2nd and 5? No way. After that insert he is 2nd and 15 and his QB just sustained a career ending injury.
No, the big guy advanced five yards, to his own 25-yard-line, with that big strength-draining effort of getting those inserts at the printer's, and then taking them to the newspaper.
I was hoping to get the big guy penalized ten yards, thinking perhaps the advertisements weren't union-printed, but they were, so no foul. His five-yard gain, getting them done and getting them out.
That's where it's at right now, with the current score being the big guy 0,
www.electstevedawes.com 7, with twelve minutes to go in the first quarter.
There's some locker-room problems, though. I'm not sure exactly what they are, since they're going on in the big guy's own locker-room, but I suspect this is what's happened:
The Sarpy County Democrats, most notably Charlene or Charlotte or whatever her name is, kindly agreed to advise and counsel the big guy on his campaign. That's part of her job (part-time), and apparently she does okay doing it. If she's not sure of something, she has access to local, county, and state professional Democrats for answers and solutions.
Maybe a few professional Democrats then advised and counseled the big guy--probably the same advice and counsel franksolich had given him many moons ago--but then the big guy figured no, he knows better than they do, and disregarded all of this well-meant advice and counsel.
After which Charlene and the professional Democrats gave up on him as a hopeless cause.
So Charlotte's out as coach, and it appears nadin's in.
It's going to be an interesting football game.