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Offline shadeaux

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Wow, is God dead?
« on: January 03, 2012, 06:33:38 PM »
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Just 3 points.

That's all the Broncos could score.

Is God dead? Did he abandon his blessed child Tim Tebow. I mean 60 yards. My mother could pass for 60 yards easily in a football game.

Or maybe she's just telling religious nuts to stop reading so much religion into a damn football game!


Lynne, ugly as sin, Tebow has something things you will never have.

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 06:37:43 PM »
She has a nose that reminds me of Miss Piggy, but she is heavier than Piggy and not as cute.  The guy in the blue shirt gives me the creeps. Makes me think he's a predator of some kind.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 06:47:24 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 03, 2012, 06:37:43 PM
She has a nose that reminds me of Miss Piggy, but she is heavier than Piggy and not as cute.  The guy in the blue shirt gives me the creeps. Makes me think he's a predator of some kind.

Whoa, did not bring enough spork.  Scary looking bunch of supposedly educated voters huh?  I think I'll stick to forming my own opinion and disregard their sage advice on all things, especially politics.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 07:24:27 PM »
They never will undersatnd.
Mr. Tebow just says "thank you", not "give me".
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 07:28:07 PM »
So Denver loses a game, gets into the playoffs, and this means somehow God is dead?

That doesn't make any sense.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2012, 07:32:17 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on January 03, 2012, 06:33:38 PM
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Lynne, ugly as sin, Tebow has something things you will never have.

Faith
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Is Tebow married?  I don't know that he is.

I'll admit that Tebow isn't the classic style QB, but the fact is that his story is that of the Everyman, who has always been told that he's no good and shouldn't even try.  All he does is win.  He's a good guy and his faith really ticks off the moonbats.  
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2012, 08:50:28 PM »
Someone can be an honorable and devout man of God and still be a crummy NFL quarterback.

I doubt Billy Graham could throw a spiral.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2012, 08:59:29 PM »
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Someone can be an honorable and devout man of God and still be a crummy NFL quarterback.

I doubt Billy Graham could throw a spiral.
Someone can be an honorable and devout man of God, be a crummy NFL quarterback, and still lead their team to the play-offs.

And then there's Matt Flynn, I wonder where he will go next year.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2012, 09:01:36 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on January 03, 2012, 06:33:38 PM
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Lynne, ugly as sin, Tebow has something things you will never have.

Faith
A secure future
A nice house
Good looks
A spouse

Check out Miss Nasty in the white shirt black pants

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2012, 09:34:14 PM »
 :lmao:

Just to correct something, Tebow isn't married but chances are he will be one day.  LynneSin has no chance in hell.

I was on the phone while posting.   Can't walk and chew gum sometimes.   :-)   
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2012, 09:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 03, 2012, 07:24:27 PM
They never will undersatnd.
Mr. Tebow just says "thank you", not "give me".

They just don't understand anything good and decent.
They must think that Tebow views God as a genie in a bottle, when in reality, he is just thankful that God has allowed him to play football, whether he wins or loses.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2012, 09:46:30 PM »
What a repulsive person.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2012, 10:23:38 PM »
I realize they're talking football as a vehicle to trash religion but daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyum, that's beyond ugly. Hell, that's way beyond fugly.

Forget football, that's more like 1970's hockey without helmets & face shields coyote ugly.

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 04:30:05 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 03, 2012, 09:43:30 PM
They just don't understand anything good and decent.
They must think that Tebow views God as a genie in a bottle, when in reality, he is just thankful that God has allowed him to play football, whether he wins or loses.

'Nuff said.  H5 and the win.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2012, 09:08:28 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on January 03, 2012, 06:47:24 PM
Whoa, did not bring enough spork.  Scary looking bunch of supposedly educated voters huh?  I think I'll stick to forming my own opinion and disregard their sage advice on all things, especially politics.

Yeah, for a DUmmies spork alert, you really don't need just a spork, you need a sporklift.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2012, 09:16:17 AM »
Wow, is God dead?...nope, just taking a nap...and you DUmmies are in deep do-do when he wakes up.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2012, 09:35:45 AM »
Damn, Miss Piggy ain't got nuttin on her.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2012, 09:44:12 AM »
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Just 3 points.

That's all the Broncos could score.

Is God dead? Did he abandon his blessed child Tim Tebow. I mean 60 yards. My mother could pass for 60 yards easily in a football game.

Or maybe she's just telling religious nuts to stop reading so much religion into a damn football game!

 :whatever:

Any bets this classy broad would be saying this if Tebow were a Mohammadian?  Anyone?

Not one criticism of his playing or his team, just rip and tear at his faith.  Classless, crass, cretinous, cowardly bitch. 

Funny thing is, I think that her mother might have been able to pass for more than 60 yards.  From the looks of DUmmie lynnesin, I don't think they make football uniform pants in size dwarf/ogre.  So, yeah, it would have had to have been her mom.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2012, 12:13:03 PM »
She only wishes GOD was dead. Mostly becuase i do not tink he looks kindly upon those that denegrate Him or His followers like that. She may have a very hot seat waiting for her in the afterlife.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2012, 12:28:10 PM »
Over at that thread, they were talking and laughing about a "hole in the foot."  Later in the thread, a story gets told about a person requiring help, due to a hole in the foot (recluse spider bite?)  Lynn, Ugly as Sin, posts:

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13. I just had this paranoid feeling she'd be a new resident on my porch
 I don't mind helping out those in need, just not from the porch of my home. There was a hospital and catholic church nearby if she really wanted the help

Kind, liberal compassion.  So, God is dead, and fair game for mocking, but anybody comes by limping, and you shove them at the Catholic Church.  God, she's repulsive.  


P.S.  Get your spork back out, and go over and look at post no. 14. 
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2012, 01:21:01 PM »
Does the ugly on the outside make you ugly on the inside or does the ugly on the inside make you ugly on the outside?

As my dad would say, "She was born an asshole AND worked at it all her life."
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2012, 01:29:55 PM »
Quote from: jukin on January 04, 2012, 01:21:01 PM
Does the ugly on the outside make you ugly on the inside or does the ugly on the inside make you ugly on the outside?

As my dad would say, "She was born an asshole AND worked at it all her life."

Both, but the destruction is much more thorough working from the inside out.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2012, 01:31:08 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on January 03, 2012, 06:33:38 PM
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Lynne, ugly as sin, Tebow has something things you will never have.

Faith
A secure future
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A spouse

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a healthy physique apparently as well! Jesus! She needs to drop a couple hundred lb's!
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2012, 02:12:57 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 04, 2012, 09:08:28 AM
Yeah, for a DUmmies spork alert, you really don't need just a spork, you need a sporklift.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2012, 11:00:32 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 03, 2012, 07:24:27 PM
They never will undersatnd.
Mr. Tebow just says "thank you", not "give me".
Indeed.
The DUmmies believe that everyone (Especially Christians/ conservatives) are as selfish as they are, so as Freeper points out, they think that Tebow considers God his own personal genie, and that his prayers must just consist of him demanding that God make him score a bunch of points in his games, when in reality, Tebow's prayers likely consist of him thanking God for getting him that far in life, and humbly asking that he be able to give glory to God and be a good representative of the faith in whatever he does, regardless of whether his team wins or loses the game.
LynneSin (Apt name for her) is just another anti- Christian bigot whose mockery of God (Which she no doubt thinks is hilarious, even though it's really about as funny as a root canal to everyone except her and maybe Bill Maher) will undoubtedly lead to some VERY awkward moments when that part of her life is played before the Lord on Judgment Day.
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