (ducks in a row) for totalitarian take over with Obama and dumbocrats at the helm.'

Good GOD people cant we see our very freedoms being snatched from under us?



And to think we can see the welfare hand out state and how they reacted in Greece and the UK.. The dam fools voted them back in because they want "their freebies" and want someone else to pay for them... leaches....

[obumazombie]

They're just giving the libs what they want.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I heard two Obamite lib female units and a Conservative woman discussing this on Fox News this morning, one of the Libs was touting how Julia had a 'professional field' as a web designer (Her career in this balderdash tale), which made me laugh.  Calling 'web design' a real profession is like claiming you're a CPA because you can balance your checkbook correctly 10 times out of 12, or calling yourself a Cordon Bleu chef because you can more or less follow a cookbook to make an edible chicken cordon bleu. 

It's one of the most bullshit things you can say.  People who are real 'Professionals' in the sense of having some actual relevant degree path and some sort of credentials who do web design are generally possessed of the chops to call themselves "Software engineers," "Computer scientists" etc. instead, and do that to separate themselves from the rabble.  Yeah, there are a few people with Madd Skillz doing web design who have no credentials of any sort and do great work, but for every one of them there are 99 chimps with cookbooks who are about as much real professionals as the illegal day laborers hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot are.