Author Topic: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed) (Read 63202 times)

franksolich · « **Reply #75 on:** December 05, 2011, 05:55:37 PM »

Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 05, 2011, 05:42:33 PM

The Broken Elbow

Trying to pick the best whiner in DUmmieland is like trying to find the best grain of sand in the sandhills of Nebraska. They all qualify! And there are so many of them! In DUmmieland, it's always the Daze of Whine and Poses. But to pick a whiner winner, I will go with . . .

Cyrano

His posts run together in my mind, but I do have an impression of him being especially whiny.

Oscar Wilde is probably going to get my vote for this award (note to Mr. Wiggum: this is not my vote yet, so don't count it), as his whining has gotten on my nerves for years.

Whine, whine, whine.

Of course, I can't hear, but when reading the large-proboscised primitive, I get the impression of a "noise" he makes, a sort of jagged, serrated humming drone that goes on and on and on.....

The Cyrano primitive by the way was re-baptized "Oscar Wilde" some years ago--I consider it the second-best re-christening I've ever done, next only to "Fat Che"--because of an experience he had, shutting the cat up in his bedroom without access to sanitary facilities, and then Cyrano got all upset and bent out of shape when the poor cat pissed on him in bed.

The way Cyrano told that story, one immediately had a "picture" of high-collared Oscar Wilde in his bedroom with the four-postered canopied bed, thick quilts, ruffled curtains, dainty things on top of the bureau, jumping up-and-down in vexation, his curls and fancy-lace cuffs flapping in his insulted indignation.

Charles Henrickson · « **Reply #76 on:** December 05, 2011, 05:56:49 PM »

The Golden Bouncy, aka the Golden Bong

Perhaps this year's most controversial of the minor awards.

Sarah Ibuprofen's tale of the rethug boyfriend: Highly entertaining, but perhaps true.

Dreamer Tatum's send-up of the typical grocery-store bouncy: Highly entertaining, but meant as a satire.

Worth a mention is Nadin's bouncy of the submarine commander at the triage milk store, etc. That gets lost in the shuffle of all her other accomplishments.

Well, decision time. While it was meant as satire, some bought it, and it was so highly entertaining, it deserves an award. So I'm going to go with . . .

Dreamer Tatum

Tucker · « **Reply #77 on:** December 05, 2011, 05:58:50 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 05, 2011, 05:43:40 PM

I'm still tug-of-warring with Tucker about the Willie.

Redstone got another vote. My vote must have some merit.

Quote from: USA4ME on Today at 01:38:37 pm

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Willie - Redstone (I wrote a poem to him on his on-line memorial book explaining how stupid he, and liberals in general, are and he gave me the best response he could by keeping his idiot mouth shut. For that, he gets a vote.)

franksolich · « **Reply #78 on:** December 05, 2011, 06:03:19 PM »

Quote from: Tucker on December 05, 2011, 05:50:41 PM

I'd like to change my Golden Bong vote to Wiley50. I nominated him and forgot about him. He penned this tale in Jan. There were 11 months worth of bouncies to overshadow his tale, but it's just too worthy to overlook.

Note this is a bouncy.

The freeloading bum the wily primitive's always been a favorite of mine, but as you noted, sir, alas he sees to have gone away from Skins's island the past ten months. In past years, he'd been a superlative story-teller.

The freeloading bum the wily primitive was the one building an ark up in the mountains and forests of Tennessee, hoping eventually to float it out to sea, where he'd stay beyond U.S. territorial waters (but still collecting that good old U.S. welfare check).

He spent years building that ark, and then had to abandon it, moving out to California early in 2011.

The wily primitive had done mostly manual labor for under-the-table cash, as he was wanted by authorities all over the country, for children he'd fathered (by various women) during the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. He was always hiding from regular employment where he'd get caught, and presented a rather big bill for child support.

When he announced he was moving out to California, he expressed the hope that one of his long-ago abandoned sons would take him in.

One wonders if anything happened with that.

Come back, wily! Tell us the rest of the story.

franksolich · « **Reply #79 on:** December 05, 2011, 06:09:28 PM »

Quote from: Tucker on December 05, 2011, 05:58:50 PM

Redstone got another vote. My vote must have some merit.

Of course.

You're using the logical, rational argument here, sir, on behalf of the late Chief S itting Bull, and it's a very good argument. The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive was the Greatest Primitive Ever, and surely deserves the Willie, for having so well demonstrated those traits that make the primitives so interesting, so amusing.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again--when a Mount Rushmore of the Greatest Primitives is ever sculpted out of the side of a mountain in South Dakota, the mug of Redstone would be where George Washington is, on the real Mount Rushmore.

