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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2012, 09:56:24 PM »
Why did God create franksolich? Because Chuck Norris needs someone to fear, too.
I don't know how he does it.

First there was the well-deserved and documented demise of the Round Red Sodomite.

Then hippywife Monica disappeared shortly after coach was spotted peering from behind trees near her home.

Then the socialist deadbeat Wileynumbers shuffled off to Hades, just as he prepared to sail his homemade ark from Tennessee to the Pacific Coast.

God only knows how many other DUmpmonkeys have taken up residence in Hell, their absences having not been mourned or even noticed.

I would not want to be a DUmmy on the wrong side of coach.

And they're all on his wrong side.

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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2012, 10:07:21 PM »
Whom franksolich would destroy he first drives mad enough to become a DUmmie.
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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2012, 10:12:42 PM »
I don't know how he does it.

First there was the well-deserved and documented demise of the Round Red Sodomite.

Then hippywife Monica disappeared shortly after coach was spotted peering from behind trees near her home.

Then the socialist deadbeat Wileynumbers shuffled off to Hades, just as he prepared to sail his homemade ark from Tennessee to the Pacific Coast.

God only knows how many other DUmpmonkeys have taken up residence in Hell, their absences having not been mourned or even noticed.

I would not want to be a DUmmy on the wrong side of coach.

And they're all on his wrong side.

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Re: Re: Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2012, 10:14:03 PM »
I don't know how he does it.

First there was the well-deserved and documented demise of the Round Red Sodomite.

Then hippywife Monica disappeared shortly after coach was spotted peering from behind trees near her home.

Then the socialist deadbeat Wileynumbers shuffled off to Hades, just as he prepared to sail his homemade ark from Tennessee to the Pacific Coast.

God only knows how many other DUmpmonkeys have taken up residence in Hell, their absences having not been mourned or even noticed.

I would not want to be a DUmmy on the wrong side of coach.

And they're all on his wrong side.

Didn't Redstone also pass on???
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Re: Re: Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2012, 10:28:36 PM »
Didn't Redstone also pass on???
By George, he did. And his timely passing was every bit as unexplained, unexpected, and unlamented as when his fellow DUmmies assumed room temperature.

Actually, in DUmmy Redstone's case, had his autopsy report been posted at the DUmp I'm sure it would have looked like an abridged copy of the Physicians' Desk Reference. DUmmy Redstone was little more than an articulate version of the DUmp's drug abuser par excellence, Taverner.

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Re: Re: Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2012, 10:37:13 PM »
Didn't Redstone also pass on???

Yes, on one of those days when franksolich was off the grid.

If 24 hours pass and franksolich has not posted on CC, a DUmmy somewhere has earned his/her wings. Black, leathery wings.

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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2012, 10:46:34 PM »
Just wait until the IPAB is deciding who gets what care and when.  And God rest your mother's soul, she deserved to rest in peace, not to be used as a political metaphor.  You miserable, ungrateful bitch. 
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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2012, 11:23:35 PM »
So your mother fell and was afraid to get help because of FOX News? That's just crazy. And if she did refuse why didn't you do the right thing and call 911 and have her taken to the hospital? If she's over 65 she has Medicare & a supplement or Medicare Advantage. There's no reason to think your mother would sit there and die! I have never seen any show on FOX, even the ones that are political shows that don't have someone from the right or the left, pro vs. con, prosecutor & defense lawyer.

How dare you spit on your dead mother's grave by telling the world she was too stupid to understand an insurance (Medicare) that she's probably had for years. A program that any pharmacist is happy to explain and help choose the right policy, senior centers, even medical receptionists have some knowledge. Or from a family member. My grandmother is 93. She watches FOX as well as her local news and I make sure she understands her options, what her insurance covers. I've spent hours online researching and talking to her to make sure she understands her different policy options she.

YOU let your mother down. YOU could have helped her understand her Medicare options like other families do. It can be a confusing maze. Instead of blaming a television station why don't you look at your indifference. YOU could have prevented this. If nothing else YOU could have MADE her go to the hospital. It's almost like you wanted her to die so you could tell your little story.

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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2012, 08:42:07 AM »
The death panel is very real.  It's called the IPAB.  DUmmies, look it up.  It will apply to you and yours.  Soon, I hope.  A faceless, nameless bureaucrat will decide if you're worthy enough for those drugs you love.  If you get pissed off, I guess you can always ask "does Stalin know about this?" 


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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2012, 09:00:25 AM »
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FOX News Killed My Mother

Oh, noes!!!!  Somebody call obama!!!!!



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No, they didn't, you lying sack of shit.
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Re: Re: Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2012, 11:36:17 AM »
Didn't Redstone also pass on???

Really! Redstone is gone? yea that's a shame.  More importantly its 70 here and the Crocus are blooming.

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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2012, 11:49:56 AM »
I think his mother died of the mortal humiliation of having such a self-serving, pandering moron for a son.
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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2012, 11:58:43 AM »
What does coach fear.........that pride of cats he has.

Naw, he's the leader of the pride! He can sick 'em on any DUmmie that shows up on the porch!!

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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2012, 12:05:58 PM »
So your mother fell and was afraid to get help because of FOX News? That's just crazy. And if she did refuse why didn't you do the right thing and call 911 and have her taken to the hospital? If she's over 65 she has Medicare & a supplement or Medicare Advantage. There's no reason to think your mother would sit there and die! I have never seen any show on FOX, even the ones that are political shows that don't have someone from the right or the left, pro vs. con, prosecutor & defense lawyer.

How dare you spit on your dead mother's grave by telling the world she was too stupid to understand an insurance (Medicare) that she's probably had for years. A program that any pharmacist is happy to explain and help choose the right policy, senior centers, even medical receptionists have some knowledge. Or from a family member. My grandmother is 93. She watches FOX as well as her local news and I make sure she understands her options, what her insurance covers. I've spent hours online researching and talking to her to make sure she understands her different policy options she.

YOU let your mother down. YOU could have helped her understand her Medicare options like other families do. It can be a confusing maze. Instead of blaming a television station why don't you look at your indifference. YOU could have prevented this. If nothing else YOU could have MADE her go to the hospital. It's almost like you wanted her to die so you could tell your little story.

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Re: Re: Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2012, 02:13:54 PM »
By George Frank, he did.

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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2012, 07:23:38 PM »
Wow, I just read this: Author: Obama Accuses Fox News of Calling Him Muslim

Seems 0bama and the DUmmie share the same irrational, non-reality based hates.
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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2012, 08:24:45 PM »
Wow, I just read this: Author: Obama Accuses Fox News of Calling Him Muslim

Seems 0bama and the DUmmie share the same irrational, non-reality based hates.
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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2012, 06:56:18 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w[/youtube]

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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2012, 12:27:39 AM »
This miserable scrunt of a daughter actually got her story linked at Crooks & Liars, then Fark picked it up.  http://www.fark.com/comments/7005373/Old-woman-hurts-herself-in-a-fall-Refuses-treatment-because-I-dont-want-Obamacare-to-get-all-of-my-information-I-dont-want-any-of-my-money-going-to-Muslim-Brotherhood-Guess-what-happened-to-her
My parents are 79 & 80, and I would never, ever, ever use them as a political prop.  Shame on you.  You honestly disgust me.
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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2012, 05:17:15 AM »
Fox News DID NOT KILL your mother!

It says so at http://www.electstevedawes.com/

If you can't believe http://www.electstevedawes.com/, what can you believe?
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Re: FOX News Killed My Mother
« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2012, 09:07:23 AM »
It must have been the story
"Steve Dawes sees a ghost - cries over it"
that proves he didn't kill the mother.
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