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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2012, 06:15:50 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 14, 2012, 06:04:39 PM
Remember that the famous DUmmy BenBurch suggested the DUmmies arm themselves for protection against we nefarious "freepers" (I don't post at FreeRepublic).

He told them to go out and buy .32 ACP pistols.  I think that's a GREAT IDEA DUmmies!  Please go out and get yourself some .32 ACP pistols.  I'm being helpful...really.
To be really, really safe, I'd suggest they buy derringers.

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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2012, 06:21:23 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on March 14, 2012, 01:39:29 PM
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2012, 08:00:53 PM »
Hey DUmmies, you claim we are stalking you, well just what do you call what you are doing to Limbaugh now? Under your definition, you are stalking Rush.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2012, 08:41:55 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 14, 2012, 07:27:10 AM
The mental images that conjures up . . . Nadin using the strap-on, for example . . .  :o

The one, two, or three meter length one ? or maybe 30 centimeters, for beginners.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2012, 09:32:34 PM »
Quote from: miskie on March 14, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
The one, two, or three meter length one ? or maybe 30 centimeters, for beginners.

Probably shoots baseball sized hail out of the thing.

Cindie
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2012, 04:45:54 AM »
What the hell's up with this "centimeter" shit?

We are in the US of BY GOD A, dammit!  Speak English!  30 centimeters is around 1 foot.  14 keystrokes vs. 6.  Now, wasn't that easier.

Leave that foreign shit to the foreigners, nadabrain.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2012, 07:05:05 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 15, 2012, 04:45:54 AM
What the hell's up with this "centimeter" shit?

We are in the US of BY GOD A, dammit!  Speak English!  30 centimeters is around 1 foot.  14 keystrokes vs. 6.  Now, wasn't that easier.

Leave that foreign shit to the foreigners, nadabrain.

And, it's easier on your keyboards! O-) :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2012, 07:24:16 AM »
Note to DUmmies:

Pretend like we're not even here.














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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2012, 07:35:32 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 15, 2012, 07:24:16 AM
Note to DUmmies:

Pretend like we're not even here.

Bingo.

This is why it bothers me that the primitives know we're observing and studying them.

They get inhibited, they stop being their natural primitive selves.

We learned all about the domestic arrangement of the bathrooms in the old dude's house, during a time when the old dude had no idea, no idea at all, he was being watched, and so he was totally frank and honest and open.

But after the old dude learned he was being watched, he became more secretive.

We want the primitives to act their natural selves.

I always wondered the identity of the primitive who tipped off Mrs. Alfred Packer, who had heretofore been blissfully unaware of us, making her run away from her pals in the cooking and baking forum, for another example.  If grasswire wants to blame anybody for chasing the hippywife primitive away from Skins's island, it has to be whatever primitive it was, who told her; it most definitely wasn't franksolich.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2012, 09:55:13 AM »
If you watch an ant colony for any length of time you will see that the ants spend a great deal of time breeding, stockpiling food and then caring for the young. That way there will be a constant supply of replacements to take care of the colony, but alas! the DUmmies have aborted all of their progeny, there will be nobody left to take over.In the mean time the DUmmies scurry around in mindless tasks trying in vain to shore up a colony doomed to failure. Keep it up DUmmies we love to watch you fail.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2012, 11:42:52 AM »
A centimeter is a kind of a wormy bug with about a bazillion legs.

If you're in the woods, roll over an old log and you can see lots of centimeters scurry around.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2012, 06:16:17 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 15, 2012, 07:05:05 AM
And, it's easier on your keyboards! O-) :tongue: :fuelfire:

Damn right!

Simplify, man, simplify!  It's the KISS principle.

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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2012, 06:49:40 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 15, 2012, 04:45:54 AM
What the hell's up with this "centimeter" shit?

We are in the US of BY GOD A, dammit!  Speak English!  30 centimeters is around 1 foot.  14 keystrokes vs. 6.  Now, wasn't that easier.

Leave that foreign shit to the foreigners, nadabrain.

All the federal government supervised grading jobs I did the last few years were in metric terms....like to drove my hired help nuts...me, not so much.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2012, 07:02:15 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 15, 2012, 06:49:40 PM
All the federal government supervised grading jobs I did the last few years were in metric terms....like to drove my hired help nuts...me, not so much.

Me neither, but it sounds damned pretentious for someone to be using "centimeters" instead of "inches" on a liberal political forum where the average IQ is a negative number.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2012, 07:05:29 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 15, 2012, 06:49:40 PM
All the federal government supervised grading jobs I did the last few years were in metric terms....like to drove my hired help nuts...me, not so much.
 

I remember a push to go metric back around the Carter era.  But we stuck with the Brits (although I have no idea why) Imagine if we still used shillings and pence and drove on the wrong side of the road. :hammer:   One of the big reasons not to back then dealt with re tooling costs.  Of course I had to have two sets of wrenches to work on my Chevy which had both metric and SAE in '86?  
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2012, 04:29:12 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on March 15, 2012, 07:05:29 PM
 

I remember a push to go metric back around the Carter era.  But we stuck with the Brits (although I have no idea why) Imagine if we still used shillings and pence and drove on the wrong side of the road. :hammer:   One of the big reasons not to back then dealt with re tooling costs.  Of course I had to have two sets of wrenches to work on my Chevy which had both metric and SAE in '86?  

Well, I DO drive on the wrong side of the car when I deliver the mail in my 78 Malibu, which is half metric and SAE, but I've owned metric wrenches since the 70's, to work on my Japanese dirt bike (Suzuki), my parent's car (Mercedes diesel), and the engines on 2 of our IH tractors, dating back to 72.

I have found that you can use metric wrenches on just about everything, but there are very few metric nuts and bolts that can be turned with a SAE tool.

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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2012, 06:31:00 AM »
Metric wrenchs..... :lmao:...when they first started to appear around here most of the future Obama voters called them "Mexican wrenchs"....and some still do.
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Re: To lurking DUers who are concerned about our observance.
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2012, 01:13:58 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 16, 2012, 04:29:12 AM
Well, I DO drive on the wrong side of the car when I deliver the mail in my 78 Malibu, which is half metric and SAE, but I've owned metric wrenches since the 70's, to work on my Japanese dirt bike (Suzuki), my parent's car (Mercedes diesel), and the engines on 2 of our IH tractors, dating back to 72.

I have found that you can use metric wrenches on just about everything, but there are very few metric nuts and bolts that can be turned with a SAE tool.



I miss my 78 Malibu wagon with the small V8.  It was running like a top when I sold it but the headliner had fallen out of it and it didn't have child proof locks or something like that.    Yeah, I guess it did have both metric and SAE now that you mention it. 

IH of course is another story.  In the early seventies I use to sell auto parts.  Owners of IH were pretty well conditioned to have the build sheet with them.  IH changed vendors like a woman changes shoe styles.  Carbs, electric, u-joints you never knew who they had used if you didn't have the old part in hand.  International Harvester was a very apt name, they harvested parts from everyone.

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