On my side, I'm using the emotional, the humanitarian, argument on behalf of Doug's stupid ex-wife.

I've no doubt even you, sir, would agree that EFerrari is worthy of the Willie (but not this year).

My concern is that, given her constant cerebral degeneration into senility, this might be the last year she's a sentient being, and so we should hurry up and give her the award before she's too far gone to appreciate it.

Tucker · « **Reply #80 on:** December 05, 2011, 06:24:20 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 05, 2011, 06:09:28 PM

Of course.

My concern is that, given her constant cerebral degeneration into senility, this might be the last year she's a sentient being, and so we should hurry up and give her the award before she's too far gone to appreciate it.

Too late.

Kind of a moot point now.

Given that, it matters not if she gets it this year or the next. Kinda like a Dog waiting for his master. They have no concept of time.

Airwolf · « **Reply #81 on:** December 05, 2011, 06:44:15 PM »

I seemed to have left a few off for the voting. Sometimes it's hard to keep track of all the worthless assmeat that lives at the DUmp. So the final 5 picks for Top Dummies are

Underground Panther- She probably doesn't need it or meet the rules.

Bobo Gone but not forgotten

Sub Atomic

Kpete

Skimmer

Charles Henrickson · « **Reply #82 on:** December 05, 2011, 06:53:45 PM »

And now the Big One . . .

The Top Ten DUmmies of 2011

I know the tally will be by total votes, not by ranking, but I will rank my choices nonetheless, in ascending order:

(BTW, *last year* my top choice for #1 DOTY was bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo, aka The Woman Who Tombstoned Wee Willie Pitt, aka the back-of-the-Buick dweller who somehow was on the internets day and night and who turned every thread into a whine about people--including the DUmmies themselves--not caring for the homeless. But *this year* Bobo has been relatively strangely silent, so she has dropped out of my top ten.)

10. Raven: Mother of Pitt, which should be enough for one life.
9. EFerrari: The boil on the rump of the DUmp. A constant presence, going back to the days of AndyScam.
8. Skinner, EarlG, Elad: The Big Three. The Troika. The Triumvirate. The Brain Trust. $kimmer, DUAC Earl, and Elad (although Elad doesn't contribute much to the mix). There is no DUmmieland without them. I've got them down jointly for the Willie.
7. WilliamPitt: The 40-Year-Old Insurgent, who stresses the importance of the OWS protests but who can't pull himself out of his Barcalounger long enough to actually *go* to one of the things. All through the years, Mr. Pitt has never failed to give us material. He is the all-time all-star of the DUmmie FUnnies.
6. Mineral Man: Former freeper, and I think somewhere on Nads's iggy list.
5. kentuck: Just because. He's always posting some DUmb thread about how the Democrats aren't progressive enough, I think.
4. Cyrano: My choice for the Broken Elbow.
3. SidDithers: Nadin's witty archnemesis and #1 on her iggy list, no doubt.
2. Sarah Iburruri: DUmmieland's sweetheart. Advice for the lovelorn needed, especially when you've got a rethug boyfriend who treats you nice. "I'm so conflicted!"
1. nadinbrzezinski: What more can be said? Know-it-all Nadin will find a way to say it. I've posted my reasons at length upthread. I think Nads as DOTY this year is a no-brainer. And I don't think she has *campaigned* for the DOTY. I think it's just Nadin being Nadin.

VOTE NADIN

Revolution · « **Reply #83 on:** December 05, 2011, 06:57:44 PM »

Willie

nadinbrzezinski
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
Taverner

These were my 3 finalists. Ultimately, I voted for The BIG 3. Ironic, huh?

Golden Bouncy

Sarah Ibarruri

Broken Elbow

Omaha Stevie

Newbie

Fire_Walk_With_Me

Top DUmmies of 2011

DainBramaged
Eferrari
Horse With no Name
kentuck
nadinbrzezinski-#1 IMHO
Omaha Steve
Proud2BlibKansan
Sarah Ibarruri
Stinky the Clown
Tavener

Did it wrong the first time.

Very tired. However, I re-did it, and this is my FINAL ballot.

