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The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« on: April 10, 2012, 06:43:01 PM »
Nothing else to say about this one.  :whistling:

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002544170

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"Male congressmen now being inundated with handmade vaginas" <--- actual headline

In the latest brilliant counterstrike against the GOP's Vag Offensive, The Snatchel Project is encouraging craftswomen to send their congressmen knit and crocheted bags, pouches and decorations in the shape of their favorite ladyparts. Nothing scares a gynophobic congressman like when they open a box and discover what they think is a constituent's lovely knit hat or scarf, only to pick it up and realize they've touched their hands upon the filthy, evil uterus they've been fighting so hard to destroy. The site includes patterns and links to teach you how to use your knitting needles to make your own womb (while knitting needles are still used for just knitting).

The rest: http://www.happyplace.com/14939/male-congressmen-now-being-inundated-with-knit-and-crocheted-vaginas




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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 06:51:01 PM »
Nothing else to say about this one.  :whistling:
Juvenile?
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 06:52:50 PM »
Juvenile?

It's too squicky to be just juvenile.  It's sort of like folk art porno or something.  I can't think of a word for it.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 06:56:00 PM »
Think of the staffers that are going to open these packages, and they're going to find a representation of DUmp males . . .
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 07:00:02 PM »
So we're supposed to be scared of women this week? Or at least scared of female body parts? And view said parts as filthy and evil?

Whoever is in charge of sending this info out needs to recheck my contact info, I'm still enjoying going by last week's memo to view women as sex objects.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 07:17:07 PM »
Maybe they can knit little fetuses and then stab them with the needles.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2012, 07:23:42 PM »
Think of the staffers that are going to open these packages, and they're going to find a representation of DUmp males . . .

Males?  LOL!

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2012, 07:26:03 PM »
This is about as intelligent as sending canned peaches to Nancy Pelosi.

BTW, I love canned peaches.  You DUmmies can send them to me.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2012, 07:30:00 PM »
Well, looks like the infamous "blue waffle" to me.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2012, 07:57:43 PM »
..And if this protest was set against a Democrat, it would be dismissed as a sexist attack by rethugs who are objectifying women's body parts and using natural features as insults.

-But since its against the GOP -- HELL YEAH !!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2012, 08:09:43 PM »
..And if this protest was set against a Democrat, it would be dismissed as a sexist attack by rethugs who are objectifying women's body parts and using natural features as insults.

-But since its against the GOP -- HELL YEAH !!!!!

That's exactly right.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2012, 08:13:14 PM »
It's too squicky to be just juvenile.  It's sort of like folk art porno or something.  I can't think of a word for it.


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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2012, 08:28:12 PM »
In 0bama's bizarro world, today he went on the offensive (again) that republicans have a war on women, stumps Buffets rule (while Buffet got slammed with a huge delinquent law suit today) that will only bring in $4B if nobody changes their actions, and ramrodded through $1.5B to the muslim brotherhood that wants ALL women to have clitorectomies (SP?) and put women back to the 7th century.......takes deep breath in.....and the MSM tells us that a super slanted poll puts 0bama up with women 53/38.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2012, 11:45:27 PM »
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2012, 11:55:47 PM »
So what happens in cases such as when the Congressman I'm interning for happens to have been an obstetrician? How's that gonna work out, DUmmies?
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 01:11:25 AM »
It's too squicky to be just juvenile.  It's sort of like folk art porno or something.  I can't think of a word for it.

The word is Etsy.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 08:25:19 AM »
So what happens in cases such as when the Congressman I'm interning for happens to have been an obstetrician?
You got a job working for Ron Paul, didn't you?

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 09:07:57 AM »
Somebody get the Surgeon General on the line, this is an emergency!  No less a source than
William Rivers Pitt, noted writer and renowned expert on female genitalia of all ages, has discovered that the uterus and the labia are the same thing!!!
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 09:22:48 AM »
You got a job working for Ron Paul, didn't you?

Figures.

I'd sooner go to work for Nancy Pelosi...
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2012, 10:14:44 AM »
Somebody get the Surgeon General on the line, this is an emergency!  No less a source than
William Rivers Pitt, noted writer and renowned expert on female genitalia of all ages, has discovered that the uterus and the labia are the same thing!!!

How interesting that a couple of States have now made it legal to breast feed in public.

OH SHIT, now woman Will now be allowed to give nourishment to keep there baby's alive.  Yippee, no more worry about bottle fed formula with poisons in them coming from China.

Everyone knows a woman's breast is for the enjoyment of males,  to look at and fondle.  The human breast on a man and woman is suppose to be the same.  Just sex stimulate and nothing else.

So woman who feed their children the same way as other mammals are now discusting.    generations ago before the baby bottle was invented there was no other way.    

Confounds me why feeding a baby was ever made illegal unless the manufactures of baby bottles lobbied to pass the law.  We have found that introducing bottles and formulae to 3'd world country's because of sanitary conditions to clean these bottles lead to an up rise in infant deaths.

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We had a case were a woman in a city park was order out of the park as some one complained she was breast feeding a hungry baby.  She had a blanket over her boob and baby but someone got all righteous and yelled for the cops.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2012, 10:24:03 AM »
Apparently these knitters don't work and have time to sit around knitting stooopid shit.  They could be knitting little hats for preemie babies at the NICU or blankets for them but no, they are knitting stuff that will go right into the garbage.  Talk about wasting talent. 

I have had 3 NICU babies and each had a knitted little blanket and hat by a caring volunteer.  I treasure those gifts because they show just how small my little one's were. 

I am appalled that these people waste yarn and time and aren't working.






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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2012, 10:30:09 AM »
The word is Etsy.
That's exactly what it is!

They probably have a whole category for knitted body parts.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2012, 10:42:08 AM »
Elspeth, what a great word, "squicky."

A couple weeks ago, they were showcasing hand-knitted uteruses to send to Congressmen.  I was running late, so didn't row it over.  They looked like a stuffed octupus toy, which had had 6 of its legs cut off.  So you have a stuffed ball, with two flappy arms sticking out of it.  Stupidest thing I've ever seen.  

And, yes I caught that too:

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realize they've touched their hands upon the filthy, evil uterus they've been fighting so hard to destroy.

Will, you're such a retard in so many ways.  That's not a uterus.  Were you locked out of the bedroom on your wedding night?  Don't know all the parts?  Go ask your mom. 
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2012, 10:43:20 AM »
Apparently these knitters don't work and have time to sit around knitting stooopid shit.  They could be knitting little hats for preemie babies at the NICU or blankets for them but no, they are knitting stuff that will go right into the garbage.  Talk about wasting talent. 

I have had 3 NICU babies and each had a knitted little blanket and hat by a caring volunteer.  I treasure those gifts because they show just how small my little one's were. 

I am appalled that these people waste yarn and time and aren't working.

Agree Gina, and lap blankets for the residences in nursing homes and hats for the kids with parents in homeless shelters that the parents brought them to as they have Problems with Drugs or Drinking. [ some kids are not lucky and go to homeless shelters, they live in abandoned cars and give a new meaning to Camping out.]