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Offline shadeaux

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Celebrate with me!
« on: December 21, 2011, 11:10:22 PM »
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 Celebrate with me!

A very recent poem is going to be published in the periodical Decanto, from England!

I just got the email today! It's so validating to have someone who doesn't know me want to publish my work.

Midnight Balloons

purple shadows
damp
and
cold

in the dark
on the sidewalk

black sky no moon

lights off
no hustle
for this
locked building

balloons tethered
limp from days
aloft
sagging strings

not even trying
to
float

away

 

That's some deep sh*t.   :rotf:
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 11:22:48 PM »
She must send them "blink! blink! blink! blink"!
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40028.0

And you know they'd love to publish "aching seed"!
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 11:35:21 PM »
Aww, crap, she's at it again.
I would think the sub-title to that would be "Ode to Viagra".
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 11:47:05 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 21, 2011, 11:35:21 PM
Aww, crap, she's at it again.
I would think the sub-title to that would be "Ode to Viagra".

Yeah. I kinda got that feeling too with the sagging string line.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 12:05:11 AM »
WTF is she talking about?  That makes no sense.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 04:59:47 AM »
Quote from: shadeaux on December 21, 2011, 11:10:22 PM
The DUmp Poetess

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101813631

That's some deep sh*t.   :rotf:

Glad I was wearing chest waders when I read it.   :lmao:
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 05:01:29 AM »
Sounds like it is pretty difficult to be published in that magazine...not.

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/masquepublishing/decanto.html

New age gibberish.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 05:02:41 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 22, 2011, 12:05:11 AM
WTF is she talking about?  That makes no sense.

I was thinking the same thing, but I realized we might not be "nuanced" enough to understand.   :lmao:

(And I hope I'll never be!)   :lmao:
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 05:48:01 AM »
Quote from: Condom Balloons
Condom Balloons

purple flavored
jelled
and
rolled

in the park
used by Occupy

lambskin no lube

stripped off
discarded
ready to
recycle

balloons inflated
all used days
before
shagging strangers

its not even my
birth-
day

today

© 2011 M.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2011, 06:51:03 AM »
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It's so validating to have someone who doesn't know me want to publish my work.

Given a chance to know you, they'll never want to hear from you again.

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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2011, 06:58:43 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2011, 07:16:24 AM »
Wow.. a poem about birthday balloons left in someone's office overnight, probably over the weekend, while they deflated. Maybe I should write a poem about bland, crappy poetry with zero depth...


...but alas, perhaps her poem is symbolic for the aging of a woman not so gracefully...an autobiography of sorts...
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2011, 07:17:09 AM »
I knew Miskie would come through for us!   :rofl:


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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2011, 09:05:49 AM »
H5 to you, Miskie! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2011, 09:09:46 AM »
How did I know who had written the original DUmp thread before even looking at this?

More of her 'look at me and how wonderful I am'.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2011, 11:38:14 AM »
Quote from: Carl on December 22, 2011, 05:01:29 AM
Sounds like it is pretty difficult to be published in that magazine...not.

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/masquepublishing/decanto.html

New age gibberish.

They make money by selling their magazine to the "authors" that they publish.

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Purchasing Decanto:

We now offer poets the opportunity to purchase the latest copy of Decanto via paypal as well as by post. A PDF version is also available via PayPal. Please go to the New Issue page for more details of how to order the current edition and back issues as well as the current prices. We normally send printed copies out as soon as possible, but please allow up to 28 days (especially for overseas post) for delivery. The PDF version will normally be sent as an email attachment on the same day (GMT) as we receive the order.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2011, 11:56:15 AM »
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Submission Guidelines

If you would like to submit some poems, please read the following carefully.

You may submit up to 6 poems of which 1-3 may be published.

There are no fee charges for submission.

There will be no payment in royalties to the author.

Unfortunately, as we are totally self funded and receive no support from grants, sponsors etc, we can not offer a free copy to contributors, the only exception to this being the ‘Centre Stage Poet’, who will be sent a free copy upon publication.

Well, at least she doesn't have to pay to be published, so it's closer to a writing gig than anything Pitt has done.

I'd strongly suggest that miskie send poems to be published in the same issue as the CalPig.

I think the editors would appreciate the counterpoint, and they need to fill space.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2011, 12:01:53 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2011, 11:56:15 AM

Well, at least she doesn't have to pay to be published, so it's closer to a writing gig than anything Pitt has done.

I'd strongly suggest that miskie send poems to be published in the same issue as the CalPig.

I think the editors would appreciate the counterpoint, and they need to fill space.

I'm still greatly disappointed that the Watchtower magazine never responded to my submission of eleven of her poems (nothing illegal; I clearly identified their authoress); didn't even send a rejection slip.

That would've been her big break, appearing in the largest-circulating magazine in the world, the Watchtower.

I probably goofed when I insisted that her face grace the cover of every edition of Watchtower featuring one of her poems.  Probably demanded too much, turning them off.
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2011, 01:23:49 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2011, 11:56:15 AM

I'd strongly suggest that miskie send poems to be published in the same issue as the CalPig.


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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2011, 01:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 22, 2011, 12:05:11 AM
WTF is she talking about?  That makes no sense.

It's nuanced, you damn Freeper!
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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2011, 01:49:06 PM »
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The shadow humidity of balloon purple of midnight

and the cool darkness sidewalk black empty month

it is not light/write hustling it is not because of this,

as for the building balloon which is locked the softness

from many day the suspended matter

which is not tried in the sky attaches i

n the string of looseness





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Re: Celebrate with me!
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2011, 02:00:20 PM »
I don't know about anybody else but I got some throw up in the back of my mouth after that POS.
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