Duke Nukum · « **Reply #84 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:27:25 PM »

Willie Award:

nadinbrzezinski

Newbie Award:

Sub Atomic

Broken Elbow Award:

The Straight Story

Golden Bouncy Award:

Dreamer Tatum

Top Ten DUmmie List:

cbayer
kpete
nadinbrzezinski
Stinky the Clown
Tavener
bobbolink
SidDithers
Atman
Horse With no Name
Cyrano

BattleHymn · « **Reply #85 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:28:56 PM »

Quote from: BattleHymn on December 05, 2011, 12:01:58 AM

There were so many good choices this year. I've settled on these:

WILLIE:

EFerrari

I'm not sure how I missed Redstone's name on the list, but I'd like to cancel my vote for EFerrari, and recast my WILLIE vote to Redstone.

Chris_ · « **Reply #86 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:38:09 PM »

Willie:
Taverner, for representing the best and brightest Democratic Underground has to offer. Voted "Most Likeyly To Inhale Bong Water" in high school.

Newbie:
MiddleFingerMom. We hardly knew ye... and thank God for small favors.

Broken Elbow:
Stinky the Clown. Don't go away mad, just go away.

Golden Bouncy:
nadinbrzezinski. She's full of more shit than the New York City sewer system.

Top Dummy:
Larry R. Burks
NNNOLHI
Sub-Atomic
iverglas
DainBramaged
Raven
Chan790
kentuck
Taverner
Nadin Brschzinschsky

Pretty slim pickings for Top DUmmy this year. Damn recession.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #87 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:52:25 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 05, 2011, 05:17:35 PM

As GOBUCKS pointed out, though, it's really odd that, as nominations wound down, and voting geared up, some particular primitives of prominence were absent this weekend from Skins's island. One wonders what's up with that.

Nutcase nadin is still in hiding! It's an honest-to-goodness attempt to tank the election. She's embarrassed to be singled out as the looniest of the loons, the craziest of the crazy. Sorry, nadin, as ye sow, so shall ye reap.

Of course, it could be an act of serenity, like when W went to bed at his normal early hour on election night, but I doubt it.

There is no serenity in nadin's world of evil conspiracy and imminent apocalypse.

She's in hiding, in an attempt to avoid the humiliation of being designated Top DUmmy .

Charles Henrickson · « **Reply #88 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:21:25 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2011, 07:52:25 PM

Nutcase nadin is still in hiding! . . . She's in hiding, in an attempt to avoid the humiliation of being designated Top DUmmy.

Nadin sighting from this afternoon:

nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts)

Mon Dec-05-11 04:23 PM

41. No the solution is not insurance companies

But single payor healthcare. Enough of this.

I am sorry. All I could do is keep fighting for that.

Boudicca · « **Reply #89 on:** December 05, 2011, 09:38:46 PM »

Wow, so many DUmmies, so few ballots. Bummer.

For the Willie, I vote for Skimmer, Elad and the other guy whose name I forgot

Without them we wouldn't be having these elections.

Newbie award vote to iverglas

Broken Elbow to Omaha Steve, I know he won't win his real election so hope he's luckier here at CC

Golden Bouncy vote to Dreamer Tatum; he was hilarious and so outclassed Sarah Imaboobie

Although, I do cast a vote for her in my Top Ten DUmmies

Sarah Imaboobie
cali
Dain Bramaged
E Ferrari
Judi Lynn
Horse With No Name
Nads
Stinky
kpete
Cyrano

Charles Henrickson · « **Reply #90 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:41:42 PM »

You know, over the past twelve months (since this time last December), PJ-Comix and I have posted 177 editions of the DUmmie FUnnies. I myself have done 106 of them this past year, an average of two a week. And we've been doing the DUFUs, PJ and/or I, since September of 2004. Hundreds and hundreds of DUFUs.

But the thing is, compared to what happens here at the DUmpster, we at DUmmie FUnnies put more attention on the DUmmie comments than on the particular DUmmie characters by name. The big thing about the FUnnies is that they be FUnnie. PJ and I endeavor to make some witty comebacks, wisecracks, one-liners, ripostes, and assorted bon mots, in response to what the DUmmies say. We don't always spend a lot of time on the peculiarities of all the particular personalities at the DUmp. To be sure, many personalities do emerge, as a matter of course. Over the past seven-plus years, Pied Piper Pitt, Andy Stephenson, benburch, Head DUmmie Skinner, DUAC Earl, madfloridian, Bobo the Hobo, Know-it-all Nadin--they all have become "stars" of the DUFUs.

