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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2012, 10:47:37 AM »
Vesta, why did you make a breastfeeding post on a thread about knitted vulvas?  Doesn't that belong in The Spa?  This is the DUmpster, where we make fun of DUmmies.  You even quote someone, then it's apropos of nothing. 

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2012, 10:54:56 AM »
Vesta, why did you make a breastfeeding post on a thread about knitted vulvas?  Doesn't that belong in The Spa?  This is the DUmpster, where we make fun of DUmmies.  You even quote someone, then it's apropos of nothing. 


You just divided by zero.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2012, 11:05:37 AM »
Elspeth, what a great word, "squicky."
The only other person I've noticed using it is the catbox squatter.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2012, 11:11:55 AM »
Vesta, why did you make a breastfeeding post on a thread about knitted vulvas?  Doesn't that belong in The Spa?  This is the DUmpster, where we make fun of DUmmies.  You even quote someone, then it's apropos of nothing. 


Sorry but a womans parts are more then the vulvas, and buttocks.  Camel toes are fun to watch out for as are the thongs in public.
 However when a mother can be arrested for using her breast to to feed a child, the usage God made for the female breast,  and people object to this this I cry foul, and whats the matter with you.






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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2012, 11:14:04 AM »
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2012, 11:14:36 AM »
Sorry but a womans parts are more then the vulvas, and buttocks.  Camel toes are fun to watch out for as are the thongs in public.
 However when a mother can be arrested for using her breast to to feed a child, the usage God made for the female breast,  and people object to this this I cry foul, and whats the matter with you.

...but moose knuckles are just gross.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2012, 11:22:34 AM »
The only other person I've noticed using it is the catbox squatter.

 :ohmy:

Maybe the catbox squatter's "mole" has outed itself . . .  :whistling:
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2012, 01:10:38 PM »
This is about as intelligent as sending canned peaches to Nancy Pelosi.

BTW, I love canned peaches.  You DUmmies can send them to me.

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2012, 01:21:59 PM »
#DIV/0!

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2012, 03:31:20 PM »
Elspeth, what a great word, "squicky."

I was trying to think of the right word.  Someone liked my "folk-art porno" term.  I looked up Etsy (never heard of it) and think that person might be on to something:




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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2012, 07:32:49 PM »
Remember when Dubya first took office and ignorant, stupid Democrat woman shaved their "bushes" and mailed those into Bush?

I really don't believe this story because there is some actual work involved. Those vaginas didn't knit themselves.

If this is real, they are using slave labor in China.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2012, 07:52:06 PM »
The Pittster's not too familiar with female anatomy, is he?

It makes you wonder whether his tattooed bride serves as a beard, to prevent a sickened DUmmy Raven from turning off the money spigot.

And, come to think of it, those middle school children who led to his banishment from teaching were never specifically identifed as girls, were they?

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« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2012, 07:56:36 PM »

And, come to think of it, those middle school children who led to his banishment from teaching were never specifically identifed as girls, were they?

Another DU story I don't know!

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2012, 07:15:46 AM »
Remember when Dubya first took office and ignorant, stupid Democrat woman shaved their "bushes" and mailed those into Bush?

I really don't believe this story because there is some actual work involved. Those vaginas didn't knit themselves.

If this is real, they are using slave labor in China.

Are you serious?  Now we know where all the dicks went for the libby men  :lmao:  damn eunichs






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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2012, 12:21:43 PM »
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In the latest brilliant counterstrike against the GOP's Vag Offensive, The Snatchel Project is encouraging craftswomen to send their congressmen knit and crocheted bags, pouches and decorations in the shape of their favorite ladyparts.


"Infantile" comes to mind.

I'll give it to the Drunkard, he brought forward a PERFECT example of Libtard stupidity. The truly funny part? They actually think these kinds of "actions" will "change" things.   :rofl:


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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2012, 12:44:25 PM »
Never seen a brown clitoris. You DUmmies might need to get that shit checked out.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2012, 12:49:47 PM »
Never seen a brown clitoris. You DUmmies might need to get that shit checked out.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2012, 12:51:29 PM »
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2012, 03:15:53 PM »
Never seen a brown clitoris. You DUmmies might need to get that shit checked out.

Maybe we're looking at the wrong end, and that's a Klingon.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2012, 03:38:27 PM »
Maybe we're looking at the wrong end, and that's a Klingon.

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2012, 03:51:06 PM »
I really tried to stay the dickens out of this thread. Really, I did.
One thing just kept coming to mind...
I would emagine the knitted variety to be somewhat warmer that the ones that regressive liberal wymin were born with. :whistling:
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2012, 04:07:54 PM »
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2012, 04:52:55 PM »
Are you serious?  Now we know where all the dicks went for the libby men  :lmao:  damn eunichs
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SCRAP BUSH! Call to women's action! Women's shaving protest!

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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2012, 06:24:01 PM »
And it's not like the mail is checked six ways of Sunday or anything.  More lame then OmahaSteves campaign for city council and that's saying a lot.
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Re: The Boston Drunkard writes about knitted vaginas
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2012, 11:14:41 PM »
And it's not like the mail is checked six ways of Sunday or anything.  More lame then OmahaSteves campaign for city council and that's saying a lot.
Now you've gone and done it.

The big, sweaty guy is already figuring how to work this into his campaign strategy, along with "Free Mumia", "Corrupt Cops", and refusing to discuss the consitution, the influence of public unions, family values, or any other issue of local interest.

He's probably asked the dour, sour Marta to take part (shudder).