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Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« on: December 09, 2011, 09:41:08 PM »
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-aniston-voted-hottest-woman-time-184651500.html

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Jennifer Aniston beat every single famous lady (past and present) out there in a recent MensHealth.com poll, which anointed her the Hottest Woman of All Time.

Pfft, no way - lots of women on that list that should be above Jennifer Aniston.  What say you?
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 10:04:32 PM »
Men's Health needs their organs checked. :p
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 10:17:10 PM »
Jennifer Aniston is pretty effin hot, but I don't know about "Hottest Woman of All Time".  IMO my ex-wife is much hotter than Jennifer Aniston ever was, and she is not a celebrity.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 11:53:44 PM »
I can think of hundreds of women "hotter" than Jennifer Anniston. Most of them aren't in Hollywood, though.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed, though.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2011, 12:32:15 AM »
Metacafe won't let me post a link, but Ellen Barkin is de HAWT, especially in "Sea of Love" (1989). Love that little crooked smile.

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2011, 05:03:39 AM »
I've never seen what the big deal is. She's average-cute, I guess. But hottest of all time? No way.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2011, 05:27:17 AM »
Madonna #4? Give me a break! No mention of



Who would get my vote.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2011, 10:23:47 AM »
Stupid choice! Hot? Sure. Of all time? Nope.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2011, 10:43:20 AM »
She was pretty hot in Horrible Bosses.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2011, 10:47:18 AM »
Seems like there's some hotness running around this place. Perhaps not the hottest of all time, but hot enough.  :naughty:
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2011, 12:06:07 PM »
jane fonda in the top 10?  I think not.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2011, 12:24:41 PM »
I can see a lot of those women being on there but some of them are just gross!  Are porn stars hot?  After you have seen them banging random guys 23893248 times don't they get a little stale? 
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2011, 02:36:22 PM »
The hottest woman of all time?! I think not. That title is still held by Raquel Welch and the late Ms Monroe (RIP).

Jen is pretty like in the girl next door, but she is not "hot."

OK let me help you all with a simple 15 scale Mannn chart. "1" being the best.

1) Hottest woman of all time: Raquel Welch. Marylin Monroe.
2) Hawt
3) Hot
4) Babezilla:
5) 10
6) cute: Marie Osmond
7) Pretty
8) girl next door: Jennifer Aniston
9) nice
10) won't kick em outa bed
11) plain
12) Men agree she's a girl
13) Is that a guy?
14) Chewbaca: Michelle Obama
15) Girls from DU

As you can see, Jennifer Aniston rates an 8 on the Mannn scale. A decent score, but no ribbons.
This can only mean one thing: Men's Health is not read by MEN, but by a mix of metro-sexuals, liberals, and homos. That is the only way Jennifer Aniston could have reached the top.


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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2011, 03:06:10 PM »
Jennifer Anniston is wholesomely pretty in a good girl next door sort of way.  Hottest woman in a roomful of Dem women, sure (although she's probably a flaky lib like most of Hollywood).
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2011, 03:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 02:36:22 PM
6) cute: Marie Osmond

We could debate ranking, but Marie definitely belongs on a list of hottest women! 

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2011, 03:13:24 PM »
Katherine Heigl beats Jennifer Aniston in my book.

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2011, 05:36:31 PM »
She's both very physically attractive but also projects a charming persona, however, hottest of all time?  Nah.  Damned hot, though.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2011, 08:19:38 PM »








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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2011, 08:43:43 PM »
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2011, 09:48:47 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 10, 2011, 08:19:38 PM


As we can plainly see, it's the eye make-up that makes all the difference.
Yeah, Jen is pretty. But not the Hottest of all time.

and BEG, your own avatar is hotter by far...
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2011, 10:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
As we can plainly see, it's the eye make-up that makes all the difference.
Yeah, Jen is pretty. But not the Hottest of all time.

and BEG, your own avatar is hotter by far...


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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2011, 10:47:20 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
and BEG, your own avatar is hotter by far...

I was gonna say......
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2011, 10:50:17 PM »

Sorry, but I wouldn't touch Jennifer Aniston with Matt Damon's dick.

(She really doesn't appeal to me.)
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2011, 10:06:21 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 10, 2011, 10:50:17 PM

Sorry, but I wouldn't touch Jennifer Aniston with Matt Damon's dick.

(She really doesn't appeal to me.)


Matt.  Damon.   :lmao:
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2011, 10:39:27 AM »
Matt Damon's got a dick?   :???:

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