So, for example, some of the primitives prominent in the voting here--e.g., Omaha Steve, Stinky the Clown, Proud2BlibKansan, Taverner, underground panther--are not so well-defined in my mind, probably because we did not feature them as lead performers in the DUmmie FUnnies.

Revolution · « **Reply #91 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:42:53 PM »

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Sarah Imaboobie

That made me giggle immaturely.

Revolution · « **Reply #92 on:** December 05, 2011, 10:49:06 PM »

^ Am now reading your last article on Nadin, Charles, and you/you guys nailed down exactly how I feel in this paragraph:

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DUmmie nadinbrzezinski is my choice for DUmmie of the Year. There, I've said it. I'm committed. The Rubik's Cube has been crossed. I will ride this horse till the cows come home and reach their tipping point.

A-MEN!! I've been campaigning these guys to vote for NadaBrain for a few months now knowing these elections were coming up. Haven't pestered, or oversold anything, but they know how I feel.

If she doesn't win, it should be a sin. An affront to everything just in this world.

Ballygrl · « **Reply #93 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:15:51 PM »

Vote Sarah Ibuprofen! she's a mole and has them all fooled!

GCBill · « **Reply #94 on:** December 05, 2011, 11:21:27 PM »

Willie:
Omaha Steve

Newbie:
MiddleFingerMom

Broken Elbow:
Sub Atomic

Golden Bouncy:
Sarah Ibarruri

Top DUmmies of 2011:
cali
cbayer
Eferrari
Horse With no Name
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
Sarah Ibarruri
Tavener
ThomWV
underground panther

movie buff · « **Reply #95 on:** December 06, 2011, 04:55:43 AM »

Willie:
Alan Grayson (Don't get me wrong, he's a scumbag, but getting elected to congress, even if just for two years, is more than any DUmmy I've known has been able to do with their lives)
Newbie:
MiddleFingerMom (Don't believe I've ever come across a post by her or any of the other nominees, yet her charming moniker alone is more than enough to get my vote)
For the Broken Elbow award, I'm surprised underground panther didn't get nominated. Whining and griping are what she does best. However, among the official nominees, I vote for bobbolink.
Golden Bouncy:
underground panther
Top DUmmies of the year:
underground panther
bobbolink
Tavener
Stinky the Clown (I bet he lives up to his moniker in real life)
William Pitt
nadinbrzezinski
cali
Horsewithnoname
DainBramaged
EFerrari

Mike220 · « **Reply #96 on:** December 06, 2011, 09:31:42 AM »

Quote from: movie buff on December 06, 2011, 04:55:43 AM

Newbie:
MiddleFingerMom (Don't believe I've ever come across a post by her or any of the other nominees, yet her charming moniker alone is more than enough to get my vote)

The best part is "she's" a he.

AprilRazz · « **Reply #97 on:** December 06, 2011, 10:33:01 AM »

For the Willie I am going to have to go with Doug's stupid ex-wife, the Eferrari primitive.
My vote for the newbie goes to someone near and dear to my heart. The disbarred Canadian lawyer Iverglas.
For the broken elbow honors I am going to have to go with Bobo.
The golden bouncie would be the subway cat, the undergroundpanther primitive.
And my ten for the top honors are in no particular order...
cali
Eferrari
Horse With no Name
iverglas
nadinbrzezinski
Proud2BlibKansan
Sarah Ibarruri
Stinky the Clown
Tavener
underground panther
This was a hard choice for DOTY because there were so many worthy candidates.

Boudicca · « **Reply #98 on:** December 06, 2011, 10:52:29 AM »

Quote from: Revolution on December 05, 2011, 10:42:53 PM

That made me giggle immaturely.

I like it. When I saw some other CC poster use it awhile back, I also giggled immaturely.

Wish I could remember who came up with that well deserved moniker.

Toastedturningtidelegs · « **Reply #99 on:** December 06, 2011, 11:47:39 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on December 04, 2011, 09:30:39 AM

For the Willie, the award given the DUmmie whoâ€™s done the most, throughout this year and past years, to enhance the reputation and good name of democraticunderground (i.e., a primitive who made Skinsâ€™s island look good, real good):

VOTE FOR ONE:

911 forum
Alan Grayson
Andy Stephenson
atheist forum
cali
CaliforniaPeggy
Eferrari
hippywife
Israel/Palestinian forum
lonestarnot
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
ProudDad
Raven
Redstone
sabrina 1
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
spooked911
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Taverner
underground panther
warpy

I gotta go with Stinky here

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Author Topic: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011 (closed) (Read 63202 times)