I blame the "Commander And Chief"* 0bama for all of this.
*Quote from world's most smartest man in the history of the universe.
This reminds me of a joke.
A boyscout with a backpack,
and the world's smartest man,
Get on to a small airplane,
The boyscout gets to sit by the pilot,
and hangs his backpack from the seatback
Halfway through the flight,
The pilot tells his two passengers,
I have good news, and bad news,
Tell us the bad news first
The plane's about to crash
and we'll all probably die
without a parachute
What's the good news ?
We have two parachutes,
Who will it be ?
Before you know it the smartest man in the world
Says, I'm grabbing this parachute
I'm the smartest man in the world
And the world needs me more than he needs either of you
And out he went
Before the pilot could say anything, the smartest man in the world had jumped
Don't worry said the boyscout.
The smartest man ever in the history of the world or universe
Just jumped with my backpack.