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Offline CG6468

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What do you want for Christmas?
« on: December 08, 2011, 03:03:06 PM »
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2011, 03:06:00 PM »
I want some parfum, a sweater, and snuggles from my little one's.   :-*
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 08:36:32 PM »
A Kindle Fire.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 08:45:12 PM »
Nothing I can mention here. O-) :-)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 08:48:47 PM »
A MP3 player preloaded with all the songs I want, good, sharp knives, and a recumbent bike.  

I still didn't get the chainsaw I wanted last year. 
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 09:18:23 PM »
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 09:43:34 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 08, 2011, 08:48:47 PM
A MP3 player preloaded with all the songs I want, good, sharp knives, and a recumbent bike.  

I still didn't get the chainsaw I wanted last year. 

<=== Got the chainsaw for an Anniversary gift last month.  It rawks.  :rocker2:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 09:45:26 PM »


Maybe someday  :p
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 10:05:23 PM »
Maybe if I can REALLY bullshit prove to Santa that I've been a good boy:

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 10:28:09 PM »
World peace.

Since I'm not selfish like everyone else, I should get something nice. Like a 2005 Benz SLK 350

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2011, 11:02:12 PM »
What else? A mare's leg.

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2011, 11:34:13 PM »
I need a new griddle.   :-)  We're sort of thinking about setting it up in a new house, too...   :yahoo:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 08:10:03 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 08, 2011, 09:43:34 PM
<=== Got the chainsaw for an Anniversary gift last month.  It rawks.  :rocker2:

Jealous!
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2011, 08:17:58 AM »
Thirty 25-pound bags of cat litter, to see the cats through the winter.

Ooops, I already got that, as requested, for Christmas.

In my wildest fantasies, a patch of land--say, circa 2560 acres--in the Sandhills.

In my moderate fantasies, I suppose, a new car.

In my mildest fantasies, the collected works of Clare Boothe Luce.

In my most-realistic fantasies, quitting smoking.

We'll see.

(Don't mean to put a damper on everybody else's wishes; franksolich is just that way.)

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 08:43:32 AM »
I'll be realistic...a couple of pair of Levis 501's.

But if I wasn't realistic, a week of this:



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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2011, 09:41:28 AM »
Coach, I could go for a couple of yours, but I'd annotate them.  For example:

In my wildest fantasies . . . 3200 acres of prime forest land in the Adirondacks.

In my moderate fantasies, a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited for me and a Toyota Sienna for my wife.

Mildest fantasies?  A Kel-Tec SU-2000, 9mm, that takes Beretta mags (I'm working on this).

Most realistic fantasies?  Seeing my wife and daughter happy (which, for the most part, they are).

Right now, I'd settle for my voice back!
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2011, 10:03:09 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 09, 2011, 09:41:28 AM

Right now, I'd settle for my voice back!

I changed my mind- I want a man who can't talk!  :-)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2011, 12:08:13 PM »
My wife and I on a deserted tropical island....................... :naughty:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2011, 01:16:06 PM »
1)  How about one thing for once that I didn't have to specify with the minutest of details, and write down on paper, including source?

2)  A little more Christmas spirit.  This year, I seem to be having troubles with it.  That's not like me. 

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2011, 01:18:59 PM »
Beer!


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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2011, 07:38:02 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 09, 2011, 01:18:59 PM
Beer!


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Why? You'll just piss it away. :-)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2011, 07:39:30 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 09, 2011, 07:38:02 PM
Why? You'll just piss it away. :-)
Then someone needs to find a brew kit for me.

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2011, 09:29:53 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 09, 2011, 01:16:06 PM
1)  How about one thing for once that I didn't have to specify with the minutest of details, and write down on paper, including source?

2)  A little more Christmas spirit.  This year, I seem to be having troubles with it.  That's not like me. 


Ah, just look over his shoulder and point to it so he orders the right one.  That's what I did.  "Griddle" is too generic, I guess...   :lmao:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2011, 05:04:53 AM »
I'd echo Karin's request for more Christmas spirit.
As for material things I'm hoping for,
A special 2- Disc DVD of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2' that can only be found in Wal- Mart (A DVD with all the special features of the Blu- Ray, plus the added bonus of pissing off DUmmies by getting something from Wal- Mart),
a book, 'Mr. Monk on the Couch,' by Lee Goldberg (The latest entry in his series of novels based on the TV series 'Monk'),
Maybe a gift card for Gamestop, as I finally just got an Xbox 360.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2011, 03:11:33 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on December 08, 2011, 11:34:13 PM
I need a new griddle.   :-)  We're sort of thinking about setting it up in a new house, too...   :yahoo:

I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:
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