I lost my corner office one time. A new account manager relocated to our area to accommodate his wife's new job, and he would be working out of our office from now on. Since he was an account manager and needed a "nice" office in which to have clients in, he got my corner office since we lowly Business Analysts were lower on the totem pole. He was a real ass about it, busting in my still current office while I was in the middle of a conference call, so he could measure space for his credenza. Didn't knock or anything. Didn't wave hello or mouth an apology for his rudeness.
So...I moved to my smaller office, which was fine. But not before crumbling a cookie in the corners and along the baseboard of the office before I left it.
I was soooo sympathetic as he told me about how awful it was to come in every morning to find ants marching across his keyboard.
