Well since this jerk would work to get me prosecuted for protecting my pets I would double down and send this DUmmy to the hospital with the ass kicking of his life. If I'm going to jail for stupid liberal policy then I might as well beat the living shit out of a stupid liberal trying to get me busted via stupid liberal policy.

---------Yup, and also this reminds me of a Dick VAN Dike episode from the past.
Richie, his 8 year old son was being attacked by a cat bird I believe every time he left the house.
Across the river in Maine there is Turkey Trouble, Toms I believe that refuse to let people out of their house and even trapped a cop in his cruiser. Residence can't just shoot the sucker due to fire arm ordnance etc.
Geese, ganders are better watch dogs then real dogs and as scary as a charging pit bull. Had a time or two as a kid being attacked and they are faster then my little legs were.
Those Canadian geese are nasty buggers, they come in big group's and can destroy your yard in just a few days, I gave Mom a small air horn to toot at them, seemed to work very well.
Air horns work great on other varmints also, they run off skunks, possems, raccoons, fox and deer in the garden. I refuse to kill anything I do not intend to eat or skin, the air horn is a good way to get rid of unwanted critters bloodlessly.
I would take the fall for violating a noise ordinance before I would face a felony fire arms charge.