I cannot believe what a crashing, smashing, colossal, deadly bore the DUmp is these days.
No good storylines, no decent bouncies, no nadin, no Imaboobi.
Just the numbing dullness of a nodding junkie and the Maryland catbox squatter.
Day after day of not a glimmer, not even a spark of intelligence or originality.
These dullards won't even make the presidential campaign interesting.
Maybe Steve Dawes, the committed lifelong socialist, can bail them out, or maybe some new stars will emerge.
If not, the powers that be should consider suspending the Top DUmmy award for a year.