How about because the massive number of coronaries it would cause out here in flyover country would just about guarantee that Teh Won wins his re-election bid...
Anyone check out their life insurance policy lately.
Most have a small exclusion for death caused by WAR or Civil Uprising.
Family's of those killed in a Terrorist attack may have to fight for years to receive the life insurance pay out unless the attack is [renamed] as work place violence.
Riot in the streets, family member in the wrong place at the wrong time is killed. The cause must be renamed from Civil Uprising and Disobedience, to Gang Warfare or accidental death.
Oh those insurance company's are sneaky, late 1980's they tried to pull the card of age and health to pay out family's death benefits for those in airplane accidents or car crashers. Offering only 10 cents on the dollar to the family's of the insured if they could prove that victims with Aids had only 5 years to live. [ we never would have insured the person had we known they had Aids, they lied on their medical exam]
Huge flap and laws changed, young adults who without their knowledge had a potential health problem, a weak heart that died , family's were in a court fight that because of a precondition no one was aware of the life insurance was now invalid.
So many of these policy's were $20-35,000 bucks, chump change to the insurance company's and spending $25,000 to defend their claim, not worth if to family's to fight for 6 years.
Rename everything, a child being strangled by an older kid on a school bus defends their very life and kicks them in the balls. Victim is now accused of a sexual assult.
When do we become Senior Citizens, some places place the age at 50, two drunk men one 50 the other 48 get into a knock down drag out fight. The 50 year old started the fight but the 48 year old is arrested for a crime on a Senior Citizen.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never harm me. Tell that to the kids that are bullied in school, tell that to the politicians that are labeled as untrustworthy. New names for old acts, a swindler that wrecks the lives of many people is now a Good Business man.
Interesting how lives are changed by a changing label for their actions.