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Offline vesta111

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2011, 04:13:14 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on December 10, 2011, 03:11:33 PM
I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:


 :lmao:   I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:

Me too.  Those new tummy flattened with the pull up the butt panels cost the earth.

I would love a $200.00 gift card to Barns &Noble.

Latex Surgery on my eyes, Face lift, make over by Lousis Vacari LALALALA.

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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2011, 04:17:46 PM »
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Me too.  Those new tummy flattened with the pull up the butt panels cost the earth.
I think they sell them on TV for under $50, and they'll probably give you one free.

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Latex Surgery on my eyes
:rofl: Not quite :lmao:

As long as we're wishing for the impossible, I would love to have the vision back in my left eye.  Nothing else.  I would just like to be able to see again.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2011, 05:14:32 PM »
I want Navy to beat Army and make it 10 years straight.




Oh wait................I got that today :cheersmate:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2011, 07:17:25 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on December 10, 2011, 03:11:33 PM
I swear, when I first read this I thought you said you wanted a new girdle. :thatsright:
Sorry, but it was  :lmao:

By the time I'm done with Christmas cookies, I'll need one!!!   :rofl:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2011, 08:47:06 AM »
I want an A-Frame cabin (with a view) in Montana on my own 5-40 acre plot. I needs to come with its own well, geo-thermal power supply, and enough firewood for several years in a decent barn. It should come furnished. And a pair of kittens, too! And an SUV as well.
A satellite dish with TV reception and internet. and a bear proof fence around my property (I don't share, and bears freak out the kittens).

a two year supply of food in my basement and a soundproof underground gun range. and lots of guns.

oh yeah, and a Stepford wife.

Thanks in advance, Santa. I was really good this year. really.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2011, 09:03:49 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on December 10, 2011, 04:13:14 PM
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You want bigger eyes????? :thatsright: :mental: :o :tongue:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2011, 11:18:30 AM »
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth....." actually they're a little further back than that. :-)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2011, 12:35:58 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 11, 2011, 09:03:49 AM
You want bigger eyes????? :thatsright: :mental: :o :tongue:

HAHA!!!!!  :rotf:

I totally missed Vesta's wishlist.  I wonder if she ever gets anything from her list.  Vesta must be Nadin's mole!
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2011, 12:59:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 11, 2011, 08:47:06 AM
I want an A-Frame cabin (with a view) in Montana on my own 5-40 acre plot. I needs to come with its own well, geo-thermal power supply, and enough firewood for several years in a decent barn. It should come furnished. And a pair of kittens, too! And an SUV as well.
A satellite dish with TV reception and internet. and a bear proof fence around my property (I don't share, and bears freak out the kittens).

a two year supply of food in my basement and a soundproof underground gun range. and lots of guns.

oh yeah, and a Stepford wife.

Thanks in advance, Santa. I was really good this year. really.
Hey, I can help with the kittens!  How many do you want?   :-) :-)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2011, 03:53:28 PM »


And all the ammo and spare parts to go with it.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2011, 07:13:51 PM »
A way out.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2011, 07:33:25 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 11, 2011, 07:13:51 PM
A way out.

I assume you're speaking of a way out of the Democratic People's Republic of Illinois, and not life in general?  (PM me or e-mail me if my assumption is incorrect, bro.  You'll have my number in a heartbeat and we can talk.)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2011, 07:42:57 PM »
A Saiga 12

Some T-shirts

New running shoes

A Falcon Lowrider fishing rod

Some pop-up sights for my AR to go with the Matech BUIS I got.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2011, 08:41:01 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 11, 2011, 07:33:25 PM
I assume you're speaking of a way out of the Democratic People's Republic of Illinois, and not life in general?  (PM me or e-mail me if my assumption is incorrect, bro.  You'll have my number in a heartbeat and we can talk.)

I'll just be glad when Christmas is over.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2011, 09:22:09 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 09, 2011, 07:39:30 PM
Then someone needs to find a brew kit for me.

Infinite beer!

WOOHOO!!! I just updated my list to santa and fed-ex'ed it.  :cheersmate:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2011, 10:36:02 PM »
I would like a significant other......Marines, navy, army, no preference on that score...
and while I am fantasizing...... a log cabin on five acres in the middle of nowhere with my imaginary significant other....

I am so lame..... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2011, 10:41:37 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on December 11, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
I would like a significant other......Marines, navy, army, no preference on that score...
and while I am fantasizing...... a log cabin on five acres in the middle of nowhere with my imaginary significant other....

I am so lame..... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about?  If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.

That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory.  :wink:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2011, 10:45:37 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 11, 2011, 10:41:37 PM
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about? 
Because it's readily available and affordable? :p

Just sayin'.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2011, 10:49:35 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 11, 2011, 10:45:37 PM
Because it's readily available and affordable? :p

Just sayin'.

Since when were your dreams/fantasies constricted by what was readily available or affordable??  :mental: :-)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2011, 08:29:10 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 08, 2011, 08:36:32 PM
A Kindle Fire.

I got one for Mrs E the other night at Target. It's kinda snazzy -- I'd call it a poor man's I-Pad. She says she's going to use it as a planner - to that I say, "Sure, sweetie. Whatever you say...." and watch her read books on it.
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2011, 08:37:30 AM »
Mrs. E is getting me a suit. My previous suit, a good one and pretty expensive, was made by Omar the Tent Maker. Since I've scaled down a fair amount, Homey needs a new suit. (Dark charcoal, two-button, fishbone texture, flat-front trousers, TYVM. I hate those pleated things...)
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2011, 06:54:47 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 11, 2011, 10:41:37 PM
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about?  If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.

That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory.  :wink:
Wow, exactly!!!! 
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2011, 09:43:07 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 11, 2011, 10:41:37 PM
What is it with this "Five acres" figure I keep seeing bandied about?  If this were to be what I want for Christmas - i.e. a house on land far away from other people - I'd want a house on about 5,000 to 6,000 acres with the house located in the geographic center of the property; as far away from other people as I can possibly get it.

That's why I tend to prefer sailboats; I can put several miles between me and the next person without having to go to the expense of purchasing the surrounding territory.  :wink:

Duuuuuuuude!  That is all.   :cheersmate:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2011, 09:51:02 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 12, 2011, 09:43:07 PM
Duuuuuuuude!  That is all.   :cheersmate:

Here's one of the websites I like to peek in on when I'm dreaming of what I'd do with a Powerball jackpot. :cheers1:
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Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2011, 10:11:25 PM »
I want what ALL studs my age want for Christmas, dammit! Sadly, that isn't going to happen, so cards with money in them is always good. :lmao:
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