JohnnyReb is not a masterbater....he's still an amateur. 
Get your a self part time job on a fishing boat, spend 500 hours throwing chum and what not into the water. Learn how to bait hooks threw the eye sockets of eels and how to best impale a worm on a hook for fresh water. To be a masturbating one must know the tide or currents of the area. The correct species, the feeding habits and the time of the moon to best catch them.
One can be a masturbating on a farm or out laying areas that to protect live stock from varmints. Same knowledge as those that fish, know the species their habits and the time of the moon.
Cops are famous masturbating, they know where to lay their traps to catch crooks.
The best masturbating are the poititions that lay in wait for the average Joe to come along and pick their pocket clean. Wonderful Bait's, they open the cage door and convince one to climb in. The bait is free just lots of promisses none written down naturally and all open to change.
If Santorum wants to change Porn, he only has to open the DC phone book to the yellow pages that has 15-20 pages of adds for escort services and the pages of the X rated video stores rent out film. Just have to careful his name does not come up as a customer of either business he targets.
Mother once told me that the men and woman that speak out about specifies Sins are the ones most likely to be committing them.
Nothing wrong with masterbaiting, for the normal people that make a living out of it. Hell what would we do up here if the masterbaiting wild life officers did not remove bears and varmints from our yards. We have bats that must be removed and raccoons, so we call the Masterbaiters to remove them.
Have no fear Johnny keep practicing and soon you can open your own business.