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Offline beefeater

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One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« on: March 28, 2012, 01:36:04 PM »
So I figured why not, lets see what it's all about. This was in my DU Mail inbox when I got finished.

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AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service
*snip identifying details*

REASON FOR ALERT:
*snip identifying details*

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:
*snip identifying details*

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post.
*snip identifying details*

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

I went into DUmmy mode and guessed at the right vote, and we let the comment stand by a 4 to 2 margin.

The whole process was surreal, it felt like passing notes in class back in Jr. high. The place has become even more of a joke than ever.

What's nice though, you lurking DUmmies, is that now moles can now sit in judgment of you on your own little web site.

How does that feel?

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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 01:39:10 PM »
I was nominated for host on 2 separate boards.

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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 01:39:28 PM »
Possibly a little TMI there, assuming you were telling the truth on the count, but thanks for your good work!

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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2012, 01:43:14 PM »
Quote from: beefeater on March 28, 2012, 01:36:04 PM
So I figured why not, lets see what it's all about. This was in my DU Mail inbox when I got finished.

I went into DUmmy mode and guessed at the right vote, and we let the comment stand by a 4 to 2 margin.

The whole process was surreal, it felt like passing notes in class back in Jr. high. The place has become even more of a joke than ever.

What's nice though, you lurking DUmmies, is that now moles can now sit in judgment of you on your own little web site.

How does that feel?



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That'll put their panties in a wad!!! Now they'll try and guess who has infiltrated their little pity party!!!

Pretty certain we have our own moles, but guess what DUmb****s, we don't give a shit!! Have at it! We luv to see you post about the "site which cannot be named"! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 01:57:25 PM »
You're right, it is like Jr. High.  Dopey kids talking about other dopey kids behind their backs.  Conspiring in a cliquish manner who get approval and who does not. 
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2012, 02:32:44 PM »
They don't see the irony in this  They claim to be for free speech, unless you have what they consider the "wrong speech".  Then they want to shut you up.

I honestly don't understand why anyone would want to hide a post. If the person is a habitual PITA, ban them or humiliate them in public by bringing their posts out in the open for all to see.  If it is offensive, let the members voice their grievances by responding to the OP.  The responses should tell lurkers and the members that the poster is an ass. By hiding posts it just shows the DU/left as the fascists that they are.
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2012, 03:47:13 PM »
Statistically, the average DUmp jury has two moles.

Even the MIR liquidation squad is shot through with moles.

Skimmer has turned DUmp administration over to "malicious intruders"!

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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 04:25:36 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 28, 2012, 01:39:28 PM
Possibly a little TMI there, assuming you were telling the truth on the count.....

Uh huh.

Be careful, folks.

Moles are valuable.
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 05:18:32 PM »
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2012, 05:21:32 PM »
What mole? :???:
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2012, 05:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 28, 2012, 05:21:32 PM
What mole? :???:

Uh, what's a mole? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2012, 06:19:26 PM »
I haven't had an opportunity to serve on a jury yet but I do so enjoy keeping some of the more idiotic stuff on the front page as long as I can.

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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2012, 06:33:38 PM »
I've done one jury but what I am waiting for is an invite to the next cross burning and lynching.   :fuelfire:
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2012, 06:46:32 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on March 28, 2012, 06:33:38 PM
I've done one jury but what I am waiting for is an invite to the next cross burning and lynching.   :fuelfire:


As soon as I come across the opportunity, I'll make sure ya get an invite, Zeit!
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 07:15:11 PM »
My mole was asked to serve on a jury, but I declined. Surprised me since I have less than 50 posts. I need to work on that.
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2012, 07:32:21 PM »
One of my many moles has served on two juries. 

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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2012, 07:45:23 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on March 28, 2012, 07:32:21 PM
One of my many moles has served on two juries. 
It is a civic duty.

No mole has ever turned down a chance to serve, as so many actual DUmbasses have.
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Re: One of my minor moles participated on a DUmp jury the other night
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2012, 08:09:42 PM »
Speakin' for myself, I've never turned down a chance to needle the shit outa them, "legally" as you might say!
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