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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2011, 10:20:59 AM »
Aniston is cute. Hot =



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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2011, 10:49:41 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 12, 2011, 10:20:59 AM
Aniston is cute. Hot =





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She thinks she is this cute little chi chi....who was that latin woman with the red puffy hair back in the 70/80's that would shake her coochie all the time on all the network tv shows.  She was on Loveboat alot  :lmao:

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2011, 12:38:21 PM »
Hottest woman of all time? Impossible to rate.

Celebrity Hotter than Jennifer Aniston?

Hmm. In my book Jennifer Love Hewitt would be up there...

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2011, 12:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on December 12, 2011, 12:38:21 PM
Hottest woman of all time? Impossible to rate.

Celebrity Hotter than Jennifer Aniston?

Hmm. In my book Jennifer Love Hewitt would be up there...



Old squinty eye? 

Lea Michelle from Glee is pretty hot in a Jewish gal way

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2011, 01:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 12, 2011, 10:49:41 AM
CAN'T.STAND.HER.

She thinks she is this cute little chi chi....who was that latin woman with the red puffy hair back in the 70/80's that would shake her coochie all the time on all the network tv shows.  She was on Loveboat alot  :lmao:




I didn't say I wanted to listen to her.

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2011, 02:00:54 PM »
Jennifer Aniston?  Meh--cute, doable, but by no means hottest ever.  Don't think she'll stand the test of time.

No, boys and girls, you want HOT???  Try a few of these at roughly the same age:

Ann Margaret
Raquel Welch (1,000,000 BC.  Fur bikini.  Nuff said.)
Penelope Cruz
Kate Hudson
Michelle Pfeiffer
Reese Witherspoon
Milla Jovovich
Tina Fey
Heather Graham
Christina Applegate
Tea Leoni
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jamie Lee Curtis (end scene in Trading Places)
Sigourney Weaver
Mariska Hargitay

So yeah, Jennifer Aniston?  Pfft.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2011, 02:07:59 PM »
Yeah, that's Charo -- was a guest many times on the Johnny Carson version of the Tonight Show. Amazingly enough, she's one hell of a classical guitarist. Not surprising, since she evidently studied with Andre Segovia.

Coochi coochi, my ass.

Charo, you'd be teh hawt, but your Spanish accent (yeah, she's from Spain, not Me-hee-co) is so thick and you speak so fast I can't understand you.

But who needs to understand Charo anyway? We're talking teh hawt, right? There's only one language spoken that way, and it damned sure ain't verbal.  :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2011, 02:31:54 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 12, 2011, 02:00:54 PM
Jennifer Aniston?  Meh--cute, doable, but by no means hottest ever.  Don't think she'll stand the test of time.

No, boys and girls, you want HOT???  Try a few of these at roughly the same age:

Ann Margaret
Raquel Welch (1,000,000 BC.  Fur bikini.  Nuff said.)
Penelope Cruz
Kate Hudson
Michelle Pfeiffer
Reese Witherspoon
Milla Jovovich
Tina Fey  Sarah Palin?
Heather Graham
Christina Applegate
Tea Leoni
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jamie Lee Curtis (end scene in Trading Places)
Sigourney Weaver
Mariska Hargitay

So yeah, Jennifer Aniston?  Pfft.


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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2011, 08:29:37 PM »
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2011, 03:48:18 PM »
Sparky:  Jamie Lee Curtis?  Come on, she's a horseface.  Ugly, and that Christmas movie she made a few years ago when she tried on swimsuits?  She looked like someone's grandma.  They don't call her The Body anymore.   

Raquel Welch, definitely hot.  For all time.  That would be my vote for No. 1.   

That's a great photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt up there;  Do you remember on Ghost Whisperer she had a big weight gain and it ALL went to her ass?  She still had a tiny waist, then a HUGE butt.  Odd. 

Who's the gigantic forehead posted by Cactus directly above? 


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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2011, 03:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 13, 2011, 03:48:18 PM
Do you remember on Ghost Whisperer she had a big weight gain and it ALL went to her ass?  She still had a tiny waist, then a HUGE butt.  Odd. 
No. 

You do have pictures, right?

The forehead is Jeri Ryan, ex-wife of Senator Jack Ryan who David Axlerod muckracked out of town.  Not the hottest woman of all time but you'd have a difficult job finding a Star Trek nerd that would turn down a chance to assimillate with Seven of Nine.


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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2011, 04:04:15 PM »
Oh!  Seven of Nine!  Of course.   :thatsright:

Here's JLH:

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2011, 04:07:22 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 13, 2011, 03:56:04 PM
Not the hottest woman of all time but you'd have a difficult job finding a Star Trek nerd that would turn down a chance to assimillate with Seven of Nine.

I would let her do things that are illegal in some quadrants...
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2011, 04:19:44 PM »
Here's another one I think could give Jennifer Aniston a run for her money.





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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2011, 05:49:36 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on December 13, 2011, 04:19:44 PM
Here's another one I think could give Jennifer Aniston a run for her money.





Sorry for the huge pic, I don't have anything to resize it.  :-(

CC, the site coding itself will allow you to scale the image down, like so:

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2011, 06:24:06 PM »
For me it would have to be Sophia Loren...she had class and aged well.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2011, 06:35:11 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on December 12, 2011, 08:29:37 PM

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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2011, 06:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 13, 2011, 06:35:11 PM
On a date: When a gal does this she really wants you to read her personality via the Bra Test:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67531.0.html


She has two beautiful split personalities.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2011, 08:25:04 PM »
Jennifer is cute..Pippa(Pince William's sister-in-law is very pretty.
Catherine Zeta Jones, J. Lopez, Michelle Pfieffer, Catherine Heigle.
BUT...Who would you ladies consider the hottest man of all time?.....Sir Sean Connery and Gerard Butler
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2011, 09:49:53 AM »
JohnnyReb, my mother would have agreed with you about Sophia Loren.  She was the be-all, end-all as far as she was concerned. 

Seahorse, interesting question.  Now, Gerard Butler is hot, isn't he?  I went to Google images, they had a category for "Gerard Butler Fat."  Even fat, he's not that fat.  Looked like a pesky 7 pounds he could shed in a weekend. 

I would have to have a list...Gary Grant would be on it. 
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2011, 10:16:48 AM »



Yup, she could have made me write bad checks.     :hyper:
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2011, 10:23:49 AM »


What Wineslob said.
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2011, 10:25:54 AM »
Nothing beats a classic beauty.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2011, 10:26:42 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 13, 2011, 05:49:36 PM
CC, the site coding itself will allow you to scale the image down, like so:

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