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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2012, 04:28:52 AM »
Tebow's prayers likely consist of him thanking God for getting him that far in life, and humbly asking that he be able to give glory to God and be a good representative of the faith in whatever he does, regardless of whether his team wins or loses the game.

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2012, 07:23:49 PM »
I guess not....WOW what a win for Tebow. I wonder how the DUmmies are gonna react to this one

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2012, 08:36:59 PM »
I guess not....WOW what a win for Tebow. I wonder how the DUmmies are gonna react to this one

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2012, 08:38:40 PM »
I guess not....WOW what a win for Tebow. I wonder how the DUmmies are gonna react to this one

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Hopefully, the clowns are heaving themselves off the nearest interstate overpass.
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2012, 08:55:00 PM »
Hopefully, the clowns are heaving themselves off the nearest interstate overpass.

Preferably throwing themselves in front of trains, less likely for innocent people to get hurt.  Not to mention the fact that it wouldn't cause traffic problems.

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2012, 09:10:07 PM »
Preferably throwing themselves in front of trains, less likely for innocent people to get hurt.  Not to mention the fact that it wouldn't cause traffic problems.

Naw... you forgetting about the engineer and conductor... not to mention the train has got to stop and block the crossings for hours. I'd prefer the dummies to throw themselves off a bridge that is over water. That way they can at least be useful, for once in their life, even if it is being fish fodder. Carp and cat like eating garbage.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2012, 09:17:14 PM »
Naw... you forgetting about the engineer and conductor... not to mention the train has got to stop and block the crossings for hours. I'd prefer the dummies to throw themselves off a bridge that is over water. That way they can at least be useful, for once in their life, even if it is being fish fodder. Carp and cat like eating garbage.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

No way, we'll never get the smell off of the fish if Lynnsin threw herself off of a bridge! :-)
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2012, 09:20:41 PM »
How about they charter a plane and crash it in a deserted area, and we bury the survivors there.

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2012, 09:26:01 PM »
How about they charter a plane and crash it in a deserted area, and we bury the survivors there.

Oooh, we can try out the new remotes and chemtrail the rest of them at the same time, sweet!
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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2012, 09:40:16 PM »
No way, we'll never get the smell off of the fish if Lynnsin threw herself off of a bridge! :-)

Awww man!!! I didn't even think about the environmental impacts here. Poison the waterways. Not good! 

How about they charter a plane and crash it in a deserted area, and we bury the survivors there.

Same problem. It would eventually work its way into the water table. Not good.

OK, new plan! They need to throw themselves into a volcano. If heat hot enough to melt rock don't work, then we are truly doomed.

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Re: Wow, is God dead?
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2012, 05:15:28 AM »
I agree with Perky:

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