Obama... the wiffle ball President.
We need to work on our sports analogy here with Howard Cosell:
The crowd is hushed as Obama steps to the first tee... He tees up, he swings, his first shot hooks left into the gallery taking down Gabby Gifford and Osama bin Laden.
His caddy, TPOUS, gives him his wedge for the follow up shot out of the rough, he blasts it onto the fairway slicing into the vast rightwing conspiracy assembled at the edge of the green.
Once on the green he dribbles a short putt it into the cup...
Now off to the back nein!!